Drumpfster Fire Advisors

This page is a compilation of Fark threads related to the dumpster fire that is the worthless advisors to the 45th President of the United States of America.

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Stephanie Grisham
First Lady’s communications director, former White House spokeswoman

Lindsay Reynolds
First Lady’s chief of staff, former associate director of the White House Visitors Office, Bush, Jr.

Vladimir Putin
Russian President and videotape archivist

Putin's Posse
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Roy Cohn
Special Advisor to the President in Charge of Paranoia

Corey Lewandowski
former campaign chief, current lobbyist

Former Trump Campaign Staff cum Lobbyists

 * 1) Bryan Lanza former deputy communications director for Trump2016
 * 2) Mike Biundo senior adviser for Trump2016
 * 3) Brad Gerstman partner at Gotham Government Relations & Communications, the NY firm worked on Trump's 2015 campaign announcement
 * 1) Brad Gerstman partner at Gotham Government Relations & Communications, the NY firm worked on Trump's 2015 campaign announcement
 * 1) Brad Gerstman partner at Gotham Government Relations & Communications, the NY firm worked on Trump's 2015 campaign announcement

Chris Cox
chief lobbyist, NRA

National Milk Producers Federation
proper Murican milk sellers, not those damn milk-in-a-bag freaks

Special White House Office of Nepotism
(for Ivanka and her husband, please see the "Commissars" section below)

Donald Trump, Jr.
America's Uday, Executive VP of Development and Acquisitions, Trump Organization
 * "We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia"

Eric Trump
"I'm Eric!"

Jared Kushner
Son-in-law

Independent Journal Review
founded by former Republican party staffers Alex Skatell and Phil Musser in 2012

America First Policies
"capture all people who believe in the Trump agenda"
 * Rick Gates, former deputy campaign manager
 * Brad Parscale, Trump's digital and data director
 * Nick Ayers, Pence campaign advisor
 * Marty Obst, Pence campaign advisor
 * David Bossie
 * Katrina Pierson

White House Office of American Innovation
the group aims to develop fresh solutions to persistent problems afflicting American society
 * director Jared Kushner

Financial Stability Oversight Council
created by the Dodd-Frank Wall Street reform law
 * chairman Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin

Climate Leadership Council
Members include:
 * former Secretary of State James Baker III
 * former Secretary of State George Schultz
 * former Secretary of the Treasury Henry Paulson

Strategic Initiatives Group
created by Bannon and Kushner to work on issues of foreign policy decisions and national strategy and security; possibly duplicating the work of the National Security Council
 * members include Sebastian Gorka

H.R. McMaster
National Security Advisor

Principals Committee of the National Security Council

 * Tom Bossert, Homeland Security Advisor
 * Dan Coats, National Intelligence Director
 * Marine Corps General Joseph Dunford, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

Mike Pence
"Vice" President

Reince Priebus
Chief of Staff

Katie Walsh
Preibus deputy

Steve Bannon
White House chief strategist and Lumpy James May, Gentleman Fascist

Moustafa El-Gindy
former Egyptian legislator, businessman and owner of Breitbart’s Washington DC office

Robert Mercer
billionaire, donor, created super PAC Make America Number 1, backed Breitbart News

Stephen Miller
Assistant to the President

Roger Stone
''Top. Advisor.''

Sebastian v. Gorka
Deputy assistant to President, counter-terrorism advisor

Peter Theil
Advisor to the President

Carter Page
American oil industry consultant, foreign policy advisor
 * 1) {{drumpfft|4/4/2017|9539896|Carter Page becomes the latest Trump adjutant with links to Russian spies||
 * 2) {{drumpfft|4/4/2017|9540719|Preet Bharara was prosecuting Carter Page's Russian spy handler when Donald Trump fired him (Some possibly Not safe for work ads on page)||ussr}}{{trial}}
 * 3) {{drumpfft|4/11/2017|9549612|US official: FBI obtained a FISA warrant on former Trump advisor Carter Page|Anonymous US official|ussr}}
 * 4) {{drumpfft|4/14/2017|9553068|Andrew Napolitano doesn't believe Carter Page is being investigated||fud}}
 * 5) {{drumpfft|4/12/2017|9550370|The more they look at Trump, the more they see an independent patriot||cult}}{{oc2.2}}{{ussrb}}
 * 6) {{drumpfft|4/13/2017|9551875|Carter Page admits "something may have come up" in his conversations with Russians about lifting sanctions||ussrsa}}
 * 7) {{drumpfft|4/17/2017|9556160|Ex-British lawmaker: Intelligence sources believe tape exists of Trump asking Russia for election help in return for fostering closer US-Russia ties|Louise Mensch, former Conservative member of British Parliament|prop}}
 * 8) {{drumpfft|4/22/2017|9562652|Carter Page insists he's only named like the antagonist in a bad political thriller||norm}}{{cya}}{{prop}}

Erik Prince
Secret Advisor

Michael Cohen
President's personal lawyer

Jerry Falwell
higher education reform task force

Grover Norquist
president, Americans for Tax Reform
 * 1) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9558564|"Charitably donations? We should cap those," believes Donald Trump||{{taxr}}{{got}}

Pat Robertson
Advisor to the President in hate-related matters

Rudy Giuliani
former NYC mayor, drag performer, "terrorism" "expert"

Pat Buchanan
Oval Office groupie

Richard Spencer
Whiteness Advisor

Supreme Court Nominee Neil Gorsuch

 * 1) Nominated
 * 2) Nominated
 * 3) Nominated
 * 1) Nominated
 * 2) Nominated
 * 1) Nominated
 * 1) Nominated

Sean Spicer
White House Press Secretary
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Mike Dubke
Communications Director

Kellyanne Conway
Counselor to the President

Sarah Huckabee Sanders
deputy White House press secretary

Natalie Strom
White House spokeswoman

Kelly Love
White House spokesmodel

Mike Huckabee
former governor of Arkansas

Boris Epshteyn
former Commissar for Media Relations Assistant Communications Director for Surrogate Operations

Michael Flynn (ret.)
former National Security Adviser



Don McGahn
White House counsel

Ezra Cohen-Watnick
Senior director for intelligence programs, National Security Council, one of Nunes' leakers

John Eisenberg
top lawyer for the National Security Council, reports to White House counsel Donald McGahn, was informed of the Nunes docs

Michael Ellis
former counsel for House Intelligence Committee; Deputy National Security Council Legal Advisor who reports to Eisenberg and White House counsel Donald McGahn, one of Nunes' leakers

Stefan Passantino
White House ethics lawyer

David Apol
''Top. Lawyer. Office of Government Ethics''

Walter Shaub
Director, Office of Government Ethics

Frank Gaffney
director, Center for Security Policy, his tiny think tank

Nigel Farage
leader of the UKIP (United Kingdom Independence Party)

Gary Cohn
chief economic advisor