Nicknames for Donald Trump

Here are some of the nicknames for the 45th* President of the United States

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Contest
Please note: This contest is closed.
 * 1) I will buy a half a year of Totalfark for the best term for "crazy trump". Orangy McHamsterhands and trumptard are out of running. Cut off is Wednesday 9 pm west coast. Awkward tag is for me...because I'm making this harder than it has to be

Eponyms

 * 1) Theory of Trumpitivity
 * 2) trumpian
 * 3) Trumparrhea
 * 4) Trumplomacy (BBC)
 * 5) Trumping when a white man takes credit for the work of a black man
 * 6) Trumptown ("it's Trumptown, Jake")
 * 7) Betrumped ("I still doubt the GOP will admit that Russia betrumped us")
 * 8) Trumpism
 * 9) Trumpaganda
 * 10) Trump Effect
 * 11) Trumpworld (Matthew Nussbaum, Politico)
 * 12) Glentrumppich (a Scotch, "Smoky with a hint of dick.  Aged two years in gilded oak barrels, to give it a slight orange hue.")
 * 13) Trumpertantrum
 * 14) Trumponomics

Outside of FARK
alphabetized by creator's name
 * 1) King Donald, the Doll-Handed (Alexandra Aimee, Twitter)
 * 2) President Racist (Lalo Alcarez)
 * 3) Idiot of The Black House (screenshot of Al Qaeda press release)
 * 4) Napoleon Bona-Trump (Samantha Bee)
 * 5) Loathesome, Terrifying Idiot Douche (Samantha Bee rearranging descriptions from text messages and emails between FBI agents Lisa Page and Peter Strzok)
 * 6) Short-Fingered Vulgarian (former Spy magazine writers Graydon Carter and Kurt Andersen)
 * 7) Kremlin (or Putin) Asset (James Clapper, former Director of National Intelligence)
 * 8) Citrus Golem (Jemaine Clement)
 * 9) President What's-his-name (Stephen Colbert)
 * 10) Cadet Bone Spurs (Senator Tammy Duckworth)
 * 11) Prince Trumperdink (Carey Elwes)
 * 12) Last Year's Rotting Halloween Pumpkin (former President of Mexico, Vincente Fox)
 * 13) Gaslighter in Chief (Frida Ghitis, CNN)
 * 14) Erotically Incontinent Libertine (Michelle Goldberg)
 * 15) Deferment Donny (Louis M, Twitter)
 * 16) President Breaking Wind (Sir Ian McKellen via Twitter)
 * 17) Lord Dampnut (Colin Mochrie via Urban Dictionary)
 * 18) Modern day JFK (Stephen Moore)# Denture Donald (Trevor Noah)
 * 19) Strangler of Peace (North Korea)
 * 20) Dotard (North Korea)
 * 21) Adolf Trump (Rosie O'Donnell)
 * 22) Toddler Psychopath (John Oliver)
 * 23) the Stopped Clock of Assholes (John Oliver)
 * 24) A Drunk Driver Crashing A Pickup Truck Full Of Alphabet Soup (John Oliver describing 2 Scoops speaking)
 * 25) Daft Twerp (Nick Soames, Churchill's grandson)
 * 26) Fucking Moron (Rex Tillerson, 69th US Secretary of State)
 * 27) Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi POTUS (Unnamed protester)
 * 28) SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)(Urban Dictionary)
 * 29) President Best Mind (Rick Wilson, Daily Beast)
 * 30) Soulless Ginger Orangutan (Reality Leigh Winner)

Of Scottish Origin

 * 1) tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon @MetalOllie via Twitter
 * 2) Tangerine gabshite walloper (Lorna Wallace, poetry winner)
 * 3) The Great People of Scotland (via Twitter and Buzzfeed and video form) created the following names for America's 45th President:
 * 4) Custard-flavoured jobby
 * 5) Leather-faced piss jar
 * 6) Mangled apricot hellbeast
 * 7) Bawbag-eyed fuck bumper
 * 8) Glaikit heidbanger
 * 9) Toupéd fucktrumpet
 * 10) Knuckle-brained fart lozenge
 * 11) Blinkered plum
 * 12) Huffy wee fuckin bampot
 * 13) Utter cockwomble
 * 14) Degenerate corned beef face syrup wearing wankstain
 * 15) Rug wearing thunder nugget
 * 16) Fuckin walloper
 * 17) Uncooked pastry
 * 18) Hamster heedit bampot
 * 19) Fuck-knuckle
 * 20) Rotten orange fucknut
 * 21) Onion-eyed flap dragon
 * 22) Wee orange rodent
 * 23) Mop-headed fud
 * 24) Cock juggling thundercunt
 * 25) Witless fucking cocksplat
 * 26) Gerbil-headed, woodstained, haunted spunktrumpet
 * 27) Shitstick fuckface

From FARK Headlines
alphabetized
 * 1) Asshole
 * 2) The Big Cheeto
 * 3) Bizarro Jesus
 * 4) Colossal Dick
 * 5) Comrade Trump
 * 6) The Curmudgeon in Chief
 * 7) Daft Trump
 * 8) Deranged Pumpkin
 * 9) DIQ
 * 10) Don IQuixote
 * 11) Donatello Orangello
 * 12) Donnie 2spurs
 * 13) Donnie "Two Scoops" Babyhands
 * 14) Donny IQ
 * 15) DOOFUS
 * 16) Dynomutt
 * 17) Emperor Hirocheeto
 * 18) Fatty Two Scoops
 * 19) Fifth Grade Bully
 * 20) the Golden One
 * 21) The Guy Tweeting From The Oval Bathroom
 * 22) Head of the Dept. of Redundancy Department
 * 23) His Orangeness
 * 24) Hypocritical Orange Fark
 * 25) Least Popular President EVER
 * 26) Lil' Donny Two Scoops
 * 27) The Litigious Orange
 * 28) Little Trumpy
 * 29) Lying Sack of Shiat
 * 30) Moron-in-Chief
 * 31) Orange Clown
 * 32) Orange-Crested Shiatgibbon
 * 33) Orange Nero
 * 34) Orange Sphincter
 * 35) Orange Twitler
 * 36) Papaya Pol Pot
 * 37) POTUS Fat Kid
 * 38) President Ahab
 * 39) President Cheetolicious
 * 40) President Dunning J. Kruger
 * 41) President Emotional Problems
 * 42) President Grubby Hands
 * 43) President Kettle (to Kim Jong Un's Pot)
 * 44) President Looneytunes Q. Bananas
 * 45) President Sweet Potato
 * 46) President Tone Deaf
 * 47) Pumpkin Spice Yambag
 * 48) Putin's Little Clementine
 * 49) Tangelo Terror
 * 50) Tangerine
 * 51) Toddler in Chief
 * 52) Twitter Troll
 * 53) Twitterer-In-Chief
 * 54) Sideshow Don
 * 55) Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos
 * 56) U.S.S. Trumptanic
 * 57) WTF in Chief

Old, Feeble-minded

 * 1) Spongebrained Tangerine
 * 2) Geriatric Oompa Loompa
 * 3) Dotard (North Korea)
 * 4) Denture Donald (Trevor Noah)
 * 5) Diaper Don
 * 6) The Golden Goiter
 * 7) Grumpf
 * 8) Grumps
 * 9) Dazed Donnie
 * 10) Dotard Rump

