Drumpfster Fire Misinformation

This page is a compilation of Fark threads related to the dumpster fire that is the worthless advisors to the 45th President of the United States of America.

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=Dear Leader=

The Show Is ‘Trump’
And it is sold-out performances everywhere

I Have A Very Good Brain
My primary consultant is myself



I Won The Popular Vote
if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally

I Think [Putin Has] Done Really A Great Job Of Outsmarting Our Country
To view Fark threads discussing the relationship between Trump and Russia, please visit this page

We Love ‘The Art Of The Deal’
but the Bible is far, far superior

Knock The Crap Out Of Them I Will Pay For The Legal Fees I Promise
Section title: February 1, 2016, New Republic,  Los Angeles Times



I Will Be The Greatest Jobs President
that God ever created

We See A Lot Of Money Pouring In From Russia


=Faithful=

I Love The Poorly Educated
To see all the ways Drumpf supporters are stupid and how they got that way, please click here

Ministry of Misinformation
To view Fark threads featuring the misinformation purveyors who keep the poorly educated infromed, please click here

I'll Choose The Best People For My Administration
''To view Fark threads featuring the sycophants ruining the country, please click here and here''

ICE
Immigration and Customs Enforcement

Non-Liberal Media
All faithful media are on their own page, Ministry of Misinformation

Spineless Democrats

 * 1) Senator Joe Donnolly (D IN)

Minority Whip Minority Leader
 * 1) Senator Dick Durbin (D IL)
 * 1) Senator Chuck Schumer (D NY)
 * 1) Senator Jon Tester (D MT)
 * 2) Senator Claire McCaskill (D-MO)
 * 3) Senator Heidi Heitkamp (D ND)
 * 4) Senator Joe Manchin (D WV)

State-level Agency that Feds Duplicate
therefore, fed budget cut is justified Governors Highway Safety Association
 * 1) GHSA

Private Company that Feds Duplicate
therefore, fed budget cut is justified Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos
 * 1) Tech Billionaires
 * 1) Conserve, Pioneer, Performant, and CBE Group

To be determined next-in-line of revised DoJ succession
US Attorney, Eastern District of North Carolina

Richard Uihlein
GOP donor, wrote check for $450,571.65 to distribute The Conservative News

Creepy right-wing billionaires

 * Citizens for Self Governance (John Hancock Committee for the States)
 * Home School Legal Defense Association (HSLDA)
 * Koch Brothers
 * ALEC

Jeremy Bash
a former chief of staff in DoD and CIA

Joey Jakubowski
manifesto-writing, gun-toting, manhunt-evading-American

Koch Brothers
Charles and David

Robert Mercer
billionaire donor, created super PAC Make America Number 1, backed Breitbart News

Angela Merkel
Chancellor of Germany

Stephen Schwarzman
CEO of Blackstone Group

Dennis Muilenburg
CEO, Boeing Co.

Johnny (Joey) Jones
Twitter user, veteran, double-amputee

Stewart Rhodes
founder Oath Keepers, citizen militia group

Candice Jackson
nominee for deputy assistant secretary in the Office for Civil Rights, US Department of Education

former Rep. Scott Garrett (R NJ 5th)
nominee, Chairman and President of Export-Import Bank
 * co-founded House Freedom Caucus, twice voted against reauthorizing the bank while in Congress

former Rep. Spencer T. Bachus III (R AL 6th)
nominee for Board of Directors of Export-Import Bank
 * former former chairman (2011–2013), House Financial Services Committee

Louise Mensch
former Conservative member of British Parliament

David Lesperance
lawyer, transnational tax avoidance for the superwealthy

Senator Tom Cotton (R AR)


=The Enemy= The Fark threads that were in this section have been moved away from Dear Leader to their own page, Enemies List, so as not to soil Dear Leader's gloriousness

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