Drumpfster Fire Agencies

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former Rep. Scott Garrett (R NJ 5th)
nominee, Chairman and President of Export-Import Bank
 * co-founded House Freedom Caucus, twice voted against reauthorizing the bank while in Congress

former Rep. Spencer T. Bachus III (R AL 6th)
nominee for Board of Directors of Export-Import Bank
 * former former chairman (2011–2013), House Financial Services Committee

Dr. Scott Gottleib
nominee, director of Food and Drug Administration

George Conway
nominee, director of Department of Justice, Civil Division

Alexander Acosta
nominee Secretary of Labor

Jay Clayton
nominee, Chairman of Securities and Exchange Commission

Dr. Heather Wilson
nominee, Secretary of the Air Force

Scott Brown
former nude model, for US Ambassador to New Zealand

Todd Ricketts
Chicago Cubs board member, for Deputy Commerce Secretary

New Hires
do not require Senate confirmation

Director of the Selective Service System
former state senator Don Benton (R, WA, 17th)

Deputy Assistant Secretary, Office for Civil Rights
Candice Jackson, nominee

CBP
Customs and Border Protection

USCIS
US Citizenship and Immigration Services

TSA
Transportation Security Administration

NORAD
North American Aerospace Defense Command

Department of Defense
(or Pentagon)

US Strategic Command
responsible for global command and control of all phases of deployment of wartime forces under one commander, including information and intelligence as well as the US nuclear arsenal

National Security Division (NSD)
responsible for counterintelligence and counterterrorism investigations
 * probe into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election
 * Yahoo hackers

FBI
Federal Bureau of Investigation

Los Angeles Field Division
Eric Harden, special agent in charge

Deputy Assistant Secretary, Office for Civil Rights
Candice Jackson, nominee

Treasury Department

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Financial Crimes Enforcement Network
tracks global money laundering

IRS
Internal Revenue Service

Fish & Wildlife Service
Fish & Wildlife Service Director's Order No. 219

NOAA
National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

Secretary of Commerce
former chairman, Bank of Cyprus

NIH
National Institutes of Health

CDC
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

acting Surgeon General
Rear Admiral Sylvia Trent-Adams, nurse and former Deputy Surgeon General
 * first non-doctor to be Surgeon General

former Surgeon General
''Dr. Vivek Murthy, still member of the Commissioned Corps of the Public Health Service ... for now''

MSHA
Mining Safety and Health Administration

FAA
Federal Aviation Administration

SNAP
Supplimental Nutrition Assistance Program

CPB
Corporation for Public Broadcasting

Protection Services Detail
staff charged with protecting the administrator

FCC
Federal Communications Commission

Lifeline
program that provides broadband internet to low income Americans in mostly rural communities

The Fed
the Federal Reserve

GAO
Government Accountability Office

NASA
National Aeronautics and Space Administration

OMB
Office of Management & Budget

Office of Advocacy

 * Jason Doré, assistant chief counsel for external affairs, had?/has? account on Ashley Madison

NARA
National Archives and Records Administration
 * David S. Ferriero, Archivist of the United States (chief administrator of NARA)

FEC
Federal Election Commission

Director of Selective Service System
Selective Service System operates the US military draft

SEC
Securities and Exchange Commission

former CIA White House Liason
whose name is being withheld by The Washington Post at the request of the CIA was on a standard two-year rotation to the White House
 * worked under Cohen-Watnick
 * within days of the Nunes Panic was told without explanation to clear out his desk and return to the agency

Senior CIA Analyst
Linda Weissgold, CIA's suggested candidate to replace Cohen-Watnick in NSC and was interviewed by McMaster

Policy Planning Staff
internal think tank of State Department, to serve "as a source of independent policy analysis and advice for the Secretary of State"

Sahar Nowrouzzadeh
former member State Department Policy Planning Staff, transfered to the Office of Iranian Affairs

International Envoy
Jason Greenblatt