Diseased
physical, not mental health
 * 1) Last Year's Rotting Halloween Pumpkin (Vincente Fox, former President of Mexico)
 * 2) Disgusting Sack Of Rotting Garbage Who Should Be Tossed Into The Trash
 * 3) Barely Sentient Anal Fissure On The Rotting Corpse Of A Poorly Written Villain From A Bad Spy Movie
 * 4) syphilenteia don trumpidouche
 * 5) Dongmold

Dangerous

 * 1) Tangerine Nightmare
 * 2) Mango Tinted Terror
 * 3) Orange Menace
 * 4) Fanta Menace
 * 5) Orange Death
 * 6) Strangler of Peace (North Korea)
 * 7) Walking Diplomacy Nightmare
 * 8) Donnie Category 5
 * 9) The Dynamite Orange
 * 10) Tangelo Terror
 * 11) Trumpertantrum

Nazi Sympathizer

 * 1) Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi POTUS
 * 2) Adolf Trump (Rosie O'Donnell)
 * 3) Fat Donnie Two Swastikas
 * 4) Precious Little Orange Racist Snowflake
 * 5) Grand Wizard POTUS
 * 6) President Racist (Lalo Alcarez)
 * 7) Racist Illiterate Orange Buffoon

Plant-related
fruit, root vegetable, or other miscellaneous organic matter that isn't an orange
 * 1) Yam Being Mounted By A Gerbil
 * 2) Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos
 * 3) Tangerine Nightmare
 * 4) Mango Tinted Terror
 * 5) Baby Carrot
 * 6) Potato With Butthole Lips
 * 7) Mango-in-Chief
 * 8) the Great Pumpkin
 * 9) The Bog Yam
 * 10) Comrade Yam
 * 11) Angry Tangerine
 * 12) PEACH IMP (e.g. IMPEACH THE PEACH IMP)
 * 13) Spongebrained Tangerine
 * 14) Tangelo-faced Fuckmuppet
 * 15) Tangerine Twitterer
 * 16) Papaya Pol Pot
 * 17) Tangerine Tinted Turd
 * 18) Retarcheeto Von Mango
 * 19) Citrus Golem (Jemaine Clement)
 * 20) Apricot Pol Pot
 * 21) Tangerine Twatwaffle
 * 22) Tangerine Traitor
 * 23) Last Year's Rotting Halloween Pumpkin (former President of Mexico, Vincente Fox)
 * 24) Pumpkin Spice Yambag
 * 25) Deranged Pumpkin
 * 26) President Sweet Potato
 * 27) Tangerine
 * 28) Mango-headed Not-A-Politician god
 * 29) Manchurian Canteloupe
 * 30) Apricot Shitbag

Tiny Hands, Penis

 * 1) Short-Fingered Vulgarian (Spy magazine's Graydon Carter and Kurt Andersen)
 * 2) Lord Marmalade von Babyhands
 * 3) Orangy McHamsterhands
 * 4) Grabby McSmallhands
 * 5) President Babydick
 * 6) Mr. Micropenis
 * 7) President Tinyhands
 * 8) Baby Carrot
 * 9) Baby Dick Duvalier
 * 10) Donnie "Two Scoops" Babyhands
 * 11) Donnie Littlefinger
 * 12) Ol' Two-Scoops McSmallDingus
 * 13) Tiny D.

Fat

 * 1) POTUS Fat Kid
 * 2) Blotus Bonespur
 * 3) Buttcheeks McCheeto
 * 4) Fredo the Hutt, Jabba's Mentally Challenged Brother
 * 5) Obese Carnival Huckster
 * 6) President Fatass
 * 7) Fat Donnie Two Swastikas
 * 8) Fat Dick Dastardly
 * 9) Fatty Two Scoops
 * 10) Heifer Von Gout
 * 11) Donnie Two Chins (alternate spelling: Donny2Chins)
 * 12) Dumpy Don
 * 13) Fleshlight Neck
 * 14) Fat Man
 * 15) Pathetic, Bloated Man-Beast

Toupee-based

 * 1) Yam Being Mounted By A Gerbil
 * 2) Hairsprayed Huckster
 * 3) Corporal Combover
 * 4) Hair Hitler
 * 5) Hair Furor
 * 6) Kommander Combover
 * 7) Hairmonger Cheeto Shitgibbon
 * 8) Orangie McCombover
 * 9) The Talking Combover

Orange, Orange Skin

 * 1) Orangeman
 * 2) Bloviating Orange Moron
 * 3) Spray Tan Enthusiast
 * 4) Orange Shitgibbon
 * 5) Geriatric Oompa Loompa
 * 6) Orange Menace
 * 7) Fanta Menace
 * 8) The OrangeChild
 * 9) Naranja Cheeto
 * 10) RIDICULOUS ORANGE DIPSHIT
 * 11) Orange Asshole
 * 12) Orange Death
 * 13) His Orangeness
 * 14) Orange-Crested Shiatgibbon
 * 15) Pitiful Orange Unsophisticated Twerp Scumbag (POUTS)
 * 16) The Great Orange One
 * 17)  Your Orangeness
 * 18) Mr Orange Dump
 * 19) The Orange Cockroach
 * 20) Soulless Ginger Orangutan (Reality Leigh Winner)
 * 21) His Orangeness
 * 22) Orange Dufus
 * 23) Orange POS
 * 24) Orange Nutsack
 * 25) Hypocritical Orange Fark
 * 26) Orange Hued Vulgarian
 * 27) Donatello Orangello
 * 28) the Orange Doody
 * 29) The Orange Albatross
 * 30) Orange Dump
 * 31) Herr Orangeness
 * 32) Orange Clown
 * 33) Orange Toad
 * 34) Ginger-Faced Twat Crumpet
 * 35) Piss-Chugging Orange Bitch
 * 36) Mr Orange Dump
 * 37) Orange Twitler
 * 38) Orange POS
 * 39) 🍊 💩[two emojis: an orange, and poop]
 * 40) Orange Sphincter
 * 41) Orange God Emperor
 * 42) Precious Little Orange Racist Snowflake
 * 43) The Orange Calf
 * 44) Orange God Emperor
 * 45) His Orangeness
 * 46) Herr Orangeness
 * 47) Orange Barking Ignoramus
 * 48) Orange Foolious
 * 49) Orange Clown
 * 50) Orange Nutsack
 * 51) The Dynamite Orange
 * 52) Fuq A'L'Orange
 * 53) Orange-Tufted Grabbalottapus
 * 54) Orange Bloviator
 * 55) Orange Lumpkin
 * 56) Orange Messiah
 * 57) Racist Illiterate Orange Buffoon

Thin-skinned

 * 1) Trumplethinskin
 * 2) Thin-Skinned Manbaby
 * 3) Donnie Category 5
 * 4) The Dynamite Orange
 * 5) The Litigious Orange
 * 6) Tangelo Terror
 * 7) Hypocritical Orange Fark
 * 8) Meth Nixon
 * 9) Trumpertantrum
 * 10) Angry Tangerine

Butt-mouthed

 * 1) Potato With Butthole Lips
 * 2) Puckered, Frothy Face-Anus

Immature, Childish Character

 * 1) Toddler In Chief
 * 2) Crybaby in Chief
 * 3) Toddler Psychopath (John Oliver)
 * 4) Little Trumpy
 * 5) POTUS Fat Kid
 * 6) Lil' Donny Two Scoops
 * 7) Fat Donnie Two Scoops
 * 8) President Raisin Bran
 * 9) Baby Donald
 * 10) Fifth Grade Bully
 * 11) Donnieboy
 * 12) Baby Donald
 * 13) President Toddler
 * 14) Heffalump in Chief
 * 15) President Tittybaby

