I Love The Poorly Educated

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 * "I love the poorly educated!"
 * -Donald J. Trump, February 24, 2016, Las Vegas, Nevada

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 * 1) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9558564|"Charitably donations? We should cap those," believes Donald Trump||{{taxr}}
 * 2) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9558465|Trump targets Canada and its dairy industry. And then he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer||nafta}}{{eh}}
 * 3) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9558884|Why don't conservatives trust the mainstream media? Could it be because they're all being characterized as "trailer-park, Oxy-snorting half-wits who divide their time between retweeting Alex Jones fantasies and ironing their Klan hoods"? Naaaaah||snow}}{{pearl}}
 * 4) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9558463|White House aides grappling with their sudden notoriety as everyone wants a chance to be seen with a future criminal| celeb}}
 * 5) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9559106|What is considered proper behavior when visiting the White House? If you're Gronk, it's whatever the hell you want it to be||norm}}
 * 6) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9558430|Neil Gorsuch mocked by Elena Kagan||scotus}}
 * 7) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9558565|Republicans celebrate the death of Net Neutrality by knifing public libraries in the kidney and pushing them onto the "slow lane" tracks||biblio}}{{netn}}{{public}}
 * 8) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9558635|Homeland Security wants to further crater the US tourism industry while making it harder for Americans to travel through Europe||gopfp}}{{ref}}
 * 9) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9559198|Exxon, which until recently was run by Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, has applied for a waiver to do business with Russia, which is currently run by Tillerson's boss|applied for a Treasury Department waiver to resume work with the Russia oil giant PAO Rosneft in areas covered by sanctions|qpq}}{{ussrsa}}
 * 10) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9559264|Trump wants AHCA vote before the 100 day mark||care}}
 * 11) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560183|Gee, Paul, what are we going to do today? The same thing we do every day Mitch: TRY TO REPEAL OBAMACARE||care}}{{gopgov}}
 * 12) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560316|The GOP's newest "healthcare" plan is out, and it does reflect some major changes - that make it even worse than the first one|Rep. Thomas MacArthur (R NJ 3rd) proposed MacArthur Amendment to the American Health Care Act|care}}{{goppol}}
 * 13) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9558978|"President Donald Trump on Tuesday promised.." You know what? I'm just gonna stop you there, not really worth reading any further|"No administration has accomplished more in the first 90 days"|fail}}{{gopgov}}{{jobs}}
 * 14) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9559585|Sessions may have recused himself from the Russia investigation, but that hasn't stopped him from firing people that are producing results|Mary B. McCord is "stepping down" as acting head of the departmentâs national security division and leaving the federal government|ussr16}}{{retire}}
 * 15) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9559936|Vets group thanks Trump for fulfilling his promise to take credit for Obama era legislation|Concerned Veterans for America through its Executive Director Mark Lucas|vet}}{{credit}}{{goplaw}}
 * 16) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560075|MAOA|Hollywood and the press formed a united front against President Trump trying to undermine him and "Make America Obama Again."|ufo}}
 * 17) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9559940|The Koch Brothers are teaming up with Betsy DeVos to bring hate speech onto college campuses across the country||antied}}
 * 18) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9559977|The real reason there's so much political corruption in D.C.? Too many witches and gays||nazi}}
 * 19) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560005|Glenn Beck says he will "go to his grave" knowing he was right about the Boston Marathon Bombing||nazi}}
 * 20) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9559890|Derpbert explains that Trump is doing a great job, anti-Trump resistance has completely failed, Trump keeps on winning, and America WILL be Great Again||cult}}
 * 21) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560177|The cast of "Dumber & Dumber 3" visits the White House||weak}}
 * 22) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560230|Dear God, it's the gathering of the Trumpalos||weak}}
 * 23) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9559911|Meet the right-wing "shiatposting" tech bro that gave Trump $100,000 for his inauguration|Palmer Luckey|cult}}
 * 24) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560183|Gee, Paul, what are we going to do today? The same thing we do every day Mitch: TRY TO REPEAL OBAMACARE||care}}{{gopgov}}
 * 25) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9559871|Liberal's favorite conservative columnist calls Black people lazy and shiftless, unlike those hard working Asians. Oh lawds|Andrew Sullivan's article in New York Magazine|nazi}}{{wfbuck}}
 * 26) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557635|Come for the upcoming incompetence crisis, stay for the writer's break down|as of April 7, 2017, only 22 of 553 positions requiring Senate confirmation have been filled|fukup}}{{grover}}
 * 27) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561234|This might shock you, but in Trump's White House there is no clear chain of command as no one knows who's really in charge||fukup}}{{gopgov}}
 * 28) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557065|Pastor Jesse Lee Peterson says all men who have sex before marriage will cheat on their wives||proj}}
 * 29) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557111|Did you know Trump was anointed by God himself to subdue all nations threatening God's purposes? BECAUSE HE TOTALLY WAS||cult}}
 * 30) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557518|Trump is pissed that Amanda Knox doesn't like him||dykwia}}
 * 31) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557580|"Let me be clear about marijuana. It is a potentially dangerous gateway drug that frequently leads to the use of harder drugs." Oh, jeez, this shiat again?|"ICE will continue to use marijuana possession, distribution and convictions as essential elements as they build their deportation removal apprehension packages"|mj}}🇱🇦
 * 32) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557533|Arizona's "blue lives matter" bill signed into law, giving off-duty police officers in street clothes the same legal protection as if they were on-duty|Senate Bill 1366, "Blue Lives Matter," which toughens penalty for assaulting off-duty police, to take effect summer, 2017|popo}}{{lao}}
 * 33) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557432|Given the GOP's criticism of Hillary Clinton over the lax security at Benghazi, which resulted in the death of 4 Americans, you would think the first thing Trump would have done was appoint an official to oversee diplomatic security. You would think||dip}}{{iokiyar}}
 * 34) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557514|Tea Party founder explains that Republicans are stupid, so we have to trick them into saving the enviroment||clean}}
 * 35) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557054|A "Celebrate President Trump" rally featured speakers going on about voter fraud and urging supporters to prepare for a civil war against liberals||cult}}{{astro}}
 * 36) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557540|Turkey's "President" Erdogan insists he can not be a dictator because he is not immortal||tater}}
 * 37) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557585|Some really important ground was covered during Xi Jinping's visit to Mar-a-Lago, like Ivanka being granted instant trademarks on her brands in China||nep}}
 * 38) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557158|Trump, who softened his stance on China, says he hasn't softened his stance on China||china}}
 * 39) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557584|Trump's Twitter history and his policy decisions today are a staggering minefield of hypocrisy||cyber}}{{iokiyar}}{{hyp}}
 * 40) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557745|Apparently, Trump seems to think that Korea was once a part of China, and he said this in an interview, something that has the potential to anger our ally South Korea, who is very protective of their sovereignty|"[Xi] then went into the history of China and Korea. Not North Korea, Korea. And you know, you?re talking about thousands of years ?and many wars. And Korea actually used to be a part of China"|dk}}{{revhist}}
 * 41) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557776|No sh*t||trump}}{{hyp}}
 * 42) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557766|Ever seen a picture of Alex Jones? He often strips naked to show an example of super male virility||ufo}}
 * 43) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557711|104 years after the fact, the US tax code has become so convoluted and Byzantine that it could be cooked down to a Henry Hill quote||poll}}{{taxr}}{{myth}}
 * 44) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557347|Timeshifter President Obama strikes again, as Donald Trump insists the notorious Salvadoran gang MS-13 formed because of lax immigrant laws, despite being well established before 2008||imm}}{{{lao}}{oc6.0}}
 * 45) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557176|"Don't Rush to Judgment on War Crimes" says the Russian columnist|Russian columnist is Leonid Bershidsky|oped}}
 * 46) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557741|Mike Huckabee finally found the one topic even partisan extremists of both parties can agree on: Comcast sucks||norm}}{{pop}}
 * 47) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557873|The case for Donald Trump's first move to restrict legal immigration. Huh, admit Trump is actually right about something, or be forced to train a H1B visa holder on how to do my job . . . decisions, decisions||h1b}}{{job}}
 * 48) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557805|The dream is over|deportation of Dreamer Juan Manuel Montes|deport}}
 * 49) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9559533|USA Today: Poor, struggling young DREAMer who just wanted to go out on a date with his girlfriend is deported. Reality: 23-year-old apprehended by Border Patrol after illegally entering U.S. by climbing over border fence is deported|Juan Manuel Montes Bojorquez renewed his status, DHS checked, found that they erred, still deported him |deport}}
 * 50) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560366|Trump: Seriously, why are Mexicans allowed to be judges? This is America, right?|Curiel, who presided over the Trump University case, was chosen at random to the case of Juan Manuel Montes, the "Dreamer" who was deported|imm}}{{deport}}
 * 51) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560249|AG Jefferson Davis Beauregard Sessions III: "We Can't promise that Dreamers won't be deported" and since, grammatically, two negatives in a sentence cancel each other out, what he REALLY said was "We can promise Dreamers will be deported"||nazi}}{{lao}}
 * 52) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557345|GOP Lawmakers to FCC Chair: Look, kid, we love your ideas and like your moxie, but you're gonna have to make it a LITTLE less obvious, the FCC is now a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Telcos, a little lube goes a long way, we're just sayin'|requested a ?reasonable transition period? to "enable service providers to adapt and remain viable in more markets than will occur in the event of a flash cut to new policies"|cyber}}{{gopreg}}
 * 53) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557635|Come for the upcoming incompetence crisis, stay for the writer's break down|as of April 7, 2017, only 22 of 553 positions requiring Senate confirmation have been filled|fukup}}{{grover}}
 * 54) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557619|Free market and physics be damned, Trump administration will find some way to shove coal down America's throat|Perry ordered a review (PDF) of electricity markets and reliability, claiming that "certain policies" have hindered the development and use of baseload energy sources like coal|{{gopreg}}{{oil}}
