Drumpfster Fire Misinformation

This page is a compilation of Fark threads related to the dumpster fire that is the worthless advisors to the 45th President of the United States of America.

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=Dear Leader=

The Show Is ‘Trump’
And it is sold-out performances everywhere

I Have A Very Good Brain
My primary consultant is myself



I Won The Popular Vote
if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally

I Think [Putin Has] Done Really A Great Job Of Outsmarting Our Country
To view Fark threads discussing the relationship between Trump and Russia, please visit this page

We Love ‘The Art Of The Deal’
but the Bible is far, far superior

Knock The Crap Out Of Them I Will Pay For The Legal Fees I Promise
Section title: February 1, 2016, New Republic,  Los Angeles Times



I Will Be The Greatest Jobs President
that God ever created

We See A Lot Of Money Pouring In From Russia


=Faithful=

I Love The Poorly Educated
To see all the ways Drumpf supporters are stupid and how they got that way, please click here

Ministry of Misinformation
To view Fark threads featuring the misinformation purveyors who keep the poorly educated infromed, please click here

Steve Bannon
best, most helpful advisor

Donald Trump, Jr.
America's Uday

Sean Spicer
White House Press Secretary

Kellyanne Conway
Counselor to the President

Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Deputy White House spokesmodel

Mike Pence
"Vice" President

Roger Stone
''Top. Advisor.''

Michael Cohen
President's personal lawyer

Reince Priebus
Chief of Staff

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III
Attorney General

EPA
Environmental Protection Agency

Steve Mnuchin
Treasury Secretary

James Donovan
Deputy Treasury Secretary

Ben Carson
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

FCC
Federal Communications Commission

John F. Kelly
Secretary of Department of Homeland Security

Scott Pruitt
Director of the Environmental Protection Agency

Mick Mulvaney
Director of OMB

Boris Epshteyn
Commissar for Media Relations

Neil Gorsuch
SCOTUS nominee

Carter Page
American oil industry consultant, foreign policy advisor

Michael Flynn
former National Security advisor

James Comey
Director of the FBI

FBI
Federal Bureau of Investigation

Army General Joseph Votel
commander, U.S. Central Command

Betsy DeVos
Secretary of Education

OMB
Office of Management & Budget

Tom Price
Secretary of Health and Human Services

NOAA
National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

James Mattis
Secretary of Defense

Richard Spencer
Special Whiteness Assistant to the President

Steve Milloy
advisor, Trump EPA transition team, whore

George Conway
Nominee for director, Department of Justice, Civil Division

Frank Gaffney
director, Center for Security Policy, his own tiny think tank

Rex Tillerson
Secretary of State

Tom Shannon
Undersecretary of State

Nikki Haley
US Ambassador to the United Nations

Spineless Democrats

 * 1) Senator Joe Donnolly (D IN)

Minority Whip Minority Leader
 * 1) Senator Dick Durbin (D IL)
 * 1) Senator Chuck Schumer (D NY)
 * 1) Senator Jon Tester (D MT)
 * 2) Senator Claire McCaskill (D-MO)
 * 3) Senator Heidi Heitkamp (D ND)
 * 4) Senator Joe Manchin (D WV)

State-level Agency that Feds Duplicate
therefore, fed budget cut is justified Governors Highway Safety Association
 * 1) GHSA

Private Company that Feds Duplicate
therefore, fed budget cut is justified Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos
 * 1) Tech Billionaires
 * 1) Conserve, Pioneer, Performant, and CBE Group

To be determined next-in-line of revised DoJ succession
US Attorney, Eastern District of North Carolina

Richard Uihlein
GOP donor, wrote check for $450,571.65 to distribute The Conservative News

Creepy right-wing billionaires

 * Citizens for Self Governance (John Hancock Committee for the States)
 * Home School Legal Defense Association (HSLDA)
 * Koch Brothers
 * ALEC