Traitor related

 * 1) Quisling From Queens
 * 2) Traitor in ChiefTM
 * 3) Comrade Trump
 * 4) Fredo the Hutt, Jabba's Mentally Challenged Brother
 * 5) Herr Collaboratorski Drumpf
 * 6) Trump the Traitor
 * 7) Super Trumpski
 * 8) Tangerine Traitor

Political

 * 1) Orange Hitler
 * 2) Trumpenführer
 * 3) Gropinführer (alternate spelling: # Gropenfuhrer)
 * 4) Flim Flam Führer
 * 5) President Joffrey
 * 6) Orange Joffrey
 * 7) Fecal Fingered Caligula
 * 8) Orange Mugabe
 * 9) Marmalade Mussulini
 * 10) Boss Tweet
 * 11) Kim Jong Trump
 * 12) Adolf Twitler
 * 13) Obertrumpenführer
 * 14) Tangerine Tyrant
 * 15) Mohamed bin Trump
 * 16) Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi POTUS
 * 17) Baron Trumpkonnen
 * 18) Gawd Empruh Donnie
 * 19) Impulse Kneejerk Stalin Hitler
 * 20) Generalissimo Know-It-All
 * 21) Lord Dampnut(Colin Mochrie via Urban Dictionary)
 * 22) Herr Twitler
 * 23) King CheeWee
 * 24) Napoleon Bona-Trump (Samantha Bee)
 * 25) Baby Dick Duvalier
 * 26) Fake President
 * 27) President hypocrite
 * 28) SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)(UrbanDictionary.com)
 * 29) Gaslighter in Chief (Frida Ghitis, CNN)
 * 30) King Trump the Paranoid
 * 31) Adolf the Obese
 * 32) Metamussolini  (or Metamucilini)
 * 33) Trumpwaffe
 * 34) Orange Death
 * 35) kommander combover
 * 36) King Cheetos
 * 37) POTUS Fat Kid
 * 38) Orange Nero
 * 39) The Daily Mail of Presidents
 * 40) The Trump Steaks of Presidents
 * 41) 45*
 * 42) President Baby
 * 43) President Manbaby
 * 44) President Dicktits
 * 45) President Manchild
 * 46) President Ahab
 * 47) President Stupid
 * 48) Predisent MegaAsshole
 * 49) President Polymath
 * 50) Predisent Hyperbole
 * 51) Presidunce
 * 52) President D.J. Hufnpuf
 * 53) President Fuckface
 * 54) President Kettle (to Kim Jong Un's Pot)
 * 55) Least Popular President EVER
 * 56) President Bonehead
 * 57) President Highbulp
 * 58) President What's-his-name (Stephen Colbert)
 * 59) President Gullible
 * 60) President Best Mind (Rick Wilson, Daily Beast)
 * 61) President Caddyshack
 * 62) President Fatass
 * 63) Stigginit President
 * 64) President Fuck-all
 * 65) President Sweet Potato
 * 66) President Racist (Lalo Alcarez)
 * 67) Mango-in-Chief
 * 68) Fuckface in Chief
 * 69) The Curmudgeon in Chief
 * 70) Twitterer-In-Chief
 * 71) Demander-in-Chief
 * 72) Crybaby in Chief
 * 73) Commander-in-Thief
 * 74) Moron-in-Chief
 * 75) Toddler in Chief
 * 76) The Teleprompter Of The United States
 * 77) COITUS (Conflict Of Interest of The United States)
 * 78) POTUS Tan-Gerine
 * 79) Grand Wizard POTUS
 * 80) Adolf Trump (Rosie O'Donnell)
 * 81) The King
 * 82) King Donald, the Doll-Handed (Alexandra Aimee, Twitter)
 * 83) King Dope
 * 84) The King of Empty Promises
 * 85) Mad King Two Scoops
 * 86) Shit Midas
 * 87) King Donald I
 * 88) Emperor Maximus Imbecilus
 * 89) Prince of Lies
 * 90) Naranja Nero
 * 91) Orange God Emperor
 * 92) Habanero Hitler
 * 93) Grand Poobah Trump
 * 94) Apricot Pol Pot
 * 95) Time Cube President
 * 96) President Toddler
 * 97) President Tone Deaf
 * 98) Fuckface in Chief
 * 99) Heffalump in Chief
 * 100) Hair-o-cheeto
 * 101) El Douchey
 * 102) President Murdoch
 * 103) President Tittybaby

Political +Cheeto

 * 1) Cheeto Benito
 * 2) Cheetolini
 * 3) King Cheeto
 * 4) Cheeto Guevera
 * 5) Benito Cheetolini
 * 6) Cheeto Hitler
 * 7) Marshal Cheeto
 * 8) President Cheeto Pedo
 * 9) Emperor Hirocheeto

Non-political

 * 1) President Daddy
 * 2) Father Trump
 * 3) President Abusive Dad
 * 4) Cult 45

Puppet

 * 1) Putin's Cock Holster
 * 2) President Asterisk
 * 3) Cut and Paste Presidency
 * 4) So-called President
 * 5) Donny the Scapegoat
 * 6) Surrogate President Trump
 * 7) Trumpovich
 * 8) Comrade Pissbaby
 * 9) Putin's Little Clementine
 * 10) Donny Moscow
 * 11) Manchurian Canteloupe
 * 12) Red Don
 * 13) Kremlin (or Putin) Asset (James Clapper, former Director of National Intelligence)

Draft-dodging

 * 1) Draft Dodging Donny
 * 2) Cadet Bone Spurs (Senator Tammy Duckworth)
 * 3) Donny Daddy Deferment
 * 4) Draft Dodging Cheezestain
 * 5) Donnie 2spurs
 * 6) Donny Bone-spurs (alternate spelling: Donnie Bone Spurs)
 * 7) Deferment Donny (Louis M from Twitter)
 * 8) Blotus Bonespur

Cheeto-based

 * 1) Despot Cheeto ( ties in with Despacito by Justin Bieber Daddy Yankee and Luis Fonsi )
 * 2) Cheeto Supreme
 * 3) Naranja Cheeto
 * 4) President Cheetolicious
 * 5) Zaphod Cheetobrox
 * 6) The Big Cheeto
 * 7) Hairmonger Cheeto Shitgibbon
 * 8) Tweeto the Cheeto
 * 9) Cheeto McFuckFace
 * 10) Buttcheeks McCheeto
 * 11) Commander of Cheetos
 * 12) Cheetozilla
 * 13) Retarcheeto Von Mango
 * 14) Cheetorus Rex
 * 15) Hair-o-cheeto
 * 16) Cheeto McLeopardson
 * 17) god emperor cheeto

Urine-based

 * 1) The Piss King
 * 2) President Peepee
 * 3) President Pissbaby
 * 4) Comrade Pissbaby
 * 5) Piss-Chugging Orange Bitch

Ass or Fecal-based

 * 1) Fecal Fingered Caligula
 * 2) Mr Orange Dump
 * 3) the Orange Doody
 * 4) Tangerine Tinted Turd
 * 5) Orange POS
 * 6) Diaper Don
 * 7) Dipshiat Don
 * 8) Lying Sack of Shiat
 * 9) 🍊 💩[two emojis: an orange, and poop]
 * 10) Shit Midas
 * 11) Guanopsychotic Asshole
 * 12) Shitty Real Estate Con Man
 * 13) Orange Dump
 * 14) Donnie Shitstick
 * 15) Feral Shouting Meatball
 * 16) "Heap Big Shit Pile"
 * 17) Orange sphincter
 * 18) Buttcheeks McCheeto
 * 19) Diaper Don
 * 20) Self-Congratulating, Make-up-Wearing Turd
 * 21) Rumpledtaintskin
 * 22) Rump