 * 55) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557761|The Supreme Court is scheduled to rule on the contentious case of Fark You v. Pay Me. I think we all know how this one plays out|Lawyers for Kokesh say his payment should be reduced because the SEC did not bring charges against him until 2009; SEC argues the time limit doesn't apply (Kokesh v. SEC whether the five-year statute of limitations in 28 U.S.C. § 2462 applies to claims for "disgorgement" where the court can order wrongdoers to pay back illegal profits to prevent unjust enrichment as a legal remedy--not a punishment)|got}}
 * 56) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9559197|If North Korea tests us our armada will attack Australia.... -Mike Pence||gopfp}}{{weak}}
 * 57) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9559131|'Trump must hang Fresno State University lecturer on leave.' Wait, make that 'Trump must hang' Fresno State University lecturer on leave. Either way, we're gonna have a lot of fun, huh?|Well, is he wrong? Or do traitors get to choose the method?|trait}}
 * 58) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9559230|Separation of church and state was not intended to treat religious institutions "worse" than others. They just want to be treated the same, getting the same aid while paying nothing in taxes|Trinity Lutheran Church of Columbia v. Comer|scotus}}{{ch_st}}{{xop}}
 * 59) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9559398|And that sound you are hearing is the flood of your tax dollars that will be soon going to churches||spec}}{{scotus}}{{ch_st}}{{xop}}
 * 60) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9559212|After being fired from Fox News due to allegations of sexual harrassment, Bill O'Reilly decides to head to Vatican City and grab the Pope||pope}}
 * 61) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9558521|In 2005 at the height of the second Iraq War, Baba Yaga called war-supporting Democrats traitors. in 2017, she gleefully says war is "like crack" to Donald Trump. Anything to harvest the souls of the innocent||byaga}}{{vio}}{{iokiyar}}
 * 62) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9558892|Stop me if you've heard this one before. So a Trump cabinet secretary and a Russian billionaire walk into a business deal together||vlad}}
 * 63) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9559052|Not that we need any more proof, but Casey Affleck is a political dumbass||fool}}
 * 64) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9559189|So what happens when you go undercover with Neo-Nazis marching in Berkeley? Oh dear. FARK: And the police shrug||astro}}
 * 65) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9562965|Saying Ann Coulter shouldn't be allowed to speak is "a sign of intellectual weakness," says intellectually weak Bernie Sanders||1st}}{{byaga}}
 * 66) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567411|Ann Coulter: It's a sad day for free speech when I don't get paid for it||aw}}
 * 67) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9567947|Hey Berkeley, when the ACLU sides with Ann Coulter over you, maybe you should take a step back and reconsider what you really stand for||1st}}
 * 68) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9559370|Spicer goes full-Clinton. You never go full-Clinton||orwell}}{{maddow}}
 * 69) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9559533|USA Today: Poor, struggling young DREAMer who just wanted to go out on a date with his girlfriend is deported. Reality: 23-year-old apprehended by Border Patrol after illegally entering U.S. by climbing over border fence is deported|Juan Manuel Montes Bojorquez renewed his status, DHS checked, found that they erred, still deported him |deport}}
 * 70) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9559736|Half a league onward, all in the Valley of Death rode the 300||deploy}}
 * 71) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560245|A nation asks: "What the hell is going on with Bernie Sanders?"||oped}}
 * 72) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560320|Woman who was married by her mother, at age 14, against her will, to a 24-year old registered sex offender she'd only met the day before her wedding, thinks maybe that shouldn't be legal any more in Texas|Trevicia Williams, who now has her doctorate, working with Tahirih Justice Center, state Rep. Thompson (D, TX, 141st) and state Sen. Taylor (R, TX, 8th) to change current law: §2.102 §2.101, 2.103, have proposed this bill: SB 1705|women}}{{marri}}
 * 73) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560480|Donald Trump's Bible study group|Ralph Drollinger, an evangelical Christian, conducts the "Capitol Ministries Cabinet Bible study"|gmu}}{{ch_st}}
 * 74) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560493|Hillary's former campaign inner circle are assembling a circular firing squad after campaign secrets got out|book "Shattered" by Jonathan Allen, Washington bureau chief for Bloomberg News and Amie Parnes, White House correspondent for The Hill|prop}}{{shill}}
 * 75) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561959|The Clintons have long memories. And spreadsheets with loyalty scores||prop}}{{bbb}}{{shill}}
 * 76) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565674|New book says that behind closed doors, the Clinton campaign was as bad as the Trump campaign in the open||prop}}{{bbb}}{{shill}}
 * 77) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568472|This is fine||prop}}{{shill}}
 * 78) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560585|In today's edition of "What Country will President Trump Insult and Offend Today" the wheel of countries lands on Canada||eh}}{{weak}}
 * 79) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560131|Suspected Russian collaborator Roger Stone shows us his Richard Nixon bong, personal glamour shots, and Christmas tree to celebrate 4/20. Classic Roger||norm}}{{mj}}
 * 80) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560614|Trump's Inaugural Committee paperwork received large donations from non-existent addresses. Feel ambitious?|"Isabel T. John", line #616 on Christina Wilkie speadsheet of Trump 2017 Inauguration Contributions|campfin}}
 * 81) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560203|Caribou Barbie with real life foot in mouth action attacks Elizabeth Warren claiming that "Fight Like a Girl" is her catch phrase||aw}}{{coopt}}
 * 82) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560592|Clarence Thomas was the only Justice to vote in favor of letting cops keep the money they took from people as restitution for crime even after a court found those people not guilty|Nelson v. Colorado 15-1256|scotus}}
 * 83) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560568|Failed Keebler Gnome Jeff Sessions demonstrates that he doesn't know how judicial review works or the name of Hawaii|"I really am amazed that a judge sitting on an island in the Pacific can issue an order that stops the president of the United States from what appears to be clearly his statutory and constitutional power"|mban}}{{dk}}
 * 84) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9563331|Sessions complains that no one gets conservative "humor"||dbag}}
 * 85) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560518|One of Trump's most trusted sources now says that his weed is too strong and it's George Soros' fault||ufo}}
 * 86) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560404|Trump to nominate former Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown as ambassador to Middle-Earth||nom}}{{nz}}
 * 87) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560756|Sarah Palin isn't saying it was harassment that caused her to leave Fox, but it was harassment that caused her to leave Fox. Well actually her not willing to be subjected to harassment, totes the reason, but she ain't a victim that stuck around for $||aw}}
 * 88) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560669|Trump's Treasury Secretary: The tax cuts we plan to offer to businesses will pay for themselves: Why are you laughing, I'm being serious, seriously||taxc}}{{trkl}}
 * 89) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560441|Dear World, If you would like the United States to bomb and invade a country, just produce some stories about babies being thrown from incubators. Republicans eat this stuff up as justification for war. Love, UN Ambassador Nikki Haley||gopfp}}
 * 90) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560624|FCC continues its all-out assault on anything that even smells like consumer protection|Ending broadband price caps|corp}}{{fedreg}}
 * 91) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560537|Here's a full list of the accomplishments of Ajit Pai's FCC in only 90 days||fedreg}}{{netn}}
 * 92) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9560866|Iran keeps one of its nuclear weapons under wraps|ex-President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has been barred from running in presidential election|irn}}{{elec}}
 * 93) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561798|"Please, God, stop Chelsea Clinton from whatever she is doing"||proj}}{{bbb}}
 * 94) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9560864|White supremacists have taken over Uncle Sam imagery for their nefarious ends||nazi}}{{xop}}
 * 95) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9560874|Fox News fired Bill O'Reilly because it wants to fill the network with "pro-gay closet Nazis"||disc}}
 * 96) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9560927|Politifact rates the New York Times' tweet comparing the two photos of the Patriots visiting the White House as "Mostly False"||dbunk}}
 * 97) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9560924|Trump: "Luciano Pavarotti's a friend of mine, great friend of mine". Fark; Pavarotti died in 2007||25th}}
 * 98) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9560890|Trump's critics are playing right into his tiny hands||bsabsvr}}{{sat}}{{pearl}}
 * 99) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9560922|Alabama: Mr. Roy Moore, your behavior was so egregious we're upholding your lifetime ban from being a lawyer. Moore: 'ok fine, then I'll run for governor, then I won't have to follow your silly laws anymore'||nazi}}
 * 100) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561130|Trump lawyers argue that protesting violates Donald Trump's First Amendment right not to hear dissenting views, citing 5 USC § 6103 establishing today as Opposite Day||snow}}{{xop}}
 * 101) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561258|Just how little has this Congress achieved in its first 100 days? We do the math||gopgov}}
 * 102) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561286|Sarah Palin says Jesus wasn't available so Trump had to invite Ted Nugent and Kid Rock; ergo, Palin equates two of the worst things in music to the alleged Lord and Savior of Christianity||gmu}}{{aw}}
 * 103) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561293|Georgia is trying to prevent newly registered voters from taking part in the 6th Congressional District runoff election because fark you|Lawyers? Committee for Civil Rights Under Law arguing that the state is violating the National Voter Registration Act; Georgia contends runoff is a continuation of the special election this week don?t have to allow newly registered voters to participate|voter}}{{votes}}
 * 104) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561305|Trump done just blowed up this here conservative media I tell you what||oped}}
 * 105) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561536|Worried that Trump, Sessions, and Spicer are getting too much attention for their stupidity, Keith Ellison steps up for the Democrats|"Barack Obama could have been a better party leader, and I think the fact that he wasn?t put his legacy in jeopardy"|nekkid}}
 * 106) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561672|I know liberals want to think of Trump as a do-nothing President, but while he hasn't done much to secure his own legacy, he has done plenty to undo President Obama's legacy||stigg}}{{gopgov}}
 * 107) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561736|Oh, dear, he really was trying to be funny||norm}}
 * 108) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561661|Bipartisan talks to avoid unnecessary government shutdown were going fairly well until Trump came in with demands for at least one win in his first 100 days, farking everything up bigly||shut}}{{petu}}
