Drumpfster Fire Advisors

This page is a compilation of Fark threads related to the dumpster fire that is the worthless advisors to the 45th President of the United States of America.

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Vladimir Putin
Russian President and videotape archivist

Vnesheconombank
Russian government-owned development bank under sanctions by U.S. and others

SVR
Sluzhba vneshney razvedki (Russian Foreign Intelligence Service)

Sergey Gorkov
chairman, Vnesheconombank

Evgeny Buryakov
New York-based Deputy Representative, Vnesheconombank, arrested for spying on the United States for the SVR January 26, 20215

Sergey Kislyak
Russian ambassador to the 2016 U.S. Presidential election and Anything Else Putin Wants

Sergei Lavrov
Russian Foreign Minister

Maria Zakharova
Russian Foreign Ministry Spokeswoman

Dmitry Petrov
Putin spokesman

Dmitry Peskov
Vladimir Putin's press secretary

RT
formerly Russia Today, Russian international television network funded by the Russian government

Sputnik
a news agency, consisting of websites, radio broadcast service (among others) established by the Russian government-controlled news agency Rossiya Segodnya

Dmitry Rybolovlev
The Fertilizer King

Konstantin Kilimnik
Manafort's protégé, Russian collaborator

Guccifer 2.0
distributed and publicized material stolen during hacks of the DNC, prominent Democratic operatives' emails

Viktor Yanukovych
disgraced Ukranian president-Russian puppet, leader of the "Party of Regions"

Vadim Trincher
model tenant, Trump Tower

Oleg Deripaska
Russian aluminum magnate, close Putin ally

Mikhail Kalugin
director, Russian Embassy's economics section

Steve Bannon
White House chief strategist and Lumpy James May, Gentleman Fascist

Moustafa El-Gindy
former Egyptian legislator, businessman and owner of Breitbart’s Washington DC office

Corey Lewandowski
former campaign chief, current lobbyist

Special White House Office of Nepotism
(for Ivanka and her husband, please see the "Commissars" section below)

Donald Trump, Jr.
America's Uday

Eric Trump
"I'm Eric!"

Jared Kushner
Son-in-law

Independent Journal Review
founded by former Republican party staffers Alex Skatell and Phil Musser in 2012

America First Policies
"capture all people who believe in the Trump agenda"
 * Rick Gates, former deputy campaign manager
 * Brad Parscale, Trump's digital and data director
 * Nick Ayers, Pence campaign advisor
 * Marty Obst, Pence campaign advisor
 * David Bossie
 * Katrina Pierson

Strategic Initiatives Group
created by Bannon and Kushner to work on issues of foreign policy decisions and national strategy and security; possibly duplicating the work of the National Security Council
 * members include Sebastian Gorka

White House Office of American Innovation
the group aims to develop fresh solutions to persistent problems afflicting American society
 * director Jared Kushner

Financial Stability Oversight Council
created by the Dodd-Frank Wall Street reform law
 * chairman Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin

Climate Leadership Council
Members include:
 * former Secretary of State James Baker III
 * former Secretary of State George Schultz
 * former Secretary of the Treasury Henry Paulson

National Security Council

 * 1) Deputy
 * 2) Staff
 * 3) Victoria Coates

H.R. McMaster
National Security Advisor

Mike Pence
"Vice" President

Reince Priebus
Chief of Staff

Stephen Miller
Assistant to the President

Roger Stone
''Top. Advisor.''

Sebastian v. Gorka
Deputy assistant to President, counter-terrorism advisor

Peter Theil
Advisor to the President

Carter Page
American oil industry consultant, foreign policy advisor

Michael Cohen
President's personal lawyer

Jerry Falwell
higher education reform task force

Pat Robertson
Advisor to the President in hate-related matters

Rudy Giuliani
former NYC mayor, drag performer, "terrorism" "expert"

Pat Buchanan
Oval Office groupie

Richard Spencer
Whiteness Advisor

Sean Spicer
White House Press Secretary

Mike Dubke
Communications Director

Kellyanne Conway
Counselor to the President

Sarah Huckabee Sanders
deputy White House press secretary

Mike Huckabee
former governor of Arkansas

Boris Epshteyn
former Commissar for Media Relations Assistant Communications Director for Surrogate Operations

Michael Flynn (ret.)
former National Security Adviser

Ezra Cohen-Watnick
Senior director for intelligence programs, National Security Council'

Michael Ellis
Deputy National Security Council Legal Advisor; former counsel for House Intelligence Committee

Robert Mercer
billionaire, donor

Stefan Passantino
White House ethics lawyer

David Apol
''Top. Lawyer. Office of Government Ethics''

Walter Shaub
Director, Office of Government Ethics

Frank Gaffney
director, Center for Security Policy, his tiny think tank

Nigel Farage
leader of the UKIP (United Kingdom Independence Party)