General

 * 1) Trump's Golden Corral of Corruption

Grifting

 * 1) Conflict of Interest of the United States (COITUS)
 * 2) The Golden Slob
 * 3) Obese Carnival Huckster
 * 4) Shitty Real Estate Con Man
 * 5) Somewhat More Successful Version Of Kevin Trudeau
 * 6) Sideshow Don

Sexual Predator

 * 1) Gropinführer (alternate spelling: Gropenfuhrer)
 * 2) President Grubby Hands
 * 3) Disgusting Pussygrabber (President Disgusting Pussygrabber)
 * 4) President Cheeto Pedo
 * 5) Tyrannical Daughter-Creeper
 * 6) Donny Rapes-A-Lot
 * 7) Pussy Grabber von Fucktard
 * 8) Orange-Tufted Grabbalottapus
 * 9) Head Baby Rapist

Related to Incompetence

 * 1) President Breaking Wind (Sir Ian McKellen via Twitter)
 * 2) ORALLY INCONTINENT PEDDLER OF FLYBLOWN MONKEY BOLLOCKS
 * 3) our national disgrace
 * 4) SnakeOilSalesman-in-Chief
 * 5) Tweetie
 * 6) Donny Least
 * 7) President Cowardly, Lying, Hate-Filled Sack of shiat
 * 8) President Gish Gallop
 * 9) El Payaso
 * 10) Trumpwit
 * 11) President Shiat-for-Brains
 * 12) idiot racist reality TV clown
 * 13) The guy tweeting from the Oval Bathroom
 * 14) Zaphod Cheetobrox
 * 15) Alt-President Moneybags
 * 16) deaf, dumb, decrepit, shouty orangeling
 * 17) Donny Jar Jar
 * 18) puffed-up Windbeutel
 * 19) Donald the Unready
 * 20) U.S.S. Trumptanic
 * 21) President Dunning-Kruger
 * 22) Dolt 45
 * 23) Drumpfrey Blowhard
 * 24) President Trainwreck
 * 25) Trumperdorf
 * 26) President Jellyman
 * 27) Tweaker Tweeter
 * 28) Thalidomide Thumbs
 * 29) The Commander in Cheet
 * 30) Daffy Drumpf
 * 31) L. Don Blubbard
 * 32) WTF in Chief
 * 33) Daft Trump
 * 34) Pitiful Orange Unsophisticated Twerp Scumbag (POUTS)
 * 35) the Stopped Clock of Assholes (John Oliver)
 * 36) Don the Con
 * 37) Millionaire Asshole Golfing Again
 * 38) Bloviated Blowhard
 * 39) President Dipshiat
 * 40) President Dunning J. Kruger
 * 41) His Accidency
 * 42) F*ckboi 45
 * 43) Tweetledumbass
 * 44) [President] Bedpan
 * 45) President Dickbag
 * 46) His Feculency
 * 47) Fuckface Von Clownstick
 * 48) Daft Twerp (Nick Soames, Churchill's grandson)
 * 49) Disgusting Sack Of Rotting Garbage Who Should Be Tossed Into The Trash
 * 50) Barely Sentient Anal Fissure On The Rotting Corpse Of A Poorly Written Villain From A Bad Spy Movie
 * 51) Lying Sack of Shit
 * 52) The Golfer in Bedminster
 * 53) [two emojis: an orange, and poop]
 * 54) Orange Barking Ignoramus
 * 55) Weathervane (or Compass) of Stupid
 * 56) Passive Onlooker in His Own Presidency
 * 57) Orange Foolious
 * 58) Furniture Pooping Orangutan
 * 59) Last Year's Rotting Halloween Pumpkin (former President of Mexico, Vincente Fox)
 * 60) Semi-Sentient Merkin
 * 61) Drumpftoad
 * 62) The Toad
 * 63) Tyrannosaurus Rumpus (T-Rump)
 * 64) Idiot of The Black House (screenshot of Al Qaeda press release)
 * 65) Orange Clown
 * 66) Sideshow Don
 * 67) RIDICULOUS ORANGE DIPSHIT
 * 68) Bloviating Orange Moron
 * 69) Orange Nutsack
 * 70) Tangerine Twatwaffle
 * 71) Rump
 * 72) Retarcheeto Von Mango
 * 73) DOOFUS
 * 74) Fucking Moron (Rex Tillerson)
 * 75) Dipshiat Don
 * 76) The Jackaninnie
 * 77) Nostradumbass
 * 78) A Drunk Driver Crashing A Pickup Truck Full Of Alphabet Soup (John Oliver describing 2 Scoops speaking)
 * 79) Don IQuixote
 * 80) Donny IQ
 * 81) DIQ
 * 82) Photard
 * 83) Donny Dumbass
 * 84) His Limpness
 * 85) Clever Donald
 * 86) Fuq A'L'Orange
 * 87) Orange Bloviator
 * 88) Orange Lumpkin
 * 89) President Tone Deaf
 * 90) Racist Illiterate Orange Buffoon
 * 91) Loathesome, Terrifying Idiot Douche (Samantha Bee jumbling text messages and emails between FBI agents Lisa Page and Peter Strzok)
 * 92) Fuckface in Chief
 * 93) Verbal Slot Machine
 * 94) Time Cube President
 * 95) Animatrump
 * 96) Malfunctioning Donnie
 * 97) Golden Idjit
 * 98) Heffalump in Chief
 * 99) Head of the Dept. of Redundancy Department

General

 * 1) President Emotional Problems
 * 2) Spongebrained Tangerine
 * 3) King Trump the Paranoid
 * 4) President Looneytunes Q. Bananas
 * 5) Deranged Pumpkin
 * 6) Don IQuixote

Delusions of Wealth

 * 1) Little Lord Trumpleroy
 * 2) Self-Described Billionaire
 * 3) Alt-President Moneybags
 * 4) Millionaire Asshole Golfing Again
 * 5) The Golden Goiter

Personality Disorder
Anti-social, narcissist, etc
 * 1) Gramma Killer
 * 2) Depraved Heart President
 * 3) NOTUS (Narcissist Of The United States)
 * 4) Asshole-in-chief
 * 5) Stochastic Terrorist in Chief
 * 6) Toddler Psychopath (John Oliver)
 * 7) Orange Asshole
 * 8) Guanopsychotic Asshole
 * 9) Erotically Incontinent Libertine (Michelle Goldberg)
 * 10) Donnie Dickbag
 * 11) Predisent MegaAsshole
 * 12) Colossal Dick
 * 13) A Field Of Millions Of Dicks
 * 14) Asshole
 * 15) Fifth Grade Bully
 * 16) Self-Congratulating, Make-up-Wearing Turd

Addictive Personality

 * 1) Tweaker Tweeter

Twitter-related

 * 1) Adolf Twitler
 * 2) Herr Twitler
 * 3) Tangerine Twitterer
 * 4) Tweaker Tweeter
 * 5) Thalidomide Thumbs
 * 6) The Twat That Twits
 * 7) Twitterer-In-Chief
 * 8) Tweeto the Cheeto
 * 9) Orange Twitler
 * 10) Twitter Troll
 * 11) A Cunt on Twitter
 * 12) The Tweetinator
 * 13) Barking Fuckwit (with a Twatphone)