 * 109) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561891|New poster boy for the Democrats couldn't even find the time to vote in the 2012 presidential election because he was studying broads over in Europe||bsabsvr}}{{taf}}{{pearl}}
 * 110) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561621|Coincidentally, the Medical device maker that Health & Human Services secretary invested in (and has yet to divest from) stands to benefit greatly from a new Medicare payment proposal issued by his department|Price owns shares in Zimmer Biomet Holdings Inc., which make parts for ankle replacement surgeries, on average 60% increase from Medicare under new proposal|confl}}
 * 111) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561559|Missouri Senator Roy Blunt (R-eefer) got baked so hard on 4/20 he a.) spent $25 on one order at Taco Bell; b.) made a bong out of his empty Just for Men tube; or c.) thought Scott Pruitt would "Look for environmental problems and solve them"|Pruitt: "The EPA is no longer going to be an agency that tries to engage in power over water decisions at the state level"|env}}{{coal}}{{fedreg}}
 * 112) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561970|Trump succeeds where Obama fails. Thanks Obama|Aya Hijazi, a US citizen, and her Egyptian husband Mohamed Hassanein were founders of Belady, organization that homeless children in Cairo; they were freed after 2 years in detention accused of sexual abuse and trafficking|prop}}
 * 113) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561778|Putin now providing daily reminder to Trump of America's current status as "Russia's biatch"||ussrm}}
 * 114) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561803|Old white guy tweets a defense of Bill O'Reilly? You can't explain that|"Hot Choclare[sic] used to be a compliment on your looks today it is called sexual harassment"; ?If women are going to wear low cut dresses that show cleavage don?t be harassed when we men look"|msgy}}{{sombfa}}{{billo}}
 * 115) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561805|NC Republicans: "Voter fraud runs rampant in North Carolina." Auditors seen doing some sort of hand jerking motion||avotef}}{{lao}}
 * 116) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9562068|Joe Scaroborough back on the Palin train||bless}}{{aw}}
 * 117) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561759|For some reason, scientists usually donate to Democrats rather than Republicans. I wonder why that could be||edu}}
 * 118) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561894|Not having accomplished anything of note during his first 100 days, Trump decides to tear down what minimal reform Obama achieved via Dodd-Frank, because Fark you, that's why||xo}}{{ddfrnk}}{{fedreg}}{{taxr}}
 * 119) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9562046|You mean like how you asked for your listeners to be respectful and understanding of the Sandy Hook victims?||xop}}{{snow}}{{hypo}}
 * 120) {{drumpfft|4/22/2017|9562323|Trump tells Dreamers to relax, he's not after them. Sure, there are stories about Dreamers being deported but that's probably fake news. Why would anyone Hispanic worry about my policies?||deport}}{{imm}}{{believe}}
 * 121) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561930|Taxes are going up||goptax}}
 * 122) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561757|Guess the source: "News channels are always counting down to something. I can't quite agree ... about what's considered a clock-worthy 'event'... That makes it harder for us to think about what's going on in the world." Wait, Sen Tom Cotton?||apol}}
 * 123) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9562070|Caitlyn Jenner finally figures out that Donald Trump is not a friend of the LGBTQ community||leop}}
 * 124) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561903|Trump poised to roll back a sweeping crackdown on corporate tax avoidance, because how else will corporations legally stash away trillions overseas?|tax inversion is when one company buys or merges with another company located in a country with lower tax rates, then shifts headquarters to that new country|goptax}}
 * 125) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561892|United Airlines reaccommodates Senate deadline to explain passenger dragging incident||over}}{{miss}}{{corp}}
 * 126) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561961|"What happens if the President doesn't matter?" In the current White House, lots of fussing, crying, tweeting, and bombing of random countries||oped}}{{petu}}{{gopgov}}
 * 127) {{drumpfft|4/22/2017|9562207|"The firing of Bill O'Reilly was a modern-day lynching"||xop}}{{billo}}
 * 128) {{drumpfft|4/22/2017|9562314|Turns out Trump was right about some protestors being paid. Only problem is, the paid protestors they could find were being paid by Republicans. (sad trombone)||proj}}{{astro}}
 * 129) {{drumpfft|4/22/2017|9562466|The CIA liaison to the White House was fired for doing his job well||drip}}{{oc1.0}}
 * 130) {{drumpfft|4/22/2017|9562552|The day before the March for Science, Trump fired the surgeon general||stigg}}{{nra}}{{pubh}}
 * 131) {{drumpfft|4/22/2017|9562854|And the President's latest Twitter tirade is about...*spins wheel*...whether the Patriots like Obama more than him||petu}}
 * 132) {{drumpfft|4/22/2017|9562648|Trump demotes career State Department official after Breitbart questions her loyalty. That her last name is Nowrouzzadeh probably had nothing to do with it||nazi}}{{crony}}
 * 133) {{drumpfft|4/22/2017|9562768|A look at the travel cost of Trump's 100 days ... 25 of which were spent in Mar-a-Lago||white}}
 * 134) {{drumpfft|4/22/2017|9562662|Trump to hold rally on night of correspondents dinner because that'll make Trump feel better and then nobody will watch it on TV mainly because it's not broadcast. That'll fix 'em||cow}}{{astro}}
 * 135) {{drumpfft|4/22/2017|9562652|Carter Page insists he's only named like the antagonist in a bad political thriller||norm}}
 * 136) {{drumpfft|4/22/2017|9562804|Trump: "Congratulations. Tremendous." Every US Veteran: *facepalm*|Sgt. 1st Class Alvaro Barrientos was wounded in Afghanistan|prez}}
 * 137) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9562895|They say Melania is frosty with Ivanka. Well, nobody likes romantic competition from an old flame||fbs}}{{mans}}
 * 138) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9562986|Trump's Earth Day message is that a weakened EPA will actually strengthen and enhance environmental protection||orwell}}
 * 139) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9563049|Meanwhile down under, British immigrants are upset the new Oz crackdowns are "tarring them with the same brush" as those who aren't "from a Christian background;" complain they never thought the dingoes would eat *their* faces||imm}}{{oz}}
 * 140) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9563181|An overwhelming 96% of Trump voters say they have no regrets||poll}}
 * 141) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9563159|Who could ever have imagined brain surgeon Ben Carson would be terrible at housing and urban development and no one would listen to his message of utter nonsense?||dk}}{{gmu}}
 * 142) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9563075|Heirs James and Lachlan Murdoch are shaking things up at Fox, making it a place where blonde women can say bad things about brown-skinned people without fear of sexual harassment||cya}}
 * 143) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9563227|Trump: People in real estate work hard, and so should be given massive tax cuts. Especially if their last name rhymes with "Frump"||confl}}{{taxr}}
 * 144) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9563384|Trump 3 months ago: Oh, the first 100 days I'll get so much done you just won't believe it. There'll be so much winning. Trump now: The first 100 days? Really kind of meaningless when you think about it||aspd}}
 * 145) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9563370|Trump: Someday, at a later date, not today but in the future, possibly the near future but maybe a little further, we can't know for sure, Mexico will pay--possibly with money but perhaps something else like wampum or donkeys or mohair--for the wall||wall}}{{weak}}
 * 146) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9563474|Trump's Homeland Security director John Kelly admits he doesn't have a clue how to stop domestic terrorists||wall}}
 * 147) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564252|Totally not racist, and most assuredly not speaking from his rectum Attorney Jefferson Davis Beauregard III says the wall can be paid for if the Treasury cracks down on improper EITC payments since they are going to "mostly Mexicans"||wall}}{{lie}}
 * 148) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564557|Trump budget chief: Don't worry about the millions of poors who will lose healthcare after the ACA is repealed, our glorious border wall will protect them. Wait, what?||ult}}{{care}}{{lie}}
 * 149) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9564898|All and all, Trump won't insist on the wall||wall}}
 * 150) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565680|Trump who earlier told reporters that he might be willing to wait on The Wall now claims that any story about his willingness to wait on The Wall is FAKE NEWS||wall}}
 * 151) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9566111|Sean Spicer has completed his transformation into the new Baghdad Bob||wall}}{{fud}}
 * 152) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9566079|Fox News headline: "Why are Dems happy when Trump drops unpopular positions?"||jaq}}{{wall}}
 * 153) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9563518|Comey tried his best, but her emails||bbb}}{{2016}}
 * 154) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9563571|AP releases transcript of their latest Trump interview. Come for the early onset Alzheimer's, stay for the early onset Alzheimer's. While we're on the topic, did you hear the AP released the transcript of their latest Trump interview?||unst}}
 * 155) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9563873|Trump may not have accomplished anything during his first 100 days but he has done something no other President can claim: give Americans the impression that any ole lunatic can do the job||oped}}{{dk}}
 * 156) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564184|Trump confirms that he won't be firing the Spiceweasel any time soon thanks to all the people who watch to see what stupid thing he'll say next||trainw}}
 * 157) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9563942|Nate Silver says the media is responsible for Hillary Clinton's loss||bbb}}{{defopp}}{{2016}}{{rsch}}
 * 158) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564040|About two-thirds of Americans think that the Democrats are out of touch with the country, a little more than what people think of the Republicans with the same statement||poll}}
 * 159) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564504|Five lies the March for Science refused to spread|"If [the left's] priority truly is science, and not pushing a particular political doctrine, then they should have no problem acknowledging the following scientific facts, which are a frequent cause of panic, outrage, and denialism on the left: there are only two genders; race is not a social construct; green energy is inefficient; inequality is not (predominantly) socially constructed; men and women are born different|antisci}}{{lgbtq}}{{clean}}{{got}}{{msgy}}
 * 160) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564373|That list of things he promised to get done in his first hundred days? Overzealous campaign staffer||gopgov}}{{ozstaff}}
 * 161) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564437|If the Presidential Election were held today, Hillary would still lose||poll}}{{bbb}}{{cherry}}
 * 162) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564313|Why is Ivanka needing to hold Donnie's hand when he calls the space station? Dementia or afraid he is going to sexually harass a lady astronaut?||weak}}
 * 163) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564623|Don't look now, but the US embassy in the UK is promoting Mar-a-Lago as the "Winter White House." I love the smell of emoluments in the morning||grift}}{{uk}}
 * 164) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564481|Your Presidential quote of the day: "I gave Face the Nation highest ratings since the World Trade Center came down"||meglo}}
 * 165) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564585|Trump wants the U.N. to issue new sanctions on DPRK. Entire U.N. sure to be at their most helpful to the POTUS who calls them an "underperformer" and wants to rip away their critical funding||sanc}}
