Drumpfster Fire Advisors

This page is a compilation of Fark threads related to the dumpster fire that is the worthless advisors to the 45th President of the United States of America.

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Vladimir Putin
Russian President and videotape archivist

Putin's Posse
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Roy Cohn
Special Advisor to the President in Charge of Paranoia

Corey Lewandowski
former campaign chief, current lobbyist

Avenue Strategies
lobbying firm founded by two former Trump aides: Corey Lewandowski and Barry Bennett

Washington East West Political Strategies
short-lived off-shoot of Avenue Strategies created for prospective Eastern European clients; partners included an Azerbaijani oil executive and an American political consultant who works extensively in Russia

Bryan Lanza
former deputy communications director for Trump2016

Mike Biundo
senior adviser for Trump2016

Brad Gerstman
partner at Gotham Government Relations & Communications, the NY firm worked on Trump's 2015 campaign announcement

NRA
National Rifle Association
 * 1) claimed [Obama's sanction order following Russia?s invasion of Ukraine] has "long been used by the executive branch as a means of unilaterally enacting gun control"

Chris Cox
chief lobbyist, NRA

National Milk Producers Federation
proper Murican milk sellers, not those damn milk-in-a-bag freaks

Special White House Office of Nepotism
(for Ivanka and her husband, please see the "Commissars" section below)

Donald Trump, Jr.
America's Uday, Executive VP of Development and Acquisitions, Trump Organization
 * "We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia"

Eric Trump
"I'm Eric!"

Barron Trump
Leave Barron alone.

Jared Kushner
Son-in-law

Beny Steinmetz
co-founder, Hermitage Capital, a Russian hedge fund firm
 * currently under investigation in the US, Guinea, Israel and Switzerland for different briberies
 * provided funding to Kushner Companies for downpayments on $190 million in purchases in NYC in 2012

Kushner Companies
Kushner family real estate firm; received funding from Steinmetz for downpayments on $190 million in purchases in NYC in 2012

Independent Journal Review
founded by former Republican party staffers Alex Skatell and Phil Musser in 2012

America First Policies
"capture all people who believe in the Trump agenda"
 * Rick Gates, former deputy campaign manager
 * Brad Parscale, Trump's digital and data director
 * Nick Ayers, Pence campaign advisor
 * Marty Obst, Pence campaign advisor
 * David Bossie
 * Katrina Pierson

Manila Project
Trump's company does not own or invest in the Manila project; will only receive royalties for use of the Trump brand as part of the long-term licensing deal with Century Properties Group

Amanda Miller
vice president of marketing, Trump Organization promotional materials for Trump Tower Manila featuring President Trump and White House Special Advisor Ivanka Trump were "historical clips" and just recently removed at press time

Keith Schiller
director, Oval Office operations; former detective, NYPD; Trump's former bodyguard
 * hand-delivered the White House's letter to the FBI terminating FBI director James Comey

Nuclear Crisis Group
a so-called "shadow security council" made up of nearly two dozen former military leaders and diplomats who had responsibility over nuclear weapons from at least 8 different countries, who will offer public and private advice in real time to world leaders in the hopes of reducing the chances of nuclear confrontation

White House Office of American Innovation
the group aims to develop fresh solutions to persistent problems afflicting American society
 * director Jared Kushner

Financial Stability Oversight Council
created by the Dodd-Frank Wall Street reform law
 * chairman Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin

Climate Leadership Council
Members include:
 * former Secretary of State James Baker III
 * former Secretary of State George Schultz
 * former Secretary of the Treasury Henry Paulson

Strategic Initiatives Group
created by Bannon and Kushner to work on issues of foreign policy decisions and national strategy and security; possibly duplicating the work of the National Security Council
 * members include Sebastian Gorka

White House Military Office
carries and safeguards the "nuclear football"; provides secure communications for the President at all times as well as military support for all White House functions, including food service, presidential transportation, medical support, emergency medical services, and hospitality services

Commission on Combatting Drug Addiction and the Opioid Crisis
new addiction task force to help combat the opioid crisis commissioned by President Trump; Governor Chris Christie (R NJ) to lead

H.R. McMaster
National Security Advisor

Principals Committee of the National Security Council

 * Tom Bossert, Homeland Security Advisor
 * Dan Coats, National Intelligence Director
 * Marine Corps General Joseph Dunford, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