Cult

 * 1) President Business
 * 2) The Rev. Dr. Trump
 * 3) The 45th President of the United States, "Super Genius"
 * 4) Donny Two-Corinthians
 * 5) The Orange Calf
 * 6) Orange God Emperor
 * 7) the Golden One
 * 8) St. Trump
 * 9) His Orangeness
 * 10) Herr Orangeness
 * 11) Self-Congratulating, Make-up-Wearing Turd
 * 12) King of the Hillbillies
 * 13) Trash from Queens
 * 14) Orange Messiah
 * 15) Bizarro Jesus
 * 16) Modern day JFK (Stephen Moore)

Miscellaneous, other

 * 1) Donnie Disaster
 * 2) Deadbeat Donnie
 * 3) Dynamite Shitgibbon
 * 4) Prince Trumperdink (Carey Elwes)
 * 5) Veruca Salt
 * 6) douchebag Donnie
 * 7) High Lord Douchebag
 * 8) Chicken Nugger
 * 9) Donnie Dildo
 * 10) That Thing
 * 11) Dynomutt
 * 12) 2P Donny
 * 13) Commander Blop
 * 14) Donnie Deadbeat
 * 15) Frankenslob
 * 16) Don Donald
 * 17) Illegitimate Leader Trump
 * 18) Barking Fuckwit (with a Twatphone)
 * 19) Trumpy
 * 20) It
 * 21) Knuckle-dragging shit stick

Numbers, Symbols

 * 1) The #1 Idiot Fuckface of the United States of America
 * 2) 7-Year-Old-in-Chief
 * 3) 44 1/2

AAA

 * 1) ABHUMAN SCHMUCK
 * 2) Addle-Brained Frat Boy/Toddler
 * 3) Admiral Tang Slaphead
 * 4) Adolf the Obese
 * 5) Adolf Trump (Rosie O'Donnell)
 * 6) Adolf Twitler
 * 7) Agent Orange
 * 8) Alleged President Trump
 * 9) Alt-President Moneybags
 * 10) Alter Cocker
 * 11) Ambulatory Colostomy Bag
 * 12) America's First Flop Sweat President
 * 13) America's Retiree in Chief
 * 14) The Angry Creamsicle
 * 15) Angry Tangerine
 * 16) Animatrump
 * 17) Annoying Orange
 * 18) Apricot Pol Pot
 * 19) Apricot Shitbag
 * 20) Ass
 * 21) Asshole
 * 22) Asshole-in-Chief
 * 23) Atomic Orange

BBB

 * 1) Baby Carrot
 * 2) Baby Dick Duvalier
 * 3) Baby Donald
 * 4) Baby Donnie
 * 5) Baby Hands
 * 6) Baby-in-Chief
 * 7) Barbecued Brutus
 * 8) Barely Sentient Anal Fissure On The Rotting Corpse Of A Poorly Written Villain From A Bad Spy Movie
 * 9) Bag Of Shit
 * 10) Barking Fuckwit (with a Twatphone)
 * 11) Baron Trumpkonnen
 * 12) Bastard In Chief
 * 13) The Bat Signal for Stupid People
 * 14) Bawbag-eyed fuck bumper
 * 15) Benedict Donald
 * 16) Benito Cheetolini
 * 17) The Big Cheeto
 * 18) Big, Old Orange Deuce
 * 19) Bigly Smalls
 * 20) Birthernut Squash
 * 21) The Bitter Twittleler
 * 22) Bizarro Jesus
 * 23) Blinkered plum
 * 24) Bloated Warthog Carcass
 * 25) Bloaty McBloated Fascist Pig Face
 * 26) The Blob of Orange Goo Occupying the Oval Office
 * 27) BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
 * 28) Blotus Bonespur
 * 29) Bloviated Blowhard
 * 30) Bloviating Orange Moron
 * 31) The Bog Yam
 * 32) Bonespurs Tinypenis
 * 33) Boss Baby
 * 34) Boss Tweet
 * 35) Bratman
 * 36) Brave Sir Donnie
 * 37) Broken, Fat, Orange Clock
 * 38) Broken Human Being
 * 39) Buttcheeks McCheeto

CCC

 * 1) Captain Projection
 * 2) Captain Urinal Cakes
 * 3) Carny Handed Mango Man
 * 4) Cheeto-In-Chief
 * 5) Chiefcheeto
 * 6) Clown Prince of Orange
 * 7) The Combover Con Artist
 * 8) Comrade Cheetolino
 * 9) Creep Throat
 * 10) Crown Prince of Politwits
 * 11) Cadet Bone Spurs (Senator Tammy Duckworth)
 * 12) Cheating Cheeto
 * 13) Cheeto Benito
 * 14) Cheeto Guevera
 * 15) Cheeto Hitler
 * 16) Cheeto McFuckFace
 * 17) Cheeto McLeopardson
 * 18) Cheeto Supreme
 * 19) Cheeto Tweeto
 * 20) Cheetolini
 * 21) Cheetorus Rex
 * 22) Cheetozilla
 * 23) Chicken Nugger
 * 24) Citrus Golem (Jemaine Clement)
 * 25) Classless, Knuckle-Dragging S.O.B.
 * 26) Clever Donald
 * 27) THE CLOD-EMPEROR
 * 28) Cock juggling thundercunt
 * 29) COITUS (Conflict Of Interest of The United States)
 * 30) Colossal Dick
 * 31) Commander Blop
 * 32) The Commander in Cheet
 * 33) Commander-in-Thief
 * 34) Commander of Cheetos
 * 35) Commrade-in-Chief
 * 36) Comrade Drumpf
 * 37) Comrade Joffrey
 * 38) Comrade Pissbaby
 * 39) Comrade Trump
 * 40) Comrade Yam
 * 41) Conflict of Interest of the United States (COITUS)
 * 42) Continuous King
 * 43) Corporal Combover
 * 44) Corpulent Sack of Senile Dementia
 * 45) Corruption in Chief
 * 46) Crazy Donnie (Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA)
 * 47) Crybaby in Chief
 * 48) Cult 45
 * 49) A Cunt on Twitter
 * 50) The Curmudgeon in Chief
 * 51) The Current Occupant of the White House
 * 52) Custard-flavoured jobby
 * 53) Cut and Paste Presidency
 * 54) Czar Cheeto

