Nicknames for Donald Trump

Here are some of the nicknames for the 45th* President of the United States

Contest

 * 1) I will buy a half a year of Totalfark for the best term for "crazy trump". Orangy McHamsterhands and trumptard are out of running. Cut off is Wednesday 9 pm west coast. Awkward tag is for me...because I'm making this harder than it has to be

Eponyms

 * 1) Theory of Trumpitivity
 * 2) trumpian
 * 3) Trumparrhea
 * 4) Trumplomacy (BBC)
 * 5) Trumping when a white man takes credit for the work of a black man
 * 6) Trumptown ("it's Trumptown, Jake")
 * 7) Betrumped ("I still doubt the GOP will admit that Russia betrumped us")
 * 8) Trumpism
 * 9) Trumpaganda
 * 10) Trump Effect
 * 11) Trumpworld (Matthew Nussbaum, Politico)
 * 12) Glentrumppich (a Scotch, "Smoky with a hint of dick.  Aged two years in gilded oak barrels, to give it a slight orange hue.")
 * 13) Trumpertantrum

Of Scottish Origin

 * 1) tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon @MetalOllie via Twitter
 * 2) Tangerine gabshite walloper (Lorna Wallace, poetry winner)
 * 3) Custard-flavoured jobby, Leather-faced piss jar, Mangled apricot hellbeast, Bawbag-eyed fuck bumper, Glaikit heidbanger, Toupéd fucktrumpet, Knuckle-brained fart lozenge, Blinkered plum, Huffy wee fuckin bampot, Utter cockwomble, Degenerate corned beef face syrup wearing wankstain, Rug wearing thunder nugget, Fuckin walloper, Uncooked pastry, Hamster heedit bampot, Fuck-knuckle, Rotten orange fucknut, Onion-eyed flap dragon, Wee orange rodent, Mop-headed fud, Cock juggling thundercunt, Witless fucking cocksplat, Gerbil-headed, woodstained, haunted spunktrumpet, Shitstick fuckface The Great People of Scotland via Twitter, Buzzfeed (In video form)

Plant-related
fruit, root vegetable, or other miscellaneous organic matter
 * 1) Yam Being Mounted By A Gerbil
 * 2) Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos
 * 3) Baby Carrot
 * 4) Potato With Butthole Lips
 * 5) Mango-in-Chief
 * 6) the Great Pumpkin
 * 7) The Bog Yam
 * 8) Comrade Yam
 * 9) Angry Tangerine
 * 10) PEACH IMP (e.g. IMPEACH THE PEACH IMP)
 * 11) Spongebrained Tangerine
 * 12) tangelo-faced fuckmuppet
 * 13) Tangerine Twitterer
 * 14) Papaya Pol Pot

Tiny Hands, Penis

 * 1) short-fingered vulgarian (Spy magazine's Graydon Carter and Kurt Andersen)
 * 2) Grabby McSmallhands
 * 3) President Babydick
 * 4) Mr. Micropenis
 * 5) President Tinyhands
 * 6) Baby Carrot
 * 7) Baby Dick Duvalier

Toupee-based

 * 1) Yam Being Mounted By A Gerbil
 * 2) Hairsprayed Huckster
 * 3) Corporal Combover
 * 4) Hair Hitler
 * 5) Hair Furor
 * 6) Kommander Combover
 * 7) Hairmonger Cheeto Shitgibbon
 * 8) Orangie McCombover