Michael Short
National Security Council spokesman

Mike Pence
"Vice" President

Reince Priebus
Chief of Staff

Katie Walsh
Preibus deputy

Steve Bannon
White House chief strategist and Lumpy James May, Gentleman Fascist

Moustafa El-Gindy
former Egyptian legislator, businessman and owner of Breitbart’s Washington DC office

Robert Mercer
billionaire, donor, created super PAC Make America Number 1, backed Breitbart News

Darren Blanton
Dallas investor who founded Colt Ventures; advisor to Trump?s transition; met frequently with Bannon at Trump Tower during the campaign

Colt Ventures
Dallas-based venture-capital firm; received $200k from Trump 2016 campaign for "data management services"; investor in VizSense

Stephen Miller
Assistant to the President

Roger Stone
''Top. Advisor.''

Sebastian v. Gorka
Deputy assistant to President, counter-terrorism advisor

Order of Vitez
several groups claim the name "Order of Vitéz," some have Nazi affiliations, others do not
 * "vitéz" is the Hungarian word for "knight"

Peter Theil
Advisor to the President

Carter Page
American oil industry consultant, foreign policy advisor

Strategic Campaign Group
campaign consulting firm, Annapolis, Maryland
 * pioneered the use of technology in political campaigns
 * represents GOP candidates nationwide, including the Tea Party and the Conservative Majority Fund
 * FBI raided Main St. offices May 11, 2017 with a search warrant
 * questioned by the FEC concerning money raised by a political action committee

Boris Epshteyn
former Commissar for Media Relations Assistant Communications Director for Surrogate Operations

Michael Flynn (ret.)
former National Security Adviser

Jon Iadonisi
stealth Trump 2016 campaign employee; founded White Canvas Group and VizSense

VizSense
social-media company co-founded by Iadonisi and Tim Newberry

White Canvas Group
consulting firm of Jon Iadonisi and Tim Newberry; rented space to Flynn's consultation firm, Flynn Intel Group; hired by Flynn to investigate Fethullah Gulen

Ekim Alptekin
Turkish American businessman close to top officials in Turkey; owner of Inovo

Inovo BV
Netherlands-based company owned by Ekim Alptekin; financed White Canvas Group's investigation of Fethullah Gulen

Don McGahn
White House counsel

Michael Cohen
President's personal lawyer

Ezra Cohen-Watnick
Senior director for intelligence programs, National Security Council, one of Nunes' leakers

John Eisenberg
top lawyer for the National Security Council, reports to White House counsel Donald McGahn, was informed of the Nunes docs

Michael Ellis
former counsel for House Intelligence Committee; Deputy National Security Council Legal Advisor who reports to Eisenberg and White House counsel Donald McGahn, one of Nunes' leakers

Erik Prince
Secret Advisor

Jerry Falwell
higher education reform task force

Grover Norquist
president, Americans for Tax Reform

Pat Robertson
Advisor to the President in hate-related matters

Rudy Giuliani
former NYC mayor, drag performer, "terrorism" "expert"

Pat Buchanan
Oval Office groupie

Richard Spencer
Whiteness Advisor

Hope Hicks
White House Director of Strategic Communications

Sean Spicer
White House Press Secretary

Mike Dubke
Communications Director

Kellyanne Conway
Counselor to the President

Sarah Huckabee Sanders
deputy White House press secretary

Natalie Strom
White House spokeswoman

Kelly Love
White House spokesmodel

Lindsay Walters
White House deputy press secretary

Helen Aguirre Ferre
White House director of media affairs or "Never Trump, low-energy, Jeb Bush staffers infiltrate Donald Trump's White House"

OMB
Office of Management & Budget

Mike Mulvaney
Director of OMB

Mike Huckabee
former governor of Arkansas

Stefan Passantino
White House ethics lawyer

David Apol
''Top. Lawyer. Office of Government Ethics''

Walter Shaub
Director, Office of Government Ethics

Frank Gaffney
director, Center for Security Policy, his tiny think tank

Nigel Farage
leader of the UKIP (United Kingdom Independence Party)

Gary Cohn
chief economic advisor

Omarosa Manigault
Minority outreach, Nixon Apprentice and #1 fangirl