DDD

 * 1) Daddy Dearest
 * 2) Daddy Greasebucket
 * 3) Daddy Two-Scoops
 * 4) Daffy Drumpf
 * 5) Daffy Don
 * 6) Daft Trump
 * 7) Daft Twerp (Nick Soames, Churchill's grandson)
 * 8) The Daily Mail of Presidents
 * 9) Darth Hater
 * 10) Date Rape Of A Human Being
 * 11) Dazed Donnie
 * 12) Deadbeat Donnie
 * 13) Deaf, Dumb, Decrepit, Shouty Orangeling
 * 14) Deferment Donny (Louis M from Twitter)
 * 15) Degenerate corned beef face syrup wearing wankstain
 * 16) Demander-in-Chief
 * 17) Demented Circus Monkey
 * 18) Denture Donald (Trevor Noah)
 * 19) Depraved Heart President
 * 20) Der Trumpfuehrer the Orange
 * 21) Deranged Pumpkin
 * 22) Derp-Fuhrer
 * 23) Derp Fuhrer
 * 24) DIQ
 * 25) Diaper Don
 * 26) Dickless Billionaire
 * 27) Dictator 2 Scoops
 * 28) Dimbulb Donny
 * 29) Dipshiat Don
 * 30) Disgusting Pussygrabber (President Disgusting Pussygrabber)
 * 31) Disgusting Sack Of Rotting Garbage Who Should Be Tossed Into The Trash
 * 32) Dishonest Don (Neil J. Young)
 * 33) The Dolan
 * 34) Dolt 45
 * 35) The Don
 * 36) Don Donald
 * 37) Don IQuixote
 * 38) Don the Con
 * 39) Don The Worst
 * 40) Donad
 * 41) Donald Ben-Hur
 * 42) Donald Chump
 * 43) Donald Dimwit
 * 44) Donald Fart, Resident Chump
 * 45) Donald Fucking Trump
 * 46) Donald J. Trump, Super Genius
 * 47) Donald J. Trump, the Humble Billionaire, the Lord's Anointed
 * 48) Donald Jerkwad Trump, Last of his Name (hopefully), Lard King of the Deplorables, President of the Pussy Grabbers, Fascist Fuhrer-in-training, Duke of Dumb, Earl of Twitter Twits, Crazy Czar and Chief Putin Butkisser, etc. etc.
 * 49) Donald the Unready
 * 50) Donkey Rump
 * 51) Donnie 2spurs
 * 52) Donnie Bratso
 * 53) Donnie Category 5
 * 54) Donnie Deadbeat
 * 55) Donnie the Demented
 * 56) Donnie Dickbag
 * 57) Donnie Dildo
 * 58) Donnie Dirtbag
 * 59) Donnie Disaster
 * 60) Donnie Dorrito
 * 61) Donnie Dumbass
 * 62) Donnie en Fuego
 * 63) Donnie Garbage
 * 64) Donnie J. Coyote
 * 65) Donnie Littlefinger
 * 66) Donnie One Term
 * 67) Donnie the Savior
 * 68) Donnie Shitstick
 * 69) Donnie "Sphincter Face" (his Dick Tracey name)
 * 70) Donnie TicTac
 * 71) Donnie Two Chins (alternate spelling: Donny2Chins)
 * 72) Donnie Two Scoops
 * 73) Donnie "Two Scoops" Babyhands
 * 74) Donnieboy
 * 75) Donny Bone-spurs (alternate spelling: Donnie Bone Spurs)
 * 76) Donniebonespurs
 * 77) Donny Bullshiat
 * 78) Donny Daddy Deferment
 * 79) Donny Do Little
 * 80) Donny Dumbass
 * 81) Donny Dumphole
 * 82) Donny Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Tramacho
 * 83) Donny IQ
 * 84) Donny Jar Jar
 * 85) Donny Least
 * 86) Donny the Mad
 * 87) Donny Moscow
 * 88) Donny Rapes-A-Lot
 * 89) Donny Reb
 * 90) Donny Shit For Brains
 * 91) Donny Shithole
 * 92) Donny the Mad
 * 93) Donny the Scapegoat
 * 94) Donny Two-Corinthians
 * 95) Donatello Orangello
 * 96) Dongmold
 * 97) DOOFUS
 * 98) Dotard (North Korea)
 * 99) Dotard Johnsonrod Trump
 * 100) Dotard Rump
 * 101) Douchebag Donnie
 * 102) Douchy Donald (Urban Dictionary)
 * 103) Draft Dodger Don
 * 104) Draft Dodging Donny
 * 105) Draft Dodgin' Donnie
 * 106) Draft Dodging Cheezestain
 * 107) Drumpfrey Blowhard
 * 108) Drumpftoad
 * 109) A Drunk Driver Crashing A Pickup Truck Full Of Alphabet Soup (John Oliver describing 2 Scoops speaking)
 * 110) Duck Lips Donnie
 * 111) Dumb Donnie
 * 112) Dumbelldore
 * 113) Dumpy Don
 * 114) The Dynamite Orange
 * 115) Dynamite Shitgibbon
 * 116) Dynomutt

EFG

 * 1) El Caudillo del Mar-A-Lago (Charles P. Pierce, Esquire)
 * 2) El Douchey
 * 3) El Payaso
 * 4) Embarrassment-in-Chief
 * 5) Emperor Hirocheeto
 * 6) Emperor Maximus Imbecilus
 * 7) Erotically Incontinent Libertine (Michelle Goldberg)
 * 8) Eternal God-King Trump, Holy of Holies
 * 9) Fake President
 * 10) The Fanta Fascist
 * 11) Fanta Menace
 * 12) FAT ASS TINY DICK
 * 13) Fat Dick Dastardly
 * 14) Fat Donnie
 * 15) Fat Donnie Two Scoops
 * 16) Fat Donnie Two Swastikas
 * 17) Fat Man
 * 18) Fat Orange Trumpulis
 * 19) Father Trump
 * 20) Fatty Two Scoops
 * 21) Fecal Fingered Caligula
 * 22) Feral Shouting Meatball
 * 23) A Field Of Millions Of Dicks
 * 24) Fifth Grade Bully
 * 25) Fleshlight Neck
 * 26) Flim Flam Führer (Flim Flam Fuhrer)
 * 27) Frankenslob
 * 28) The Fraud of Fifth Avenue
 * 29) Fred Trump's Fat Disappointment
 * 30) Fredo the Hutt, Jabba's Mentally Challenged Brother
 * 31) Fuck-knuckle
 * 32) Fuckboi 45
 * 33) Fuckface in Chief
 * 34) Fuckface Von Clownstick
 * 35) Fuckin walloper
 * 36) Fucking Moron (Rex Tillerson, 69th US Secretary of State)
 * 37) Full Time Idiot (with Part Time President)
 * 38) Fullofshiticus
 * 39) Fuq A'L'Orange
 * 40) Furniture Pooping Orangutan
 * 41) Gaslighter in Chief (Frida Ghitis, CNN)
 * 42) Gawd Empruh Donnie
 * 43) Generalissimo Know-It-All
 * 44) Gerbil-headed, woodstained, haunted spunktrumpet
 * 45) Geriatric Oompa Loompa
 * 46) Genghis Can't
 * 47) Ginger-Faced Twat Crumpet
 * 48) Glaikit heidbanger
 * 49) God Emperor Trump
 * 50) Goddamn Traitorous Shitgibbon
 * 51) The Golden Goiter
 * 52) Golden Idjit
 * 53) The Golden One
 * 54) The Golden Slob
 * 55) The Golden Wrecking Ball
 * 56) The Golfer in Bedminster
 * 57) The Great Orange One
 * 58) Grabby McSmallhands
 * 59) Gramma Killer
 * 60) Grand Poobah Trump
 * 61) Grand Wizard POTUS
 * 62) Grandpa President
 * 63) The Great Pumpkin
 * 64) The Great White Dope
 * 65) Grifter in Chief
 * 66) Gropinführer (alternate spelling: Gropenfuhrer)
 * 67) Grotesque Orange Pig
 * 68) Grumpf
 * 69) Grumps
 * 70) Guanopsychotic Asshole
 * 71) The Guy Tweeting From The Oval Bathroom

