The World Outside the U.S. Post-Drumpf

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Don't Give GOP Assholes Any Ideas

 * 1) Polish member of European Parliament says women should earn less than men because they are "weaker and less intelligent." Women to prove him wrong when they go to the polls next election

Miscellaneous

 * 1) Putin taps Jon Huntsman as ambassador from US
 * 2) So, has anyone else noticed that the handicapping of the State Department that President Trump has engaged in, benefits Russia and Putin tremendously?

Germany

 * 1) US:"Hey Germany, help us out with NATO. Invest more in your military." Germany:"Like double it? I could do that." Rest of Europe:"Um, wait a sec. Remember the last time Germany expanded its military?"
 * 2) With US now allied with their Russian adversaries, Germany starts looking into nuclear weapons program. This is not a repeat from 1943
 * 3) If you had "Germany" as the next staunch ally Trump was going to piss off for really stupid reasons, step up and claim your prize: the shattered remains of your country's dignity

France

 * 1) Center-right French presidential candidate, Francois Fillon, pulls out of key event at last minute, replaces himself with his cousin Nathan
 * 2) Not News: Far right leader posts gruesome IS beheading tweet. News: Marine Le Pen Fark: European Parliament revokes Le Pen's immunity Ultra WTFark: This "crime" carries a 3 year prison sentence

The UK

 * 1) Jean-Claude Juncker's great five-step survival plan post-Brexit was leaked, and it's causing panic on both sides of the Brexit field
 * 2) Boris Johnson, apparently jealous of all the Russian backdoor access Trump's team has been getting, puts on the lip gloss and books a flight to Moscow
 * 3) Theresa May warns Scottish voters against "nationalism which focuses only on independence at any cost," citing the dangers of "wrenching Scotland out of its biggest trade market"
 * 4) Economic suicide bill fails Parliament for second time
 * 5) Britain to make up for the economic costs of Brexit by taxing public schools that have solar panels 800%. BRILLIANT
 * 6) Within 48 hours of Article 50, the Brexit terms will be revealed to all, vows Tusk, real savage-like. DON'T SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME

Scotland

 * 1) Trump's visit to the UK will reportedly be mostly spent in Scotland, "in order to deter protestors". Boy, is he in for a shock
 * 2) Theresa May warns Scottish voters against "nationalism which focuses only on independence at any cost," citing the dangers of "wrenching Scotland out of its biggest trade market"

Ukraine

 * 1) "Is Trump throwing Ukraine to the Kremlin sharks?" asks man who just woke up from a coma that began in 2015
 * 2) Paul Manafort's daughter sends out text message bragging about the people her father had killed

Russia

 * 1) Kremlin: All this talk about how we interfered in your election is really making it difficult for us to be friends again
 * 2) It's not every day you get to see Russians run away in panic
 * 3) There's only one common theme in the WikiLeaks and Snowden scandal: Russia always stands to gain
 * 4) So, has anyone else noticed that the handicapping of the State Department that President Trump has engaged in, benefits Russia and Putin tremendously?
 * 5) "Is Trump throwing Ukraine to the Kremlin sharks?" asks man who just woke up from a coma that began in 2015
 * 6) Russian spies offer to help tech companies overcome American spies
 * 7) Putin taps Jon Huntsman as ambassador from US

Demark

 * 1) Since Brownbackonomics has paid such great dividends, another state is taking a look at it. The state of Denmark. Something is rotten

Poland

 * 1) Polish member of European Parliament says women should earn less than men because they are "weaker and less intelligent." Women to prove him wrong when they go to the polls next election

Italy

 * 1) A joke political party has become one of Italy's largest, demonstrating the exact opposite of here in the US, where all of our political parties have become jokes

Best Korea

 * 1) It was a heart attack - and not a nerve agent - that killed Kim Jong Nam according to DPRK envoy Kellyyang Khanwei
 * 2) North Korea isn't going to nuke the US or Japan. Nope, they're gonna nuke Malaysia for making it so goddamn difficult to kill the half brother of Dear Leader with a nerve agent
 * 3) Goofy haircut? ✔ Boxy, ill-fitting suits? ✔ Erratic and unstable personality? ✔ Primitive vocabulary? ✔ Hates the country to the south? ✔ Brooks no opposition from underlings? ✔ Thin skin? ✔ Father gave him his career? ✔ Is it Trump or Kim Jong Un?

South Korea

 * 1) South Korea removes its President over illegal confidentes and shady business practices. Wait, you can do that?
 * 2) Don't you just hate it when you're in the middle of a live interview and the kids just want to play with daddy

China

 * 1) Pay no attention to the trade surplus the U.S. had with China in February

Malaysia

 * 1) North Korea isn't going to nuke the US or Japan. Nope, they're gonna nuke Malaysia for making it so goddamn difficult to kill the half brother of Dear Leader with a nerve agent

Iran

 * 1) Trump hotel in Azerbaijan was a front for the Iranian Revolutionary Guard

Israel

 * 1) Mosque muting bill in Israel gets-- ترتفع للصلاة. I said, Mosque muting bill in Israel gets--ترتفع للصلاة Oh, never mind

Azerbaijan

 * 1) Trump hotel in Azerbaijan was a front for the Iranian Revolutionary Guard

Mexico

 * 1) Mexican politician claims to be against Trump's wall but it's obvious he's still on the fence
 * 2) Turns out some Mexicans like the way Trump thinks, drug lord El Chapo's lawyer for instance

Canada

 * 1) Trump points to Canada as a model for U.S. immigration reform. Leave us out of this please
 * 2) Canada expecting record numbers of people to flee the United States and seek asylum. Hardliners demand that the Canadian government deploy their crack bear cavalry and moose chuckers to secure the border
 * 3) Not news: People illegally crossing the border. News: Into Canada. Fark: Not as many as in 2008
 * 4) Canada named 2nd best country in the world yet again. Lost 0.3 points on the dismount for inventing Hawaiian pizza

Ecuador

 * 1) The presidential frontrunner in Ecuador has promised Ecuadorians a better economy, fairer trade with the U.S. and an Assange free embassy in London