Barack Obama



Barack Obama is America's 44th president. He is also black (technically, he's only half black, but his wife Michelle is all black). And he has a Muslin middle name (Hussein). Because of this his detractors also believed he was simultaneously gay, atheist, Muslim, communist, socialist, foreign-born (and consequently illegitimately holding office), an empty suit, a micro-managing tyrant and a card-carrying member of any other demographic necessary to discredit everything he ever said or did while in the White House.

Nicknames

 * Fark rule for Obama nicknames: "last name needs to either start with an 'O' or end in 'ama'"
 * 1)  B-Rock the Islamic Shock Hussein SuperAllah Obama
 * 2) Fartbongo (from "Fartbama" and "Obongo")
 * 3) Fartb0ng0 (two zeroes. One for the teleprompter usage and one for ruining America (taking it away from white people).)
 * 4) Taxbongo
 * 5) Obummer
 * 6) Bleary Sombrero Fartbamao Tse-dung, Wizard of Uhhs
 * 7) Nobama
 * 8) 0bama (zero +bama)
 * 9) Bukkake O'Bunga
 * 10) "President" Balack Husqvarna Sargento 0nambla
 * 11) "President" Ballsack Husqvarna Sargento 0nambla
 * 12) Flukey McTeleprompter Blackman
 * 13) Barry Hussein Sombrero Fartbama
 * 14) "President" Binaca Hooray Sargento Obummer
 * 15) "President" Baraka Sub-Zero Motaro Fartbama
 * 16) "President" Bazooka Insane Sombrero Alabama
 * 17) "President" Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III
 * 18) Balackula Oboogedybama, Jimmy Carter, Bukake Boogerbama, Engelbarack Humptybama, Fitz Bunbama
 * 19) The Humpty Barack
 * 20)  Baroque Husqvarna

"Scandals"

 * 1) being black
 * 2) having "Hussein" as his middle nam
 * 3) created his own flag
 * 4) tried to tax cow farts
 * 5) putting his feet on the resolute desk
 * 6) not wearing a tie
 * 7) wearing mom jeans
 * 8) golfing too much
 * 9) vacationing too much
 * 10) spending too much tax payer money while on vacation
 * 11) eating arugula
 * 12) putting "fancy" mustard on a hamburger
 * 13) using binder clips
 * 14) using a teleprompter