 * 166) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564706|Trump uses Melania's speechwriter Never Again becomes Oops I did it again||shoah}}{{plagia}}
 * 167) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564707|Matt Bevin (R-ewards Program) wants to combine the worst parts of loyalty cards, healthcare, and the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice. Paul Ryan and Donald Trump both seen making notes|Bevin's Medicaid reform would cut benefits, charge low-income recipients monthly premiums and co-payments for services while making them jump through hoops to earn health coverage points; failure to pay premiums or "inappropriate" use of emergency rooms would result in loss of "points" or services|care}}{{wager}}{{goppol}}{{goalp}}
 * 168) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564045|Trump is antagonizing Iran, which is always a good idea||irn}}
 * 169) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564678|Entire senate called to White House for briefing on NOKO, oh no|technically a Senate briefing called by Majority Leader, McConnell|trip}}{{brief}}
 * 170) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565285|Senators: Yeah, Donnie, we're not gonna be part of some photo-op to make it seem like you actually accomplished something in your first 100 days|the auditorium in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building was converted into a temporary SCIF (sensitive compartmented information facility) for full Senate briefing on North Korea, 4/24/2017|nekkid}}
 * 171) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564292|The Guy who convinced George W. Bush to invade Iraq is "optimistic" about Trump and his foreign policy. Sweet Dreams||gopfp}}{{neocon}}
 * 172) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564285|Ivanka's clothing manufacturer: Discount retailers, we heard you don't want any more Ivanka products. That's ok. We have this new designer, her name is Adrienne Vittadini. No, we totally didn't relabel Ivanka's clothing line. Why do you ask?|G-III accepts responsibility for resolving this issue, which occurred without the knowledge or consent of the Ivanka Trump organisation|veruca}}
 * 173) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564653|And here I thought the causes of poverty included stagnant wages, increased prices, limited advancement opportunities, and corporate greed. Thanks, Mayor Taylor, for setting me straight||47pc}}{{gmu}}
 * 174) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564055|Alexander Dugin, the Steve Bannon of Russia, says Trump has betrayed Putin and the alt-right with his actions on Syria. But Bannon's still cool and wait is this a conflict of interest?||norm}}
 * 175) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565667|Daily Beast investigates "Red Pill", a subreddit dedicated to MRAs who blame feminism for all of their self-inflicted problems, and discovers that it was created by New Hampshire congressman Robert Fisher||msgy}}{{cyber}}
 * 176) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9564950|Trump's considering expanding drilling to national monuments. There's supposed to be a real gusher under the Lincoln Memorial||stigg}}{{oil}}{{park}}{{land}}
 * 177) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565379|College students "scare away" Donald Trump's counterterrorism advisor by asking questions. Sad||nazi}}{{xop}}{{gmu}}
 * 178) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565425|For Matt Drudge, Hell is a world where Rachel Maddow has top ratings|"Macron. Flying cars. Maddow #1 in TV news. Welcome to hell."|xop}}{{maddow}}
 * 179) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565640|Donald Trump: "I'm going to have dinner with SCOTUS." SCOTUS: "You never formally invited us to have dinner with you, what gives?" Donald Trump: "I have to be at the Mar-a-Lago golf course in 26 minutes"||scotus}}
 * 180) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565545|Is the Senate dragging its feet investigating Russia and the election?||ussr16}}{{cult}}{{vlad}}{{drag}}
 * 181) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565294|Trump wants to balloon the national debt, and the Republicans will not only rubber stamp it, they'll blame it on the Democrats...who have no actual power to do or prevent any of this shiat||debt}}{{gopmp}}
 * 182) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565690|Illegal border crossings are down 90% since Trump took office. It would be better but no one is even trying to prevent those 10% from fleeing to Canada||wall}}{{cult}}
 * 183) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565700|100 days of gibberish - Trump has weaponised nonsense. Beware the power of the bullshiat pulpit||oped}}
 * 184) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565524|Germany: Why is our leader meeting with the mistress of some NYC flim flam artist?|Merkel invited Ivanka to the Women20 summit, an international event that aims to "promote women's economic empowerment"|nep}}
 * 185) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565923|Just like they did with Iraq, the American media is getting everyone ready and comfortable with the idea of war with North Korea||drum}}
 * 186) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565209|Diehard O'Reilly fans boycotting Fox for firing O'Reilly. They would run out and protest but most of them aren't allowed out of the care home||boyc}}{{fool}}{{billo}}
 * 187) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565468|Jim Bakker says the Muslims are going to take over, and the only way to be safe is to buy his food buckets||shill}}{{xop}}
 * 188) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565498|Almost 100 days into his presidency, we still don't have a really good idea of how to define "Trumpism." Actually, subby has a really good idea of how to define it, but the Fark filters won't let me use most of those words in my headline||oped}}{{legcy}}
 * 189) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9566002|For some reason, the White House isn't cooperating with the Flynn investigation and is refusing to hand over requested documents||flynn}}{{ussrb}}
 * 190) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565855|This is why we need an independent counsel: Even on the rare occasions that a Congressional Republican actually tries to do his Job and investigate Trump's ties to Russia, the White House just tells them to pound sand|"It is unclear how such documents would be relevant to the stated purpose of the committee's review, which according to your letter is to examine Lt. Gen. Flynn's disclosure of payments related to activities that occurred in 2015 and 2016, prior to his service in the White House," Legislative affairs director Marc Short's April 19 letter sent to House Oversight Committee leaders|tric}}{{hide}}{{ussrb}}{{flynn}}
 * 191) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565984|No, it's not just your imagination, they really are fascists-in-waiting: according to a new ^0 Minutes polls, 36% of Republicans say that freedom of the Press "does more harm than good"|Vanity Fair/60 Minutes poll|poll}}{{libmsm}}
 * 192) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9566073|How far off the map is the NRA? Even 67% of gun owners think the NRA has "been overtaken by lobbyists"||nra}}{{lobby}}{{shill}}
 * 193) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565373|The media bubble is real and terrifying||libmsm}}{{xop}}{{pearl}}
 * 194) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565922|Scheduled Minuteman III launch ahead of "ridiculous" 100 day mark that Trump doesn't care about. Spicer said to be updating bullet points of accomplishments|Contextual link provided by Farker|prop}}{{drum}}{{dick}}
 * 195) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565352|Jake Tapper points out Donald Trump is "cramming like a college kid" in order to show he learned something in his first 100 days||emb}}{{fail}}
 * 196) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565796|What if Hillary owned Mar-a-Lago?||bbb}}{{oped}}{{ethic}}{{grift}}
 * 197) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565730|President Trump made history with his election. He's been the only President to win without carrying his home state||late}}
 * 198) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565965|Conservative and Alt-right media figures say they were disappointed with their private lunch with President Trump, in no small part because he COMPLETELY failed to strangle a "liberal" with his bare hands, rip out his liver and eat in front of them||trip}}{{meglo}}
 * 199) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9566007|For some reason Russian hackers are targetting French presidential candidate Macron and NOT Putin's lapdog Le Pen||fra}}{{elec}}{{ussrh}}{{coin}}
 * 200) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9566355|Taking a gun to a protest and posting a promise on Facebook to crack some liberal skulls won't end well when you actually shoot someone||vio}}{{nazi}}
 * 201) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9566494|After getting burned by the internet for the past day, flailing Virginia Gubernatorial candidate Corey Stewart does the only thing he can -- reach for a gas can|"Liberals & snowflakes by your standard, you're not a Virginian unless you were born in Virginia? Is that how you feel about Americans, too?" (Contextual link provided by Farker)|nazi}}{{add}}{{dig}}
 * 202) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9563384|Trump 3 months ago: Oh, the first 100 days I'll get so much done you just won't believe it. There'll be so much winning. Trump now: The first 100 days? Really kind of meaningless when you think about it||aspd}}
 * 203) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564481|Your Presidential quote of the day: "I gave Face the Nation highest ratings since the World Trade Center came down"||meglo}}{{libmsm}}
 * 204) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9563571|AP releases transcript of their latest Trump interview. Come for the early onset Alzheimer's, stay for the early onset Alzheimer's. While we're on the topic, did you hear the AP released the transcript of their latest Trump interview?||unst}}
 * 205) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9566459|God help us all if this is an exercise to prepare Trump for the real thing||meglo}}
 * 206) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9566458|Trump to sign EO Wednesday that is basically a gigantic FARK YOU to millions of acres of national land under Federal protection since 1996||xo}}{{stigg}}{{env}}{{oil}}{{corp}}{{dildo}}{{dixie}}
 * 207) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9566830|Senator Mike Enzi says men who walk into bars wearing tutus "are asking for it"|during a visit to Greybull High School and Middle School, Greybull, Wyoming|lgbtq}}{{nazi}}{{vio}}
 * 208) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9566752|Republican lawmakers fight to preserve Obamacare pre-existing condition protections...for themselves. You? Enjoy your complimentary Ziploc coffin|the latest attempt to repeal the ACA contains a provision that exempts members of Congress and their staff from it|care}}{{got}}{{iokiyar}}
 * 209) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9566796|Trump again vows to take the court to court|US District Judge William Orrick III blocked Trump's executive order withholding federal funds from sanctuary cities|suit}}{{nazi}}{{goppol}}
 * 210) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9566853|Sean Hannity slams what he says is "media fascism" trying to silence Conservative voices||proj}}{{nazi}}
 * 211) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9566665|Trump's plan for tax reform may kill the idea before it even gets started. *high five*||taxr}}{{goptax}}{{trkl}}
 * 212) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567489|Behold: The Trump Tax Plan in its entirety||taxr}}{{goptax}}{{illit}}
 * 213) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567612|Wall Street makes a collective wanking motion after Trump announces his tax plan, "This was about ticking a box ahead of the first 100 days"||taxr}}{{goptax}}{{mkt}}
 * 214) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567168|Ivanka Trump is starting her own foundation and is now accepting Czechs||nep}}{{confl}}{{iokiyar}}
 * 215) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567286|Spicer: Trump has rebuilt America's global standing. No, I'm serious, stop laughing, I'll run you over with my podium if you don't quit it||oped}}{{end}}
