Fat Donnie Moscow's Shutdown Bingo

How To Play

 * 1) Make a screencapture of your bingo card, then print it out. CAUTION: everytime you refresh the page, a new card is created with a new set of randomly selected words
 * 2) Have your bingo card with you when you watch Fat Donnie Moscow talk on the TeeVee. When he says one of your words, make a mark on that spot with a pen or crayon.
 * 3) when you can get five spots marked in a row, pee on the closest bed and shout бинго!