HIJK

 * 1) Habanero Hitler
 * 2) Hair Furor
 * 3) Hair Furher
 * 4) Hair Hitler
 * 5) Hair Leader
 * 6) Hair-o-cheeto
 * 7) Hairmonger Cheeto Shitgibbon
 * 8) Hairsprayed Huckster
 * 9) Hamster heedit bampot
 * 10) Head Baby Rapist
 * 11) Head of the Dept. of Redundancy Department
 * 12) "Heap Big Shit Pile" (Native American name)
 * 13) Healthiest Ever Very Stable Genius
 * 14) Heffalump in Chief
 * 15) Heifer Von Gout
 * 16) Herr Cheeto
 * 17) Herr Collaboratorski Drumpf
 * 18) Herr Orangeness
 * 19) Herr Twitler
 * 20) High Lord Douchebag
 * 21) His Accidency
 * 22) His Feculency
 * 23) His Limpness
 * 24) His Orangeness
 * 25) Huffy wee fuckin bampot
 * 26) The Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
 * 27) HUMAN VELVEETA BRICK
 * 28) Hypocritical Orange Fark
 * 29) Idiot in Chief of the United States of America
 * 30) Idiot of The Black House (screenshot of Al Qaeda press release)
 * 31) Idiot Racist Reality TV Clown
 * 32) Ignoramus In Chief
 * 33) Il Douche
 * 34) Illegitimate Leader Trump
 * 35) Impulse Kneejerk Stalin Hitler
 * 36) Incoherent, Incorrect, Conspiratorial, Delusional, Self-Aggrandizing, and Underinformed (Ezra Klein, Vox)
 * 37) The Infuriator
 * 38) It
 * 39) The Jackaninnie
 * 40) Jerky Boy
 * 41) Kim Jong Trump
 * 42) The King
 * 43) King Cheeto
 * 44) King Cheetos
 * 45) King CheeWee
 * 46) King Donald I
 * 47) King Donald, the Doll-Handed (Alexandra Aimee, Twitter)
 * 48) King Donny the Mad
 * 49) King Dope
 * 50) King Leer
 * 51) The King of Empty Promises
 * 52) King of the Hillbillies
 * 53) King Trump the Paranoid
 * 54) Knuckle-brained fart lozenge
 * 55) Kommander Combover
 * 56) Kremlin (or Putin) Asset (James Clapper, former Director of National Intelligence)

LMN

 * 1) L. Don Blubbard
 * 2) Last Of The Mango Mohawkans
 * 3) Last Year's Rotting Halloween Pumpkin (former President of Mexico, Vincente Fox)
 * 4) Least Popular President EVER
 * 5) Leather-faced piss jar
 * 6) Lil' Donny Two Scoops
 * 7) The Litigious Orange
 * 8) Little Lady Fingers
 * 9) Little Lord Trumpleroy
 * 10) Little Trumpy
 * 11) Littlefinger
 * 12) Loathesome, Terrifying Idiot Douche (Samantha Bee jumbling text messages and emails between FBI agents Lisa Page and Peter Strzok)
 * 13) The Lone DeRanger
 * 14) Lord Dampnut (Colin Mochrie via Urban Dictionary)
 * 15) Lord Marmalade von Babyhands
 * 16) The Lyin King
 * 17) Lying Sack of Shit
 * 18) Macho McGrump
 * 19) Mad King Two Scoops
 * 20) Malfunctioning Donnie
 * 21) Manchurian Canteloupe
 * 22) Mangled apricot hellbeast
 * 23) Mango Mussolini
 * 24) Mango-headed Not-A-Politician god
 * 25) Mango-in-Chief
 * 26) Mango Tinted Terror
 * 27) Marmalade Mussulini
 * 28) Marshal Cheeto
 * 29) Max Headroom
 * 30) The Menace of Orange
 * 31) Metamussolini  (or Metamucilini)
 * 32) Meth Nixon
 * 33) Millionaire Asshole Golfing Again
 * 34) Modern day JFK (Stephen Moore)
 * 35) Mohamed bin Trump
 * 36) Mop-headed fud
 * 37) Moron Don
 * 38) Moron-in-Chief
 * 39) Mr. Micropenis
 * 40) Mr Orange Dump
 * 41) Mutant Thumbd*cked Doddering Old Spider
 * 42) Napoleon Bona-Trump (Samantha Bee)
 * 43) Naranja Cheeto
 * 44) Naranja Nero
 * 45) NOTUS (Narcissist Of The United States)

OOO

 * 1) Obertrumpenführer
 * 2) Obese Carnival Huckster
 * 3) OG Malignant Narcissist
 * 4) Ol' Two-Scoops McSmallDingus
 * 5) Onion-eyed flap dragon
 * 6) ORALLY INCONTINENT PEDDLER OF FLYBLOWN MONKEY BOLLOCKS
 * 7) The Orange Albatross
 * 8) Orange Asshole
 * 9) Orange Barking Ignoramus
 * 10) Orange Bloviator
 * 11) The Orange Calf
 * 12) Orange Clown
 * 13) The Orange Cockroach
 * 14) Orange Death
 * 15) the Orange Doody
 * 16) Orange Dufus
 * 17) Orange Dump
 * 18) The Orange Emperor
 * 19) Orange Foolious
 * 20) Orange Fuckwit
 * 21) Orange God Emperor
 * 22) Orange Hitler
 * 23) Orange Hued Vulgarian
 * 24) Orange Joffrey
 * 25) Orange Julius Caesar
 * 26) Orange Lumpkin
 * 27) Orange Menace
 * 28) Orange Messiah
 * 29) Orange Mugabe
 * 30) Orange Nero
 * 31) Orange Nutsack
 * 32) Orange Pedo-bear
 * 33) Orange POS
 * 34) Orange Rat Bastard
 * 35) Orange ShartStain
 * 36) Orange Shitgibbon
 * 37) Orange Sphincter
 * 38) Orange Toad
 * 39) Orange Turd-Fuhrer
 * 40) Orange Twitler
 * 41) Orange Waffle
 * 42) Orange Wonder
 * 43) Orange-Crested Shiatgibbon
 * 44) Orange-Tufted Grabbalottapus
 * 45) The OrangeChild
 * 46) Orangeman
 * 47) Orangie McCombover
 * 48) Orangy McHamsterhands
 * 49) Our First LGBT (Lying, Grifting, Bullying, Treasonous) President
 * 50) Our National Disgrace