 * 216) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567301|Not content with starting a trade war with Canada, Trump doubles down and appears to be working on an Executive Order to withdraw the US from NAFTA. Of course, since Congress has final say on trade agreements, the EO is really just for show||xo}}{{nafta}}{{goptrd}}
 * 217) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567348|On the shutdown negotiations, McConnell sternly warns Democrats once again. that they had better not try to pull the EXACT same stunts he did for the last 8 years||shut}}{{stigg}}{{gopgov}}
 * 218) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567298|House GOP swears that an Obamacare repeal deal is "near". Whoa, hey guys, no need to be racist||care}}{{stigg}}
 * 219) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567591|R.I.P. Net Neutrality: born February 26, 2015, deceased May 18, 2017||netn}}{{stigg}}
 * 220) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567494|Ted Cruz wants the US to use the $14 billion seized from El Chapo to pay for Trump's wall. That's... that might actually work||wall}}
 * 221) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567538|Trump administration member Sebastian Gorka's political science degree is an Alt.PhD|Gorka's PhD dissertation: "Content and End-State-based Alteration in the Practice of Political Violence since the End of the Cold War: the difference between the terrorism of the Cold War and the terrorism of al Qaeda: the rise of the ?transcendental terrorist"" from Corvinus University of Budapest|nazi}}{{lie}}
 * 222) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567519|Suspended Alabama Supreme Court justice to take his commandments to Washington|Moore is running for Session's old seat|run}}{{nazi}}
 * 223) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567402|Well that escalated quickly||nep}}{{msgy}}{{dbag}}
 * 224) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567665|Senior administration official tells press that President Trump has determined a course of action for North Korea and that military preparations are underway||esca}}
 * 225) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567141|U.S. Navy destroyer has run-in with Iranian attack boat, raising the number of countries we risk stumbling into war with to ... uh, Christ, I don't have enough fingers|Iranian ship did not come closer than 1,000 yards to the USS Mahan and no warning shots were fired|prop}}{{boo}}
 * 226) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9567751|RNC Chair: GOP base will limp away in midterms elections if The Wall isn't erect|Ronna Romney McDaniel: "They're gonna lose the trust of our base if we don't keep our promises, our base is gonna walk away"|wall}}{{empty}}{{2018e}}
 * 227) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9567796|South Carolina candidate for Congress: 'Well, if'n those Politically Correct pussies are gonna get rid of our monuments to the glorious Confederacy, how 'bout we get rid of some of them slavery memorials?' That's a bold strategy, Cotton||confed}}
 * 228) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9567798|Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin (R):"The president has given more financial disclosure than anybody else. I think the American population has plenty of information on his taxes"||djttax}}{{lie}}{{taxr}}
 * 229) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568137|Legislature considering bill to add work requirement for Medicaid recipients, because if you're poor, disabled, or elderly, be thankful we're not making you pee in a cup for healthcare|within the larger Statewide Medicaid Managed Care Program (HB 7117)|care}}{{goalp}}
 * 230) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568042|Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Gozer the Traveler, Volguus Zildrohar the TRAVELER has come. Well, either that, or someone dropped a wee too much LSD before doing their radio show this morning. Take your pick|webcaster infromed his viewers that Christians will be tricked into welcoming ?extra-dimensional beings; cloudeaters to return|ufo}}{{xop}}
 * 231) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568287|The US decides that maybe installing an anti-missile system in South Korea might be a good idea||esca}}{{sk}}{{drum}}
 * 232) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568363|Jared Kushner built a real estate empire with help from a rich Israeli family, some bribes, and a few other conflicts of interest||1pc}}{{confl}}{{ussrb}}
 * 233) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568259|Kellyanne Conway's first 100 days of alternative facts||prop}}{{norm}}
 * 234) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568798|"The wreckage that you see every day as you tour [the Midwest] is the utterly predictable fruit of the Democratic party's neoliberal turn"||oped}}{{fool}}{{2018s}}{{usmfg}}
 * 235) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568554|"Why hire people if you're just going to fire them anyway?"||gopgov}}{{xfed}}{{stigg}}
 * 236) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568812|Trump's lawyers claim their client can't be held responsible for his actions in court because he's broken too many laws||suit}}
 * 237) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568969|President Trump's twitter tirades create and secure jobs...for Secret Service agents having to investigate the flood of tweeted threats from Americans he gets in response||unst}}{{white}}
 * 238) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568978|Trump's White House knows exactly who is to blame for the whole Michael Flynn debacle, Obama, of course||icdir704}}{{fart}}
 * 239) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568981|LePen departed from the National Front just before the European Parliament accused them of fraud. Quelle surprise||fra}}{{elec}}{{nazi}}
 * 240) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9569128|Turns out Trump's tax plan consists mainly of stigginit to states like California|proposes to end state and local tax deduction|leop}}{{taxr}}{{stigg}}
 * 1) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557345|GOP Lawmakers to FCC Chair: Look, kid, we love your ideas and like your moxie, but you're gonna have to make it a LITTLE less obvious, the FCC is now a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Telcos, a little lube goes a long way, we're just sayin'|requested a ?reasonable transition period? to "enable service providers to adapt and remain viable in more markets than will occur in the event of a flash cut to new policies"|cyber}}{{gopreg}}
 * 2) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557635|Come for the upcoming incompetence crisis, stay for the writer's break down|as of April 7, 2017, only 22 of 553 positions requiring Senate confirmation have been filled|fukup}}{{grover}}
 * 3) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557619|Free market and physics be damned, Trump administration will find some way to shove coal down America's throat|Perry ordered a review (PDF) of electricity markets and reliability, claiming that "certain policies" have hindered the development and use of baseload energy sources like coal|{{gopreg}}{{oil}}
 * 4) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557761|The Supreme Court is scheduled to rule on the contentious case of Fark You v. Pay Me. I think we all know how this one plays out|Lawyers for Kokesh say his payment should be reduced because the SEC did not bring charges against him until 2009; SEC argues the time limit doesn't apply (Kokesh v. SEC whether the five-year statute of limitations in 28 U.S.C. § 2462 applies to claims for "disgorgement" where the court can order wrongdoers to pay back illegal profits to prevent unjust enrichment as a legal remedy--not a punishment)|got}}
 * 5) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9559197|If North Korea tests us our armada will attack Australia.... -Mike Pence||gopfp}}{{weak}}
 * 6) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9559131|'Trump must hang Fresno State University lecturer on leave.' Wait, make that 'Trump must hang' Fresno State University lecturer on leave. Either way, we're gonna have a lot of fun, huh?|Well, is he wrong? Or do traitors get to choose the method?|trait}}
 * 7) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9559230|Separation of church and state was not intended to treat religious institutions "worse" than others. They just want to be treated the same, getting the same aid while paying nothing in taxes|Trinity Lutheran Church of Columbia v. Comer|scotus}}{{ch_st}}{{xop}}
 * 8) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9559398|And that sound you are hearing is the flood of your tax dollars that will be soon going to churches||spec}}{{scotus}}{{ch_st}}{{xop}}
 * 9) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9559212|After being fired from Fox News due to allegations of sexual harrassment, Bill O'Reilly decides to head to Vatican City and grab the Pope||pope}}
 * 10) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9558521|In 2005 at the height of the second Iraq War, Baba Yaga called war-supporting Democrats traitors. in 2017, she gleefully says war is "like crack" to Donald Trump. Anything to harvest the souls of the innocent||byaga}}{{vio}}{{iokiyar}}
 * 11) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9558892|Stop me if you've heard this one before. So a Trump cabinet secretary and a Russian billionaire walk into a business deal together||vlad}}
 * 12) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9559052|Not that we need any more proof, but Casey Affleck is a political dumbass||fool}}
 * 13) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9559189|So what happens when you go undercover with Neo-Nazis marching in Berkeley? Oh dear. FARK: And the police shrug||astro}}
 * 14) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9562965|Saying Ann Coulter shouldn't be allowed to speak is "a sign of intellectual weakness," says intellectually weak Bernie Sanders||1st}}{{byaga}}
 * 15) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567411|Ann Coulter: It's a sad day for free speech when I don't get paid for it||aw}}
 * 16) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9567947|Hey Berkeley, when the ACLU sides with Ann Coulter over you, maybe you should take a step back and reconsider what you really stand for||1st}}
 * 17) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9559370|Spicer goes full-Clinton. You never go full-Clinton||orwell}}{{maddow}}
 * 18) {{drumpfft|4/19/2017|9559533|USA Today: Poor, struggling young DREAMer who just wanted to go out on a date with his girlfriend is deported. Reality: 23-year-old apprehended by Border Patrol after illegally entering U.S. by climbing over border fence is deported|Juan Manuel Montes Bojorquez renewed his status, DHS checked, found that they erred, still deported him |deport}}
 * 19) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9559736|Half a league onward, all in the Valley of Death rode the 300||deploy}}
 * 20) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560245|A nation asks: "What the hell is going on with Bernie Sanders?"||oped}}
 * 21) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560320|Woman who was married by her mother, at age 14, against her will, to a 24-year old registered sex offender she'd only met the day before her wedding, thinks maybe that shouldn't be legal any more in Texas|Trevicia Williams, who now has her doctorate, working with Tahirih Justice Center, state Rep. Thompson (D, TX, 141st) and state Sen. Taylor (R, TX, 8th) to change current law: §2.102 §2.101, 2.103, have proposed this bill: SB 1705|women}}{{marri}}
 * 22) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560480|Donald Trump's Bible study group|Ralph Drollinger, an evangelical Christian, conducts the "Capitol Ministries Cabinet Bible study"|gmu}}{{ch_st}}
 * 23) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560493|Hillary's former campaign inner circle are assembling a circular firing squad after campaign secrets got out|book "Shattered" by Jonathan Allen, Washington bureau chief for Bloomberg News and Amie Parnes, White House correspondent for The Hill|prop}}{{shill}}
 * 24) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561959|The Clintons have long memories. And spreadsheets with loyalty scores||prop}}{{bbb}}{{shill}}
 * 25) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565674|New book says that behind closed doors, the Clinton campaign was as bad as the Trump campaign in the open||prop}}{{bbb}}{{shill}}
 * 26) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568472|This is fine||prop}}{{shill}}
 * 27) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560585|In today's edition of "What Country will President Trump Insult and Offend Today" the wheel of countries lands on Canada||eh}}{{weak}}