Jeremy Bash
a former chief of staff in DoD and CIA

Joey Jakubowski
manifesto-writing, gun-toting, manhunt-evading-American

=The Enemy=

Such A Nasty Woman
Hillary Clinton

We Don't Want Them In Our Country

 * 1) Tom Perez chair, Democratic National Committee
 * 2) Tadashi Yanai founder, president of Japanese clothing retailer Uniqlo's parent company
 * 3) Kashiya Nwanguma, Molly Shah, Henry Brousseau
 * 4) Susan Rice former national security advisor for Obama
 * 5) Mel McDonald ethical lawyer
 * 6) Sergei Magnitsky whistleblowing tax attorney
 * 7) Whatsapp messenger app
 * 8) People in Coal Mining Communities
 * 9) 55% of Americans polled
 * 10) ret. General Stanley McChrystal former Commander, US Forces Afghanistan
 * 11) Chelsea Clinton
 * 12) Marvin Thompson former missionary who spent 25 years in Africa
 * 13) Justin Trudeau Prime Minister, Canada
 * 1) Whatsapp messenger app
 * 2) People in Coal Mining Communities
 * 3) 55% of Americans polled
 * 4) ret. General Stanley McChrystal former Commander, US Forces Afghanistan
 * 5) Chelsea Clinton
 * 6) Marvin Thompson former missionary who spent 25 years in Africa
 * 7) Justin Trudeau Prime Minister, Canada
 * 1) Chelsea Clinton
 * 2) Marvin Thompson former missionary who spent 25 years in Africa
 * 3) Justin Trudeau Prime Minister, Canada
 * 1) Marvin Thompson former missionary who spent 25 years in Africa
 * 2) Justin Trudeau Prime Minister, Canada
 * 1) Justin Trudeau Prime Minister, Canada

The Media Here Is The Opposition Party

 * 1) NBC News
 * 2) Washington Post
 * 3) LA Times and their readers
 * 4) Neal Gabler journalist, historian, film critic
 * 5) Chris Wallace FOX News anchor
 * 6) ProPublica Pulizer Prize winning blog
 * 7) rsch}}
 * 8) Carl Bernstein
 * 9) Seth Meyers
 * 10) Jedediah Bila former Fox News host
 * 11) Rachel Maddow
 * 12) John Harwood chief Washington Correspondent, CNBC
 * 13) Van Jones CNN political commentator
 * 14) Anderson Cooper that Vanderbilt broad's kid
 * 15) Joan Walsh National Affairs Correspondent, The Nation
 * 1) Seth Meyers
 * 2) Jedediah Bila former Fox News host
 * 3) Rachel Maddow
 * 4) John Harwood chief Washington Correspondent, CNBC
 * 5) Van Jones CNN political commentator
 * 6) Anderson Cooper that Vanderbilt broad's kid
 * 7) Joan Walsh National Affairs Correspondent, The Nation
 * 1) John Harwood chief Washington Correspondent, CNBC
 * 2) Van Jones CNN political commentator
 * 3) Anderson Cooper that Vanderbilt broad's kid
 * 4) Joan Walsh National Affairs Correspondent, The Nation
 * 1) Anderson Cooper that Vanderbilt broad's kid
 * 2) Joan Walsh National Affairs Correspondent, The Nation
 * 1) Joan Walsh National Affairs Correspondent, The Nation

I Alone Can Fix It
While the State exists there can be no freedom; when there is freedom there will be no State U.S. Attorney, southern district of New York
 * 1) Preet Bharara
 * 1) Judge David J. Hale, Louisville
 * 2) First Amendment in conjunction with the Internet
 * 3) Anonymous user(s) behind @ALT_USCIS Twitter account
 * 4) Dana Boente US Attorney, Eastern District of Virginia
 * 5) 7th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Chicago
 * 1) Anonymous user(s) behind @ALT_USCIS Twitter account
 * 2) Dana Boente US Attorney, Eastern District of Virginia
 * 3) 7th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Chicago
 * 1) 7th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Chicago
 * 1) 7th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Chicago

We May Have To Get You A Larger Room

 * 1) FBI
 * 2) CIA
 * 3) NSA

We Will Reform The U.S. Education System

 * 1) Students at Harvard's John F. Kennedy School of Government

When Someone Crosses You, My Advice Is ‘Get even!’

 * 1) William Hurt New Mexico rancher
 * 2) 14 companies that hate freedom of speech Mercedes-Benz, Hyundai, BMW of North America, Mitsubishi Motors, Lexus, Constant Contact, Bayer, Ainsworth Pet Nutrition, Untuckit, Allstate, T. Rowe Price, GlaxoSmithKline, Sanofi, Wayfair
 * 3) Twitter
 * 1) Twitter
 * 1) Twitter

No Puppet! No Puppet! You're The Puppet!
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