Drumpfster Fire Misinformation

This page is a compilation of Fark threads related to the dumpster fire that is the worthless advisors to the 45th President of the United States of America.

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=Dear Leader=

The Show Is ‘Trump’
And it is sold-out performances everywhere

I Have A Very Good Brain
My primary consultant is myself

I Won The Popular Vote
if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally

We Love ‘The Art Of The Deal’
but the Bible is far, far superior

I Will Be The Greatest Jobs President
that God ever created

We See A Lot Of Money Pouring In From Russia
=Faithful=

I Love The Poorly Educated
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Ministry of Misinformation
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Steve Bannon
best, most helpful advisor

Donald Trump, Jr.
America's Uday

Sean Spicer
White House Press Secretary

Kellyanne Conway
Counselor to the President

Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Deputy White House spokesmodel

Mike Pence
"Vice" President

Roger Stone
''Top. Advisor.''

Michael Cohen
President's personal lawyer

Reince Priebus
Chief of Staff

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III
Attorney General

EPA
Environmental Protection Agency

Steve Mnuchin
Treasury Secretary

James Donovan
Deputy Treasury Secretary

Ben Carson
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

FCC
Federal Communications Commission

John F. Kelly
Secretary of Department of Homeland Security

Scott Pruitt
Director of the Environmental Protection Agency

Paul Manafort
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Mick Mulvaney
Director of OMB

Boris Epshteyn
Commissar for Media Relations

Neil Gorsuch
SCOTUS nominee

Carter Page
American oil industry consultant, foreign policy advisor

Michael Flynn
former National Security advisor

James Comey
Director of the FBI

FBI
Federal Bureau of Investigation

Army General Joseph Votel
commander, U.S. Central Command

Betsy DeVos
Secretary of Education

OMB
Office of Management & Budget

Tom Price
Secretary of Health and Human Services

NOAA
National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

James Mattis
Secretary of Defense

Richard Spencer
Special Whiteness Assistant to the President

Steve Milloy
advisor, Trump EPA transition team, whore

George Conway
Nominee for director, Department of Justice, Civil Division

Frank Gaffney
director, Center for Security Policy, his own tiny think tank

Rex Tillerson
Secretary of State

Tom Shannon
Undersecretary of State

Nikki Haley
US Ambassador to the United Nations

Spineless Democrats

 * 1) Senator Dick Durbin (D IL) Minority Whip
 * 2) Senator Chuck Schumer (D NY) Minority Leader
 * 3) Senator Jon Tester (D MT)
 * 4) Senator Claire McCaskill (D-MO)
 * 5) Senator Heidi Heitkamp (D ND)
 * 6) Senator Joe Manchin (D WV)

State-level Agency that Feds Duplicate
therefore, fed budget cut is justified Governors Highway Safety Association
 * 1) GHSA

Private Company that Feds Duplicate
therefore, fed budget cut is justified Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos
 * 1) Tech Billionaires

Independent Contractors
=The Enemy=

Such A Nasty Woman
Hillary Clinton

I Alone Can Fix It
While the State exists there can be no freedom; when there is freedom there will be no State

We May Have To Get You A Larger Room

 * 1) FBI
 * 2) CIA
 * 3) NSA

No Puppet! No Puppet! You're The Puppet!
=Links=