 * 28) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560131|Suspected Russian collaborator Roger Stone shows us his Richard Nixon bong, personal glamour shots, and Christmas tree to celebrate 4/20. Classic Roger||norm}}{{mj}}
 * 29) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560614|Trump's Inaugural Committee paperwork received large donations from non-existent addresses. Feel ambitious?|"Isabel T. John", line #616 on Christina Wilkie speadsheet of Trump 2017 Inauguration Contributions|campfin}}
 * 30) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560203|Caribou Barbie with real life foot in mouth action attacks Elizabeth Warren claiming that "Fight Like a Girl" is her catch phrase||aw}}{{coopt}}
 * 31) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560592|Clarence Thomas was the only Justice to vote in favor of letting cops keep the money they took from people as restitution for crime even after a court found those people not guilty|Nelson v. Colorado 15-1256|scotus}}
 * 32) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560568|Failed Keebler Gnome Jeff Sessions demonstrates that he doesn't know how judicial review works or the name of Hawaii|"I really am amazed that a judge sitting on an island in the Pacific can issue an order that stops the president of the United States from what appears to be clearly his statutory and constitutional power"|mban}}{{dk}}
 * 33) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9563331|Sessions complains that no one gets conservative "humor"||dbag}}
 * 34) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560518|One of Trump's most trusted sources now says that his weed is too strong and it's George Soros' fault||ufo}}
 * 35) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560404|Trump to nominate former Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown as ambassador to Middle-Earth||nom}}{{nz}}
 * 36) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560756|Sarah Palin isn't saying it was harassment that caused her to leave Fox, but it was harassment that caused her to leave Fox. Well actually her not willing to be subjected to harassment, totes the reason, but she ain't a victim that stuck around for $||aw}}
 * 37) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560669|Trump's Treasury Secretary: The tax cuts we plan to offer to businesses will pay for themselves: Why are you laughing, I'm being serious, seriously||taxc}}{{trkl}}
 * 38) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560441|Dear World, If you would like the United States to bomb and invade a country, just produce some stories about babies being thrown from incubators. Republicans eat this stuff up as justification for war. Love, UN Ambassador Nikki Haley||gopfp}}
 * 39) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560624|FCC continues its all-out assault on anything that even smells like consumer protection|Ending broadband price caps|corp}}{{fedreg}}
 * 40) {{drumpfft|4/20/2017|9560537|Here's a full list of the accomplishments of Ajit Pai's FCC in only 90 days||fedreg}}{{netn}}
 * 41) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9560866|Iran keeps one of its nuclear weapons under wraps|ex-President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has been barred from running in presidential election|irn}}{{elec}}
 * 42) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561798|"Please, God, stop Chelsea Clinton from whatever she is doing"||proj}}{{bbb}}
 * 43) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9560864|White supremacists have taken over Uncle Sam imagery for their nefarious ends||nazi}}{{xop}}
 * 44) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9560874|Fox News fired Bill O'Reilly because it wants to fill the network with "pro-gay closet Nazis"||disc}}
 * 45) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9560927|Politifact rates the New York Times' tweet comparing the two photos of the Patriots visiting the White House as "Mostly False"||dbunk}}
 * 46) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9560924|Trump: "Luciano Pavarotti's a friend of mine, great friend of mine". Fark; Pavarotti died in 2007||25th}}
 * 47) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9560890|Trump's critics are playing right into his tiny hands||bsabsvr}}{{sat}}{{pearl}}
 * 48) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9560922|Alabama: Mr. Roy Moore, your behavior was so egregious we're upholding your lifetime ban from being a lawyer. Moore: 'ok fine, then I'll run for governor, then I won't have to follow your silly laws anymore'||nazi}}
 * 49) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561130|Trump lawyers argue that protesting violates Donald Trump's First Amendment right not to hear dissenting views, citing 5 USC § 6103 establishing today as Opposite Day||snow}}{{xop}}
 * 50) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561258|Just how little has this Congress achieved in its first 100 days? We do the math||gopgov}}
 * 51) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561286|Sarah Palin says Jesus wasn't available so Trump had to invite Ted Nugent and Kid Rock; ergo, Palin equates two of the worst things in music to the alleged Lord and Savior of Christianity||gmu}}{{aw}}
 * 52) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561293|Georgia is trying to prevent newly registered voters from taking part in the 6th Congressional District runoff election because fark you|Lawyers? Committee for Civil Rights Under Law arguing that the state is violating the National Voter Registration Act; Georgia contends runoff is a continuation of the special election this week don?t have to allow newly registered voters to participate|voter}}{{votes}}
 * 53) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561305|Trump done just blowed up this here conservative media I tell you what||oped}}
 * 54) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561536|Worried that Trump, Sessions, and Spicer are getting too much attention for their stupidity, Keith Ellison steps up for the Democrats|"Barack Obama could have been a better party leader, and I think the fact that he wasn?t put his legacy in jeopardy"|nekkid}}
 * 55) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561672|I know liberals want to think of Trump as a do-nothing President, but while he hasn't done much to secure his own legacy, he has done plenty to undo President Obama's legacy||stigg}}{{gopgov}}
 * 56) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561736|Oh, dear, he really was trying to be funny||norm}}
 * 57) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561661|Bipartisan talks to avoid unnecessary government shutdown were going fairly well until Trump came in with demands for at least one win in his first 100 days, farking everything up bigly||shut}}{{petu}}
 * 58) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561891|New poster boy for the Democrats couldn't even find the time to vote in the 2012 presidential election because he was studying broads over in Europe||bsabsvr}}{{taf}}{{pearl}}
 * 59) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561621|Coincidentally, the Medical device maker that Health & Human Services secretary invested in (and has yet to divest from) stands to benefit greatly from a new Medicare payment proposal issued by his department|Price owns shares in Zimmer Biomet Holdings Inc., which make parts for ankle replacement surgeries, on average 60% increase from Medicare under new proposal|confl}}
 * 60) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561559|Missouri Senator Roy Blunt (R-eefer) got baked so hard on 4/20 he a.) spent $25 on one order at Taco Bell; b.) made a bong out of his empty Just for Men tube; or c.) thought Scott Pruitt would "Look for environmental problems and solve them"|Pruitt: "The EPA is no longer going to be an agency that tries to engage in power over water decisions at the state level"|env}}{{coal}}{{fedreg}}
 * 61) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561970|Trump succeeds where Obama fails. Thanks Obama|Aya Hijazi, a US citizen, and her Egyptian husband Mohamed Hassanein were founders of Belady, organization that homeless children in Cairo; they were freed after 2 years in detention accused of sexual abuse and trafficking|prop}}
 * 62) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561778|Putin now providing daily reminder to Trump of America's current status as "Russia's biatch"||ussrm}}
 * 63) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561803|Old white guy tweets a defense of Bill O'Reilly? You can't explain that|"Hot Choclare[sic] used to be a compliment on your looks today it is called sexual harassment"; ?If women are going to wear low cut dresses that show cleavage don?t be harassed when we men look"|msgy}}{{sombfa}}{{billo}}
 * 64) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561805|NC Republicans: "Voter fraud runs rampant in North Carolina." Auditors seen doing some sort of hand jerking motion||avotef}}{{lao}}
 * 65) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9562068|Joe Scaroborough back on the Palin train||bless}}{{aw}}
 * 66) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561759|For some reason, scientists usually donate to Democrats rather than Republicans. I wonder why that could be||edu}}
 * 67) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561894|Not having accomplished anything of note during his first 100 days, Trump decides to tear down what minimal reform Obama achieved via Dodd-Frank, because Fark you, that's why||xo}}{{ddfrnk}}{{fedreg}}{{taxr}}
 * 68) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9562046|You mean like how you asked for your listeners to be respectful and understanding of the Sandy Hook victims?||xop}}{{snow}}{{hypo}}
 * 69) {{drumpfft|4/22/2017|9562323|Trump tells Dreamers to relax, he's not after them. Sure, there are stories about Dreamers being deported but that's probably fake news. Why would anyone Hispanic worry about my policies?||deport}}{{imm}}{{believe}}
 * 70) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561930|Taxes are going up||goptax}}
 * 71) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561757|Guess the source: "News channels are always counting down to something. I can't quite agree ... about what's considered a clock-worthy 'event'... That makes it harder for us to think about what's going on in the world." Wait, Sen Tom Cotton?||apol}}
 * 72) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9562070|Caitlyn Jenner finally figures out that Donald Trump is not a friend of the LGBTQ community||leop}}
 * 73) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561903|Trump poised to roll back a sweeping crackdown on corporate tax avoidance, because how else will corporations legally stash away trillions overseas?|tax inversion is when one company buys or merges with another company located in a country with lower tax rates, then shifts headquarters to that new country|goptax}}
 * 74) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561892|United Airlines reaccommodates Senate deadline to explain passenger dragging incident||over}}{{miss}}{{corp}}
 * 75) {{drumpfft|4/21/2017|9561961|"What happens if the President doesn't matter?" In the current White House, lots of fussing, crying, tweeting, and bombing of random countries||oped}}{{petu}}{{gopgov}}
 * 76) {{drumpfft|4/22/2017|9562207|"The firing of Bill O'Reilly was a modern-day lynching"||xop}}{{billo}}
 * 77) {{drumpfft|4/22/2017|9562314|Turns out Trump was right about some protestors being paid. Only problem is, the paid protestors they could find were being paid by Republicans. (sad trombone)||proj}}{{astro}}
 * 78) {{drumpfft|4/22/2017|9562466|The CIA liaison to the White House was fired for doing his job well||drip}}{{oc1.0}}
 * 79) {{drumpfft|4/22/2017|9562552|The day before the March for Science, Trump fired the surgeon general||stigg}}{{nra}}{{pubh}}
 * 80) {{drumpfft|4/22/2017|9562854|And the President's latest Twitter tirade is about...*spins wheel*...whether the Patriots like Obama more than him||petu}}
 * 81) {{drumpfft|4/22/2017|9562648|Trump demotes career State Department official after Breitbart questions her loyalty. That her last name is Nowrouzzadeh probably had nothing to do with it||nazi}}{{crony}}
 * 82) {{drumpfft|4/22/2017|9562768|A look at the travel cost of Trump's 100 days ... 25 of which were spent in Mar-a-Lago||white}}
 * 83) {{drumpfft|4/22/2017|9562662|Trump to hold rally on night of correspondents dinner because that'll make Trump feel better and then nobody will watch it on TV mainly because it's not broadcast. That'll fix 'em||cow}}{{astro}}
