Hyperbolic Hyperbole



'''Hyperbolic Hyperbole is a multisexual energy cloud who was raised by wolves in the pacific northwest and didn't enter modern society until long after he'd grown to be a full adult. He does wear a pony, but he wears it proudly and it allows him to take on any necessary form and adapt to his surroundings quicky. Also known as Candy, she is sometimes the prettiest girl to enter a webchatboard and you will know her by the sound of a million pants being unzippled all at once. You may not always understand his sense of humor, but that says far more about you than about him because as sure as water is wet HH is the funniest thing to ever stroke the nearly mutated shaft that is totalfark.'''