Branch Dildonians - The Occupation

List of Branch Dildonian / Y'All Qaeda / Yokel Haram Threads
150 armed militia members have stormed a federal building in Oregon Developing

The FBI is now monitoring Yall Qaedas takeover of Oregon Aviary No word on how they plan to end to illegal terrorist actions of these terrorists Maybe they should remind hayseed terrorists of Ruby Ridge

Non Local Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

Bundy We will leave peacefully if community wants us to Community Weve been telling you to leave since first day

The Black Lives Matter movement they can go protest close freeways down all that stuff they dont get any backlash not on level that were getting said man who identified himself as Fluffy Unicorn

Authorities are cutting power phones YallQaeda is going to have a long cold dark winter to think about what theyve done

Bundy gunman I want to go home because I miss my cows

Decemberists frontman Colin Meloy tweets erotic fanfiction about Bundy militia standoff Jason pressed Jed against a rack of Birds of Oregon books his breath was sweet with jerky Somewhere an egret cried

Militiaman Fluffy Unicorn turns out to be Fake Marine Extreme Drunk Fatbelly Tattoo Guy

Looks like honeymoon is over on Broketooth Mountain

Reinforcements from Idaho have arrived in Oregon to defend Camp Dumbass against swarms of absolutely no government agents trying to evict them

Since snacks was too vague Oregon dipshiats new list of sht they forgot to pack includes Gaming supplies Ice scrappers sic Mayonaise sic Aprans sic Shaving creme sic four kinds of cigarettes French Vanilla Creamer

Hey Patriots I heard you like Patriots so we have sent some more Patriots to help keep your Patriots in line so we can all be Patriots nicely Patriot

TarpMans new novel features good ranchers bad gubmint guns killing cannibalism guns killing Constitution a rampage against raw milk a cowboy lynching a mayor And guns killing

Oregon judge plans on billing people that cant afford snacks 70k a day for their patriotic land use

Yall Qaeda Please stop sending us dildos

Oh it just keeps getting better A self appointed US Superior Court Judge has arrived at Camp Freedumb to charge local authorities with various crimes

Yall Qaeda may be getting confrontation they want but not with cops Feds Hunters anglers environmentalists planning anti occupation protests in Portland Bend next week

Spending night with Ammon Bundy You are truly going to witness cream of humanitys moral possibility here

A new bunch of gun lovers show up at occupied Malheur Wildlife Refuge denounce militia idiots by tearing down their signs

When hundreds of people are shouting Go at you they arent necessarily fans

Yall Qaeda has their very own big boy kangaroo court has indicted federal government

Gunfight at Flaming Dildo Corral Ammon Bundy eight others in custody

FBI has given remaining Branch Dildonians until 4 AM local time to vacate Malheur Live updates in link

Buttplug Haram siege thread 3

HezBenWaBallah Siege Thread 4 Bro do you even stream edition LGT Harney County Sheriffs press conference comments by FBI Special Agent in Charge

Fool Ranch Dildito Thread 5 Ammon Bundy gives stand down order asks followers to pack it in UPDATED link 3 more have surrendered

Oregon Standoff episode 6 Season Finale LGT Livestream of FBI presser

FBI video shows Tarp Man reaching for a concealed handgun before being shot Warning video may be disturbing

Dildos on parade in Burns

Video causing OUTRAGE about BLM starting huge fires that burned houses killed cows turns out to be totally dildoes

From WTF took so long department Power internet cell phones are shut down at Malheur National Wildlife Refuge

Cliven Bundy anoints himself as new leader of Yall Qaeda standoff gives notice to Harney County sheriff

Townspeople Go home Patriot protestor I want to know how many of them live here how many are paid actors

Grand jury indictments against Yall Qaeda to be released today

Ammon Bundy No judge Im begging you Please do NOT under any circumstances let me out of jail before trial Literal exact quote Literally

Yall Qaeda may need to pay $34 million for damage they did Great Dildo Sale of 16 commences

Cliven pulls off TripleBundy with three sons now in jail

Apparently motherly instincts now means leaving your 13 kids riding with militia guy who flees police then singing Star Spangled Banner while being arrested My mom used to make cookies

People cheered Walker a local woodcutter kissed cross slid down tree fell backward into snow Just another day at LaVoy Finicum Memorial site

FBI withdraws from wildlife refuge Oregon the US after being hit with overwhelming videos from David Dildo Fry

If you crossed Sarah Palin Dolly Parton sent result on tour with Cliven Bundy what would you get Find out thursday Thursday THURSDAY

Disney jumps on Bundy occupation bandwagon with these new Star Wars um pool toys

In unexpected turn of events Refuge Standoff gets weird Lavoy Finicum cited as possible Christ figure

Lego Finicum

Gunfight at Dildo Corral 2

Gunfight at Dildo Corral 2 Part II LGT live stream

Cliven Bundy arrested in Portland Civil disobedience is OVER

Livestream from roadblock at Dildopalooza

Three are out are in custody David Fry is balking Dildapalooza climax

David Fry now safely in custody Can I get a Hallelujah

After the Occupation
Dildos warn of booby traps

The Ballad Of The Malheur Patriots

[https://www.fark.com/comments/9033979/Here-there-are-your-Bundy-Militia-themed-Valentines-Day-cards-Ammon-love-with-you-Valentine Here there are, your Bundy Militia themed Valentine's Day cards. 'Ammon' love with you, Valentine]

when you thought it was over, thousands of new occupiers are flooding the Malheur Refuge

[http://www.fark.com/comments/9038144/Guns-Bombs-Poop-No-word-on-dildos Guns, Bombs, and Poop. No word on the dildos]

[http://www.fark.com/comments/9038474/The-government-finally-allows-Cliven-Bundy-to-live-rent-free-on-federal-land-Mission-accomplished The government finally allows Cliven Bundy to live rent free on federal land. Mission accomplished]

Shawna Cox files Sovereign Dildo brief with court

Grand jury indicts dildo sandwich

[http://www.fark.com/comments/9040643/Slogan-Returning-land-to-its-rightful-owners-Reality-Burns-Paiute-tribal-chairwoman-is-getting-threats-from-dildo-patriots Slogan: "Returning the land to its rightful owners." Reality: Burns Paiute tribal chairwoman is getting threats from dildo patriots]

Cliven Bundy allowed to return home to Nevada

Dildupdate: Arraignments scheduled for Wednesday, Ammon's lawyer argues he's too much of an attention whore to ever skip bail, and a new pic of Ammon staring out of a prison window

Who knew a camping trip could cost $3.3 million?

Jailed leaders of second armed siege against law enforcement get judgesplained that presumed innocence does not include presumed bail

[http://www.fark.com/comments/9053084/Its-like-hunting-cape-buffalo-Theyre-nasty-theyre-smart-they-wont-hesitate-to-charge/Its-like-hunting-cape-buffalo-Theyre-nasty-theyre-smart-they-wont-hesitate-to-charge It's like hunting cape buffalo. They're nasty, they're smart, and they won't hesitate to charge]

Bundy militia set off Malheur National Wildlife Refuge workers' spidey senses weeks before occupation

Trump campaign official arrested for ties to the Bundy Dildo Brigade