 * 84) {{drumpfft|4/22/2017|9562652|Carter Page insists he's only named like the antagonist in a bad political thriller||norm}}
 * 85) {{drumpfft|4/22/2017|9562804|Trump: "Congratulations. Tremendous." Every US Veteran: *facepalm*|Sgt. 1st Class Alvaro Barrientos was wounded in Afghanistan|prez}}
 * 86) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9562895|They say Melania is frosty with Ivanka. Well, nobody likes romantic competition from an old flame||fbs}}{{mans}}
 * 87) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9562986|Trump's Earth Day message is that a weakened EPA will actually strengthen and enhance environmental protection||orwell}}
 * 88) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9563049|Meanwhile down under, British immigrants are upset the new Oz crackdowns are "tarring them with the same brush" as those who aren't "from a Christian background;" complain they never thought the dingoes would eat *their* faces||imm}}{{oz}}
 * 89) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9563181|An overwhelming 96% of Trump voters say they have no regrets||poll}}
 * 90) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9563159|Who could ever have imagined brain surgeon Ben Carson would be terrible at housing and urban development and no one would listen to his message of utter nonsense?||dk}}{{gmu}}
 * 91) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9563075|Heirs James and Lachlan Murdoch are shaking things up at Fox, making it a place where blonde women can say bad things about brown-skinned people without fear of sexual harassment||cya}}
 * 92) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9563227|Trump: People in real estate work hard, and so should be given massive tax cuts. Especially if their last name rhymes with "Frump"||confl}}{{taxr}}
 * 93) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9563384|Trump 3 months ago: Oh, the first 100 days I'll get so much done you just won't believe it. There'll be so much winning. Trump now: The first 100 days? Really kind of meaningless when you think about it||aspd}}
 * 94) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9563370|Trump: Someday, at a later date, not today but in the future, possibly the near future but maybe a little further, we can't know for sure, Mexico will pay--possibly with money but perhaps something else like wampum or donkeys or mohair--for the wall||wall}}{{weak}}
 * 95) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9563474|Trump's Homeland Security director John Kelly admits he doesn't have a clue how to stop domestic terrorists||wall}}
 * 96) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564252|Totally not racist, and most assuredly not speaking from his rectum Attorney Jefferson Davis Beauregard III says the wall can be paid for if the Treasury cracks down on improper EITC payments since they are going to "mostly Mexicans"||wall}}{{lie}}
 * 97) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564557|Trump budget chief: Don't worry about the millions of poors who will lose healthcare after the ACA is repealed, our glorious border wall will protect them. Wait, what?||ult}}{{care}}{{lie}}
 * 98) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9564898|All and all, Trump won't insist on the wall||wall}}
 * 99) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565680|Trump who earlier told reporters that he might be willing to wait on The Wall now claims that any story about his willingness to wait on The Wall is FAKE NEWS||wall}}
 * 100) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9566111|Sean Spicer has completed his transformation into the new Baghdad Bob||wall}}{{fud}}
 * 101) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9566079|Fox News headline: "Why are Dems happy when Trump drops unpopular positions?"||jaq}}{{wall}}
 * 102) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9563518|Comey tried his best, but her emails||bbb}}{{2016}}
 * 103) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9563571|AP releases transcript of their latest Trump interview. Come for the early onset Alzheimer's, stay for the early onset Alzheimer's. While we're on the topic, did you hear the AP released the transcript of their latest Trump interview?||unst}}
 * 104) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9563873|Trump may not have accomplished anything during his first 100 days but he has done something no other President can claim: give Americans the impression that any ole lunatic can do the job||oped}}{{dk}}
 * 105) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564184|Trump confirms that he won't be firing the Spiceweasel any time soon thanks to all the people who watch to see what stupid thing he'll say next||trainw}}
 * 106) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9563942|Nate Silver says the media is responsible for Hillary Clinton's loss||bbb}}{{defopp}}{{2016}}{{rsch}}
 * 107) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564040|About two-thirds of Americans think that the Democrats are out of touch with the country, a little more than what people think of the Republicans with the same statement||poll}}
 * 108) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564504|Five lies the March for Science refused to spread|"If [the left's] priority truly is science, and not pushing a particular political doctrine, then they should have no problem acknowledging the following scientific facts, which are a frequent cause of panic, outrage, and denialism on the left: there are only two genders; race is not a social construct; green energy is inefficient; inequality is not (predominantly) socially constructed; men and women are born different|antisci}}{{lgbtq}}{{clean}}{{got}}{{msgy}}
 * 109) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564373|That list of things he promised to get done in his first hundred days? Overzealous campaign staffer||gopgov}}{{ozstaff}}
 * 110) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564437|If the Presidential Election were held today, Hillary would still lose||poll}}{{bbb}}{{cherry}}
 * 111) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564313|Why is Ivanka needing to hold Donnie's hand when he calls the space station? Dementia or afraid he is going to sexually harass a lady astronaut?||weak}}
 * 112) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564623|Don't look now, but the US embassy in the UK is promoting Mar-a-Lago as the "Winter White House." I love the smell of emoluments in the morning||grift}}{{uk}}
 * 113) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564481|Your Presidential quote of the day: "I gave Face the Nation highest ratings since the World Trade Center came down"||meglo}}
 * 114) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564585|Trump wants the U.N. to issue new sanctions on DPRK. Entire U.N. sure to be at their most helpful to the POTUS who calls them an "underperformer" and wants to rip away their critical funding||sanc}}
 * 115) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564706|Trump uses Melania's speechwriter Never Again becomes Oops I did it again||shoah}}{{plagia}}
 * 116) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564707|Matt Bevin (R-ewards Program) wants to combine the worst parts of loyalty cards, healthcare, and the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice. Paul Ryan and Donald Trump both seen making notes|Bevin's Medicaid reform would cut benefits, charge low-income recipients monthly premiums and co-payments for services while making them jump through hoops to earn health coverage points; failure to pay premiums or "inappropriate" use of emergency rooms would result in loss of "points" or services|care}}{{wager}}{{goppol}}{{goalp}}
 * 117) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564045|Trump is antagonizing Iran, which is always a good idea||irn}}
 * 118) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564678|Entire senate called to White House for briefing on NOKO, oh no|technically a Senate briefing called by Majority Leader, McConnell|trip}}{{brief}}
 * 119) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565285|Senators: Yeah, Donnie, we're not gonna be part of some photo-op to make it seem like you actually accomplished something in your first 100 days|the auditorium in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building was converted into a temporary SCIF (sensitive compartmented information facility) for full Senate briefing on North Korea, 4/24/2017|nekkid}}
 * 120) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564292|The Guy who convinced George W. Bush to invade Iraq is "optimistic" about Trump and his foreign policy. Sweet Dreams||gopfp}}{{neocon}}
 * 121) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564285|Ivanka's clothing manufacturer: Discount retailers, we heard you don't want any more Ivanka products. That's ok. We have this new designer, her name is Adrienne Vittadini. No, we totally didn't relabel Ivanka's clothing line. Why do you ask?|G-III accepts responsibility for resolving this issue, which occurred without the knowledge or consent of the Ivanka Trump organisation|veruca}}
 * 122) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564653|And here I thought the causes of poverty included stagnant wages, increased prices, limited advancement opportunities, and corporate greed. Thanks, Mayor Taylor, for setting me straight||47pc}}{{gmu}}
 * 123) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564055|Alexander Dugin, the Steve Bannon of Russia, says Trump has betrayed Putin and the alt-right with his actions on Syria. But Bannon's still cool and wait is this a conflict of interest?||norm}}
 * 124) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565667|Daily Beast investigates "Red Pill", a subreddit dedicated to MRAs who blame feminism for all of their self-inflicted problems, and discovers that it was created by New Hampshire congressman Robert Fisher||msgy}}{{cyber}}
 * 125) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9564950|Trump's considering expanding drilling to national monuments. There's supposed to be a real gusher under the Lincoln Memorial||stigg}}{{oil}}{{park}}{{land}}
 * 126) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565379|College students "scare away" Donald Trump's counterterrorism advisor by asking questions. Sad||nazi}}{{xop}}{{gmu}}
 * 127) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565425|For Matt Drudge, Hell is a world where Rachel Maddow has top ratings|"Macron. Flying cars. Maddow #1 in TV news. Welcome to hell."|xop}}{{maddow}}
 * 128) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565640|Donald Trump: "I'm going to have dinner with SCOTUS." SCOTUS: "You never formally invited us to have dinner with you, what gives?" Donald Trump: "I have to be at the Mar-a-Lago golf course in 26 minutes"||scotus}}
 * 129) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565545|Is the Senate dragging its feet investigating Russia and the election?||ussr16}}{{cult}}{{vlad}}{{drag}}
 * 130) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565294|Trump wants to balloon the national debt, and the Republicans will not only rubber stamp it, they'll blame it on the Democrats...who have no actual power to do or prevent any of this shiat||debt}}{{gopmp}}
 * 131) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565690|Illegal border crossings are down 90% since Trump took office. It would be better but no one is even trying to prevent those 10% from fleeing to Canada||wall}}{{cult}}
 * 132) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565700|100 days of gibberish - Trump has weaponised nonsense. Beware the power of the bullshiat pulpit||oped}}
 * 133) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565524|Germany: Why is our leader meeting with the mistress of some NYC flim flam artist?|Merkel invited Ivanka to the Women20 summit, an international event that aims to "promote women's economic empowerment"|nep}}
 * 134) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565923|Just like they did with Iraq, the American media is getting everyone ready and comfortable with the idea of war with North Korea||drum}}
 * 135) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565209|Diehard O'Reilly fans boycotting Fox for firing O'Reilly. They would run out and protest but most of them aren't allowed out of the care home||boyc}}{{fool}}{{billo}}
 * 136) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565468|Jim Bakker says the Muslims are going to take over, and the only way to be safe is to buy his food buckets||shill}}{{xop}}
 * 137) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565498|Almost 100 days into his presidency, we still don't have a really good idea of how to define "Trumpism." Actually, subby has a really good idea of how to define it, but the Fark filters won't let me use most of those words in my headline||oped}}{{legcy}}
