Branch Dildonians - After the Occupation

Dildos warn of booby traps

The Ballad Of The Malheur Patriots

[https://www.fark.com/comments/9033979/Here-there-are-your-Bundy-Militia-themed-Valentines-Day-cards-Ammon-love-with-you-Valentine Here there are, your Bundy Militia themed Valentine's Day cards. 'Ammon' love with you, Valentine]

when you thought it was over, thousands of new occupiers are flooding the Malheur Refuge

[http://www.fark.com/comments/9038144/Guns-Bombs-Poop-No-word-on-dildos Guns, Bombs, and Poop. No word on the dildos]

[http://www.fark.com/comments/9038474/The-government-finally-allows-Cliven-Bundy-to-live-rent-free-on-federal-land-Mission-accomplished The government finally allows Cliven Bundy to live rent free on federal land. Mission accomplished]

Shawna Cox files Sovereign Dildo brief with court

Grand jury indicts dildo sandwich

[http://www.fark.com/comments/9040643/Slogan-Returning-land-to-its-rightful-owners-Reality-Burns-Paiute-tribal-chairwoman-is-getting-threats-from-dildo-patriots Slogan: "Returning the land to its rightful owners." Reality: Burns Paiute tribal chairwoman is getting threats from dildo patriots]

Cliven Bundy allowed to return home to Nevada

Dildupdate: Arraignments scheduled for Wednesday, Ammon's lawyer argues he's too much of an attention whore to ever skip bail, and a new pic of Ammon staring out of a prison window

Who knew a camping trip could cost $3.3 million?

Jailed leaders of second armed siege against law enforcement get judgesplained that presumed innocence does not include presumed bail

[http://www.fark.com/comments/9053084/Its-like-hunting-cape-buffalo-Theyre-nasty-theyre-smart-they-wont-hesitate-to-charge/Its-like-hunting-cape-buffalo-Theyre-nasty-theyre-smart-they-wont-hesitate-to-charge It's like hunting cape buffalo. They're nasty, they're smart, and they won't hesitate to charge]

Bundy militia set off Malheur National Wildlife Refuge workers' spidey senses weeks before occupation

Trump campaign official arrested for ties to the Bundy Dildo Brigade

[http://www.fark.com/comments/9062463/New-Hampshire-Branch-Dildonian-seeks-release-Should-have-kept-a-dildo-two New Hampshire Branch Dildonian seeks release. Should have kept a dildo or two]

Considering how many "totally super-patriotic and not racist at all" idiots discover an abiding love of MLK Jr while in prison, we really need to entertain the idea of throwing entire states into the clink on general principle

New dildonian passenger video shows LaVoy Finicum's last moments - and demolishes Bundy conspiracies

[http://www.fark.com/comments/9064981/Bundy-protest-rally-scheduled-for-Thursday-at-Las-Vegas-courthouse-Im-not-saying-everyone-within-200-miles-should-drive-down-wave-dildos-at-them-but-itd-be-pretty-funny-if-everyone-within-200-miles-drove-down-waved-dildos-at-them Bundy protest rally scheduled for Thursday at the Las Vegas courthouse. I'm not saying everyone within 200 miles should drive down and wave dildos at them, but it'd be pretty funny if everyone within 200 miles drove down and waved dildos at them]

[http://www.fark.com/comments/9065656/The-Branch-Didonians-could-be-in-prison-for-twenty-years-Thats-a-lot-of-batteries The Branch Didonians could be in prison for twenty years. That's a lot of batteries]

[http://www.fark.com/comments/9066807/Cliven-Bundy-was-selling-cattle-faster-than-BLM-could-round-them-up-Dildos Cliven Bundy was selling cattle faster than the BLM could round them up. Dildos]

Cliven Bundy refuses to recognize federal authority at a place where they recognize federal authority

[http://www.fark.com/comments/9068428/Dildonian-defendant-says-he-only-borrowed-government-truck-didnt-steal-it-Bonus-says-feds-have-no-authority-God-is-his-lawyer-hes-never-won-in-court Dildonian defendant says he only "borrowed" government truck, didn't steal it. Bonus: says the feds have no authority, God is his lawyer, and he's never won in court]

Nevada legislator defends weaponized Branch Dildoians as just humble campers MAr 16 2016

OPB releases audio of January 9th meeting in Burns between disgusted local leaders begging everyone to GTFO and pro-Bundy legislators/lobbyists saying LALALALALA Mar 17 2016

[http://www.fark.com/comments/9074915/Dildonian-feeling-left-out-says-hell-start-shooting-federal-law-enforcement-officers-if-hes-not-arrested-too-Guess-what-happens-next Dildonian feeling left out says he'll "start shooting federal law enforcement officers" if he's not arrested too. Guess what happens next] March 18, 2016

Oregon Public radio finds proof that local GOP officials were involved in planning and coordinating the armed takeover of the Malhuer wildlife refuge by the Branch Dildonians and promised to help a violent criminal run for office if he participated March 18, 2016

Ryan Dildonian shows those weeks in jail have had no effect on his finely developed decision-making ability March 19, 2016