Drumpfster Fire

A compilation of Fark threads related to the dumpster fire that is the administration of the 45th President of the United States of America.

This page is for the mess for the current month,  =Head Toupee=

Nicknames
''This section will provide the many nicknames this asshole has earned for the month of  with credit when known. They are in approximate order of appearance on the internet.''

For the full, categorized list, please visit this page

Daily Chaos

 * This section covers the chaos for 
 * For the full mess, please visit the archive
 * For General Fuckery, check below

Fiddling with foreign relations
This section has become too large, hence it has been given its own page: The World Outside the U.S. Post-Drumpf for threads related to the economic sanctions against Russia, please click here

Physical Health
For threads concerning mental health, please click here

Finding Jesus

 * 1) Turn the Other Cheek
 * 2) Render Unto Caesar That Which Is Caesar's
 * 3) God's wrath
 * 4) Christian Identity
 * 5) Opening the Seventh Seal
 * 6) Judge Not Lest Ye Be Judged
 * 7) Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness
 * 8) Thou Shall Have No Other Gods Before Me
 * 9) The Lord is My Shepherd

Not Protesting
for actual protesting, please click here

Misinformation
This section has become too large, hence it has been given its own page: Drumpfster Fire Misinformation

Executive grifting

 * This section covers the grifting for the month of 
 * To view griftzilla in all its glory, please visit the archive

Investigations
For the full mess, please visit the archive

Nadler's "Resolution of Inquiry"
demanding Attorney General hand over "any document, record, memo, correspondence or other communication” pertaining to “criminal or counterintelligence investigations” related to Trump, White House staff or his business"

Crimes
This section will include all Fark threads related to crimes committed by the Head Toupee For the full mess, please visit the archive

Conflicts of Interest
This section will include all Fark threads related to conflicts of interest this asshole has himself entangled in for the month of  For the full mess, please visit the archive

Lawsuits
This section will include all Fark threads related to lawsuits filed against the Head Toupee for the month of  For the full mess, please visit the archive

Citizens Action Coalition, et al. v. Indiana House Rep.
Pence hid emails when governor of Indiana

Removal From Office
For the full mess, please visit the archive

Article 1, Section 9, Clause 8
Emoluments Clause

Things Named After Him
that he doesn't own

Actual Work
=Administration= This section will provide the names and eventual scandals/crimes/general instances of incompetence associated with these assholes for the month of  For the full mess, please visit the archive

Open Position(s)

 * 1) General
 * 2) Communications Director
 * 3) Solicitor General
 * 4) Deputy Secretary of State
 * 5) National Security Advisor
 * 6) National Security Council Deputy
 * 7) National Security Council, miscellaneous
 * 8) National Security Positions
 * 9) Director of Secret Service
 * 10) Aid to HUD Secretary
 * 11) CIA operative
 * 12) Labor Secretary nominee

Vladimir Putin
Russian President and videotape librarian

Steve Bannon
White House chief strategist and Lumpy James May, Gentleman Fascist

Strategic Initiatives Group

 * White House think tank created by Bannon and Kushner
 * works on issues of foreign policy decisions and national strategy and security; possibly duplicating the work of the National Security Council
 * members include Sebastian Gorka

Ivanka Trump
"First" Lady

Mike Pence
"Vice" President

Jared Kushner
Son-in-law

Reince Priebus
Chief of Staff

Jerry Falwell
higher education reform task force

Pat Robertson
Advisor to the President in hate-related matters

Richard Spencer
Whiteness Advisor

Sean Spicer
White House Press Secretary

Mike Dubke
Communications Director

Kellyanne Conway
Counselor to the President

Sarah Huckabee Sanders
White House deputy press secretary

Peter Theil
Advisor to the President

Fox
Propaganda Ministry

Fox Jr.(s)

 * 1) Breitbart "News"
 * 2) InfoWars
 * 3) Gateway Pundit
 * 4) James O'Keefe
 * 5) Chris Ruddy, CEO of Newsmax

Michael Flynn
National Security Adviser

Michael Flynn (ret.)
former National Security Adviser

Alex Jones
"journalist"

Andrew Bremberg
assistant to the President in charge of details; no homo

Gina Haspel
Deputy Director of the CIA

Vincent Viola
Secretary of the Army nominee

Sebastian Gorka
Deputy assistant to President

Climate Leadership Council
Members include:
 * former Secretary of State James Baker III
 * former Secretary of State George Schultz
 * former Secretary of the Treasury Henry Paulson

Gary Cohn
chief economic advisor

Stephen A. Feinberg
member, President's economic advisory council

Stephen Miller
Assistant to the President

Scott Baio
Special Celebrity Advisor

Omarosa Manigault
Minority outreach, Nixon Apprentice and #1 fangirl

National Security Council

 * 1) Deputy
 * 2) Staff
 * 3) Victoria Coates

H.R. McMaster
National Security Advisor

Paul Manafort
former Trump campaign manager

Michael Cohen
President's personal lawyer

Wayne LaPierre
Executive Grand Dragon of NRA

Kevin Hassett
cheif economist

Ken Blackwell
domestic policy chair, transition team

Cabinet, Secretaries, Assorted Agencies and Department Heads
For the full mess, please visit the archive

Nominees

 * 1) New Guy, Labor Nominee
 * 2) Palin, Ambassador to Canada Nominee Threat
 * 3) Verma, Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS) administrator Nominee

EPA
Environmental Protection Agency

FBI
Federal Bureau of Investigation

FAA
Federal Aviation Administration

FCC
Federal Communications Commission

ICE
Immigration and Customs Enforcement