 * 138) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9566002|For some reason, the White House isn't cooperating with the Flynn investigation and is refusing to hand over requested documents||flynn}}{{ussrb}}
 * 139) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565855|This is why we need an independent counsel: Even on the rare occasions that a Congressional Republican actually tries to do his Job and investigate Trump's ties to Russia, the White House just tells them to pound sand|"It is unclear how such documents would be relevant to the stated purpose of the committee's review, which according to your letter is to examine Lt. Gen. Flynn's disclosure of payments related to activities that occurred in 2015 and 2016, prior to his service in the White House," Legislative affairs director Marc Short's April 19 letter sent to House Oversight Committee leaders|tric}}{{hide}}{{ussrb}}{{flynn}}
 * 140) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565984|No, it's not just your imagination, they really are fascists-in-waiting: according to a new ^0 Minutes polls, 36% of Republicans say that freedom of the Press "does more harm than good"|Vanity Fair/60 Minutes poll|poll}}{{libmsm}}
 * 141) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9566073|How far off the map is the NRA? Even 67% of gun owners think the NRA has "been overtaken by lobbyists"||nra}}{{lobby}}{{shill}}
 * 142) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565373|The media bubble is real and terrifying||libmsm}}{{xop}}{{pearl}}
 * 143) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565922|Scheduled Minuteman III launch ahead of "ridiculous" 100 day mark that Trump doesn't care about. Spicer said to be updating bullet points of accomplishments|Contextual link provided by Farker|prop}}{{drum}}{{dick}}
 * 144) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565352|Jake Tapper points out Donald Trump is "cramming like a college kid" in order to show he learned something in his first 100 days||emb}}{{fail}}
 * 145) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565796|What if Hillary owned Mar-a-Lago?||bbb}}{{oped}}{{ethic}}{{grift}}
 * 146) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565730|President Trump made history with his election. He's been the only President to win without carrying his home state||late}}
 * 147) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9565965|Conservative and Alt-right media figures say they were disappointed with their private lunch with President Trump, in no small part because he COMPLETELY failed to strangle a "liberal" with his bare hands, rip out his liver and eat in front of them||trip}}{{meglo}}
 * 148) {{drumpfft|4/25/2017|9566007|For some reason Russian hackers are targetting French presidential candidate Macron and NOT Putin's lapdog Le Pen||fra}}{{elec}}{{ussrh}}{{coin}}
 * 149) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9566355|Taking a gun to a protest and posting a promise on Facebook to crack some liberal skulls won't end well when you actually shoot someone||vio}}{{nazi}}
 * 150) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9566494|After getting burned by the internet for the past day, flailing Virginia Gubernatorial candidate Corey Stewart does the only thing he can -- reach for a gas can|"Liberals & snowflakes by your standard, you're not a Virginian unless you were born in Virginia? Is that how you feel about Americans, too?" (Contextual link provided by Farker)|nazi}}{{add}}{{dig}}
 * 151) {{drumpfft|4/23/2017|9563384|Trump 3 months ago: Oh, the first 100 days I'll get so much done you just won't believe it. There'll be so much winning. Trump now: The first 100 days? Really kind of meaningless when you think about it||aspd}}
 * 152) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9564481|Your Presidential quote of the day: "I gave Face the Nation highest ratings since the World Trade Center came down"||meglo}}{{libmsm}}
 * 153) {{drumpfft|4/24/2017|9563571|AP releases transcript of their latest Trump interview. Come for the early onset Alzheimer's, stay for the early onset Alzheimer's. While we're on the topic, did you hear the AP released the transcript of their latest Trump interview?||unst}}
 * 154) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9566459|God help us all if this is an exercise to prepare Trump for the real thing||meglo}}
 * 155) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9566458|Trump to sign EO Wednesday that is basically a gigantic FARK YOU to millions of acres of national land under Federal protection since 1996||xo}}{{stigg}}{{env}}{{oil}}{{corp}}{{dildo}}{{dixie}}
 * 156) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9566830|Senator Mike Enzi says men who walk into bars wearing tutus "are asking for it"|during a visit to Greybull High School and Middle School, Greybull, Wyoming|lgbtq}}{{nazi}}{{vio}}
 * 157) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9566752|Republican lawmakers fight to preserve Obamacare pre-existing condition protections...for themselves. You? Enjoy your complimentary Ziploc coffin|the latest attempt to repeal the ACA contains a provision that exempts members of Congress and their staff from it|care}}{{got}}{{iokiyar}}
 * 158) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9566796|Trump again vows to take the court to court|US District Judge William Orrick III blocked Trump's executive order withholding federal funds from sanctuary cities|suit}}{{nazi}}{{goppol}}
 * 159) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9566853|Sean Hannity slams what he says is "media fascism" trying to silence Conservative voices||proj}}{{nazi}}
 * 160) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9566665|Trump's plan for tax reform may kill the idea before it even gets started. *high five*||taxr}}{{goptax}}{{trkl}}
 * 161) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567489|Behold: The Trump Tax Plan in its entirety||taxr}}{{goptax}}{{illit}}
 * 162) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567612|Wall Street makes a collective wanking motion after Trump announces his tax plan, "This was about ticking a box ahead of the first 100 days"||taxr}}{{goptax}}{{mkt}}
 * 163) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567168|Ivanka Trump is starting her own foundation and is now accepting Czechs||nep}}{{confl}}{{iokiyar}}
 * 164) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567286|Spicer: Trump has rebuilt America's global standing. No, I'm serious, stop laughing, I'll run you over with my podium if you don't quit it||oped}}{{end}}
 * 165) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567301|Not content with starting a trade war with Canada, Trump doubles down and appears to be working on an Executive Order to withdraw the US from NAFTA. Of course, since Congress has final say on trade agreements, the EO is really just for show||xo}}{{nafta}}{{goptrd}}
 * 166) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567348|On the shutdown negotiations, McConnell sternly warns Democrats once again. that they had better not try to pull the EXACT same stunts he did for the last 8 years||shut}}{{stigg}}{{gopgov}}
 * 167) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567298|House GOP swears that an Obamacare repeal deal is "near". Whoa, hey guys, no need to be racist||care}}{{stigg}}
 * 168) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567591|R.I.P. Net Neutrality: born February 26, 2015, deceased May 18, 2017||netn}}{{stigg}}
 * 169) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567494|Ted Cruz wants the US to use the $14 billion seized from El Chapo to pay for Trump's wall. That's... that might actually work||wall}}
 * 170) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567538|Trump administration member Sebastian Gorka's political science degree is an Alt.PhD|Gorka's PhD dissertation: "Content and End-State-based Alteration in the Practice of Political Violence since the End of the Cold War: the difference between the terrorism of the Cold War and the terrorism of al Qaeda: the rise of the ?transcendental terrorist"" from Corvinus University of Budapest|nazi}}{{lie}}
 * 171) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567519|Suspended Alabama Supreme Court justice to take his commandments to Washington|Moore is running for Session's old seat|run}}{{nazi}}
 * 172) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567402|Well that escalated quickly||nep}}{{msgy}}{{dbag}}
 * 173) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567665|Senior administration official tells press that President Trump has determined a course of action for North Korea and that military preparations are underway||esca}}
 * 174) {{drumpfft|4/26/2017|9567141|U.S. Navy destroyer has run-in with Iranian attack boat, raising the number of countries we risk stumbling into war with to ... uh, Christ, I don't have enough fingers|Iranian ship did not come closer than 1,000 yards to the USS Mahan and no warning shots were fired|prop}}{{boo}}
 * 175) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9567751|RNC Chair: GOP base will limp away in midterms elections if The Wall isn't erect|Ronna Romney McDaniel: "They're gonna lose the trust of our base if we don't keep our promises, our base is gonna walk away"|wall}}{{empty}}{{2018e}}
 * 176) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9567796|South Carolina candidate for Congress: 'Well, if'n those Politically Correct pussies are gonna get rid of our monuments to the glorious Confederacy, how 'bout we get rid of some of them slavery memorials?' That's a bold strategy, Cotton||confed}}
 * 177) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9567798|Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin (R):"The president has given more financial disclosure than anybody else. I think the American population has plenty of information on his taxes"||djttax}}{{lie}}{{taxr}}
 * 178) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568137|Legislature considering bill to add work requirement for Medicaid recipients, because if you're poor, disabled, or elderly, be thankful we're not making you pee in a cup for healthcare|within the larger Statewide Medicaid Managed Care Program (HB 7117)|care}}{{goalp}}
 * 179) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568042|Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Gozer the Traveler, Volguus Zildrohar the TRAVELER has come. Well, either that, or someone dropped a wee too much LSD before doing their radio show this morning. Take your pick|webcaster infromed his viewers that Christians will be tricked into welcoming ?extra-dimensional beings; cloudeaters to return|ufo}}{{xop}}
 * 180) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568287|The US decides that maybe installing an anti-missile system in South Korea might be a good idea||esca}}{{sk}}{{drum}}
 * 181) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568363|Jared Kushner built a real estate empire with help from a rich Israeli family, some bribes, and a few other conflicts of interest||1pc}}{{confl}}{{ussrb}}
 * 182) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568259|Kellyanne Conway's first 100 days of alternative facts||prop}}{{norm}}
 * 183) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568798|"The wreckage that you see every day as you tour [the Midwest] is the utterly predictable fruit of the Democratic party's neoliberal turn"||oped}}{{fool}}{{2018s}}{{usmfg}}
 * 184) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568554|"Why hire people if you're just going to fire them anyway?"||gopgov}}{{xfed}}{{stigg}}
 * 185) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568812|Trump's lawyers claim their client can't be held responsible for his actions in court because he's broken too many laws||suit}}
 * 186) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568969|President Trump's twitter tirades create and secure jobs...for Secret Service agents having to investigate the flood of tweeted threats from Americans he gets in response||unst}}{{white}}
 * 187) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568978|Trump's White House knows exactly who is to blame for the whole Michael Flynn debacle, Obama, of course||icdir704}}{{fart}}
 * 188) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9568981|LePen departed from the National Front just before the European Parliament accused them of fraud. Quelle surprise||fra}}{{elec}}{{nazi}}
 * 189) {{drumpfft|4/27/2017|9569128|Turns out Trump's tax plan consists mainly of stigginit to states like California|proposes to end state and local tax deduction|leop}}{{taxr}}{{stigg}}