Drumpfster Fire

A compilation of Fark threads related to the dumpster fire that will soon be the administration of the 45th President of the United States of America.

=Head Toupee=

Meaningless Displays of Power or Just Plain Evil or Stupid Shit

 * Trump gives all current ambassadors and their families 2 weeks to GTFO
 * WTF: Trump orders the resignation of the commanding officer of the Washington DC National Guard. Holy Shiat: In the middle of the inauguration ceremony
 * Major General Errol Schwartz isn't being fired, he tendered his resignation as is protocol, and the timing is his choice: The Trump administration asked him to stay on a few more days to smooth the transition, and he refused
 * Guess who tweeted that John Lewis is all talk and no action days before Martin Luther King day?
 * Donald Trump's criticism of John Lewis results in tremendous book sales. For Lewis's memoirs
 * It is considered an honor to be invited to Selma with John Lewis; he has taken members of both parties with him over the years. But Lewis said one person he will never ask to join him is Donald Trump
 * Donald Trump has revealed his plans for his first two days in office - To do absolutely nothing

Nicknames
This section will provide the many nicknames this asshole has earned, with credit when known


 * 1) fecal fingered Caligula
 * 2) Orange Mugabe
 * 3) Marmalade Mussulini
 * 4) Dynamite Shitgibbon
 * 5) Disgusting Pussygrabber (President Disgusting Pussygrabber)
 * 6) Boss Tweet

Crimes
This section will include all Fark threads related to crimes committed by the Head Toupee

Conflicts of Interest
This section will include all Fark threads related to conflicts of interest this asshole has himself entangled in

Lawsuits
This section will include all Fark threads related to lawsuits filed against the Head Toupee


 * 1) Remember during the Clinton years when conservatives fought an won a long legal battle arguing that the President is not immune from responding to lawsuits while in office? They are about to REALLY regret that

=Administration=

Cabinet
This section will provide the names and eventual scandals/crimes associated with these assholes

Puzder, Labor Nominee

 * 1) The Carl's Jr./Hardees CEO, and Trump's Secretary of Labor nominee, just wants to make life for fast food employees better by eliminating things like minimum wage, breaks and working extra hours without pay

Price, Health and Human Services Nominee

 * 1) Trump's pick to lead the HHS department invested in a drug company, then introduced a bill a week later to help that same company

Pruitt, Environmental Protection Agency Nominee

 * 1) Professional Swamp Drainer Donald Trump now facing a reality where his EPA selection was just implicated in a Super PAC scandal