PPP

 * 1) Papaya Pol Pot
 * 2) Pappy Treason
 * 3) Part Time President; Full Time Idiot
 * 4) Passive Onlooker in His Own Presidency
 * 5) Pathetic, Bloated Man-Beast
 * 6) PEACH IMP (e.g. IMPEACH THE PEACH IMP)
 * 7) PeeTape McShitgibbon
 * 8) Photard
 * 9) The Piss King
 * 10) Piss-Chugging Orange Bitch
 * 11) Pitiful Orange Unsophisticated Twerp Scumbag (POUTS)
 * 12) Potato With Butthole Lips
 * 13) Pottymouth-in-Chief
 * 14) POTUS Fat Kid
 * 15) POTUS Tan-Gerine
 * 16) Precious Little Orange Racist Snowflake
 * 17) Predisent Hyperbole
 * 18) Predisent MegaAsshole
 * 19) President Abusive Dad
 * 20) President Ahab
 * 21) President Asterisk
 * 22) President Baby
 * 23) President Babydick
 * 24) [President] Bedpan
 * 25) President Best Mind (Rick Wilson, Daily Beast)
 * 26) President Bonehead
 * 27) President Breaking Wind (Sir Ian McKellen via Twitter)
 * 28) President Business
 * 29) President Caddyshack
 * 30) President Cheeto Pedo
 * 31) President Cheetolicious
 * 32) President Cowardly, Lying, Hate-Filled Sack of shiat
 * 33) President D.J. Hufnpuf
 * 34) President Daddy
 * 35) President Daddy-Look-At-Me
 * 36) President Dickbag
 * 37) President Dicktits
 * 38) President Dimwit
 * 39) President Dipshit
 * 40) President Donald John Shithole
 * 41) President Dunning J. Kruger
 * 42) President Dunning-Kruger
 * 43) President Emotional Problems
 * 44) President Fatass
 * 45) President Fuck-all
 * 46) President Fuckface
 * 47) President Gish Gallop
 * 48) President Girdle
 * 49) President Gold Man Sucks
 * 50) President Grubby Hands
 * 51) President Gullible
 * 52) President Highbulp
 * 53) President Hypocrite
 * 54) President If-Urine-You're-In
 * 55) President Jellyman
 * 56) President Joffrey
 * 57) President Kettle (to Kim Jong Un's Pot)
 * 58) President Krusty
 * 59) President Lardass
 * 60) President Looneytunes Q. Bananas
 * 61) President Manbaby
 * 62) President Manchild
 * 63) President Morbid Lee O'Bese
 * 64) President Murdoch
 * 65) President Peepee
 * 66) President Philby
 * 67) President Pissbaby
 * 68) President Polymath
 * 69) President Pussygrabber
 * 70) President Racist (Lalo Alcarez)
 * 71) President Raisin Bran
 * 72) President Rancid Velveeta
 * 73) President Shiathole
 * 74) President Shiathole Bonespur
 * 75) President Shit-for-Brains
 * 76) President Shitgibbon
 * 77) President Snowflake
 * 78) President Stupid
 * 79) President Sundowner
 * 80) President Sweet Potato
 * 81) President Thin-Skin
 * 82) President Tinyhands
 * 83) President Titty Baby
 * 84) President Toddler
 * 85) President Tone Deaf
 * 86) President Trainwreck
 * 87) President Twitter Chimp
 * 88) President Valley Girl
 * 89) President What's-his-name (Stephen Colbert)
 * 90) Presidunce
 * 91) Preznit Pussy Grabber
 * 92) Prima Donald
 * 93) Prince of Lies
 * 94) Prince Trumperdink (Carey Elwes)
 * 95) Puckered, Frothy Face-Anus
 * 96) Pudgy McTrumpcake
 * 97) Puffed-up Windbeutel
 * 98) Pumpkin Spice Yambag
 * 99) Pussy Grabber von Fucktard
 * 100) Putin's Cabana Boy
 * 101) Putin's Cock Holster
 * 102) Putin's Fat American Son
 * 103) Putin's Little Clementine
 * 104) Putin's Papaya-Flavored Pawn

QRS

 * 1) Quisling From Queens
 * 2) Racist Illiterate Orange Buffoon
 * 3) Racist-in-Chief
 * 4) Red Don
 * 5) Resident Fatass
 * 6) Retarcheeto Von Mango
 * 7) The Rev. Dr. Trump
 * 8) RIDICULOUS ORANGE DIPSHIT
 * 9) Rotten orange fucknut
 * 10) Rug wearing thunder nugget
 * 11) Rump
 * 12) Rumpledtaintskin
 * 13) Sad Little Baby
 * 14) Screaming Shitgibbon
 * 15) SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States) (UrbanDictionary.com)
 * 16) Self-Congratulating, Make-up-Wearing Turd
 * 17) Self-Described Billionaire
 * 18) Semi-Sentient Merkin
 * 19) Shit Midas
 * 20) Shit Wizard of OZ
 * 21) Shithole-In-ChiefTM
 * 22) Shitstick fuckface
 * 23) Shitty Real Estate Con Man
 * 24) Short-Fingered Vulgarian (former Spy magazine writers Graydon Carter and Kurt Andersen)
 * 25) Sideshow Don
 * 26) Sir Sissypants
 * 27) Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos
 * 28) SnakeOilSalesman-in-Chief
 * 29) So-called President
 * 30) Somewhat More Successful Version Of Kevin Trudeau
 * 31) Soulless Ginger Orangutan (Reality Leigh Winner)
 * 32) Sphincter-in-Chief
 * 33) Spongebrained Tangerine
 * 34) Spray Tan Enthusiast
 * 35) The Stable Genius
 * 36) Stigginit President
 * 37) Stochastic Terrorist in Chief
 * 38) the Stopped Clock of Assholes (John Oliver)
 * 39) Stormy McShithole On-The-Golf-Course
 * 40) Strangler of Peace (North Korea)
 * 41) St. Trump
 * 42) Stupid, Ignorant, Execrable, Flailing, Shrunken-Scalp Sack Of Shit
 * 43) The Subhuman Torch
 * 44) Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi POTUS
 * 45) Super Trumpski
 * 46) Surrogate President Trump
 * 47) syphilenteia don trumpidouche

TTT

 * 1) The Talking Combover
 * 2) The Talking Yam
 * 3) Tangelo Terror
 * 4) Tangelo-faced Fuckmuppet
 * 5) Tangerine
 * 6) Tangerine gabshite walloper (Lorna Wallace, poetry winner)
 * 7) Tangerine Nightmare
 * 8) Tangerine Tinted Turd
 * 9) Tangerine Tornado
 * 10) Tangerine Traitor
 * 11) Tangerine Twatwaffle
 * 12) Tangerine Twitterer
 * 13) Tangerine Tyrant
 * 14) The Teleprompter Of The United States
 * 15) Thalidomide Thumbs
 * 16) That Thing
 * 17) Thin-Skinned Manbaby
 * 18) Thin-skinned Racist Warmonger
 * 19) Thin-skinned Psychotic Asshole
 * 20) Tie-Coon
 * 21) Time Cube President
 * 22) tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon (@MetalOllie via Twitter)
 * 23) The Toad
 * 24) Toddler In Chief
 * 25) Toddler Psychopath (John Oliver)
 * 26) Toupéd fucktrumpet
 * 27) Traitor in ChiefTM
 * 28) Trash from Queens
 * 29) Troglodyte Shithole
 * 30) The Trump Steaks of Presidents
 * 31) Trump the Traitor
 * 32) Trump's Golden Corral of Corruption
 * 33) Trump's Turd Mountain
 * 34) Trumpee
 * 35) Trumpercles
 * 36) Trumperdorf
 * 37) The Trumperor
 * 38) Trumpenführer
 * 39) Trumpertantrum
 * 40) Trumplethinskin
 * 41) Trumpovich
 * 42) Trumpty Dumpty
 * 43) Trumpwaffe
 * 44) Trumpwit
 * 45) Trumpy
 * 46) Trumpy McTrumpface
 * 47) The Twat That Twits
 * 48) Tweaker Tweeter
 * 49) Tweetie
 * 50) The Tweetinator
 * 51) Tweetledumbass
 * 52) Tweeto the Cheeto
 * 53) Twitter Troll
 * 54) Twitterer-In-Chief
 * 55) Tyrannical Daughter-Creeper
 * 56) Tyrannosaurus Rumpus (T-Rump)

UVWXYZ

 * 1) U.S.S. Trumptanic
 * 2) Uncooked pastry
 * 3) Unqualified Tangerine Puffball
 * 4) Urine-colored Vagina Grabber
 * 5) Urophiliac, Megalomaniac POTUS
 * 6) Useful Idiot
 * 7) Utter cockwomble
 * 8) Vainglorious Bag of Gout
 * 9) Vanilla ISIS
 * 10) Verbal Slot Machine
 * 11) Veruca Salt
 * 12) Vladimir Cheeto
 * 13) Walking Diplomacy Nightmare
 * 14) Weathervane (or Compass) of Stupid
 * 15) Wee orange rodent
 * 16) A White Man's Kanye
 * 17) The White Pride Piper
 * 18) Witless fucking cocksplat
 * 19) WTF in Chief
 * 20) Yam Being Mounted By A Gerbil
 * 21)  Your Orangeness
 * 22) Zaphod Cheetobrox