Orange, Orange Skin

 * 1) Orangeman
 * 2) Bloviating Orange Moron
 * 3) Tangerine Nightmare
 * 4) Mango Tinted Terror
 * 5) Spray Tan Enthusiast
 * 6) Orange Shitgibbon
 * 7) Geriatric Oompa Loompa
 * 8) Orange Menace
 * 9) Fanta Menace
 * 10) Baby Carrot
 * 11) The OrangeChild
 * 12) Naranja Cheeto
 * 13) RIDICULOUS ORANGE DIPSHIT
 * 14) Angry Tangerine
 * 15) PEACH IMP (e.g. IMPEACH THE PEACH IMP)
 * 16) Orange Asshole
 * 17) Spongebrained Tangerine
 * 18) Tangelo-faced Fuckmuppet
 * 19) Orange Death
 * 20) Tangerine Twitterer
 * 21) His Orangeness
 * 22) Orange-Crested Shitgibbon
 * 23) Pitiful Orange Unsophisticated Twerp Scumbag (POUTS)
 * 24) The Great Orange One
 * 25)  Your Orangeness
 * 26) Mango-in-Chief
 * 27) The Great Pumpkin
 * 28) Mr Orange Dump
 * 29) The Bog Yam
 * 30) Comrade Yam
 * 31) The Orange Cockroach
 * 32) Soulless Ginger Orangutan (Reality Leigh Winner)
 * 33) His Orangeness
 * 34) Orange Dufus
 * 35) Orange POS
 * 36) Orange Nutsack
 * 37) Hypocritical Orange Fark
 * 38) Orange Hued Vulgarian
 * 39) Donatello Orangello
 * 40) the Orange Doody
 * 41) The Orange Albatross
 * 42) Orange Dump
 * 43) Herr Orangeness
 * 44) Orange Clown
 * 45) Orange Toad
 * 46) Ginger-Faced Twat Crumpet

Thin-skinned

 * 1) Trumplethinskin
 * 2) Thin-Skinned Manbaby
 * 3) Donnie Category 5
 * 4) The Dynamite Orange
 * 5) The Litigious Orange
 * 6) Tangelo Terror
 * 7) Hypocritical Orange Fark
 * 8) Meth Nixon
 * 9) Trumpertantrum

Butt-mouthed

 * 1) Potato With Butthole Lips

Immature, childish Character

 * 1) Toddler In Chief
 * 2) crybaby in chief
 * 3) Toddler Psychopath (John Oliver)
 * 4) Donnie Two Scoops
 * 5) Fat Donnie Two Scoops
 * 6) President Raisin Bran

Traitor related

 * 1) Quisling From Queens
 * 2) Traitor in ChiefTM
 * 3) Comrade Trump
 * 4) Fredo the Hutt, Jabba's Mentally Challenged Brother
 * 5) Herr Collaboratorski Drumpf
 * 6) Trump the Traitor
 * 7) Super Trumpski
 * 8) Tangerine Traitor

Political

 * 1) Orange Hitler
 * 2) Trumpenführer
 * 3) Gropinführer
 * 4) Flim Flam Führer
 * 5) President Joffrey
 * 6) Orange Joffrey
 * 7) fecal fingered Caligula
 * 8) Orange Mugabe
 * 9) Marmalade Mussulini
 * 10) Boss Tweet
 * 11) Kim Jong Trump
 * 12) Adolf Twitler
 * 13) Obertrumpenführer
 * 14) Tangerine Tyrant
 * 15) Mohamed bin Trump
 * 16) Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi POTUS
 * 17) Baron Trumpkonnen
 * 18) Gawd Empruh Donnie
 * 19) Impulse Kneejerk Stalin Hitler
 * 20) Generalissimo Know-It-All
 * 21) Lord DampnutColin Mochrie via Urban Dictionary
 * 22) Herr Twitler
 * 23) King CheeWee
 * 24) Napoleon Bona-Trump (Samantha Bee)
 * 25) Baby Dick Duvalier
 * 26) Fake President
 * 27) President hypocrite
 * 28) SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)(UrbanDictionary.com)
 * 29) Gaslighter in Chief (Frida Ghitis, CNN)
 * 30) King Trump the Paranoid
 * 31) Adolf the Obese
 * 32) Metamussolini  (or Metamucilini)
 * 33) Trumpwaffe
 * 34) Orange Death
 * 35) kommander combover
 * 36) King Cheetos

Political +Cheeto

 * 1) Cheeto Benito
 * 2) Cheetolini
 * 3) King Cheeto
 * 4) Cheeto Guevera
 * 5) Benito Cheetolini
 * 6) Cheeto Hitler
 * 7) Marshal Cheeto
 * 8) President Cheeto Pedo

Non-political

 * 1) President Daddy
 * 2) Father Trump
 * 3) President Abusive Dad
 * 4) Cult 45

Puppet

 * 1) Putin's Cock Holster
 * 2) President Asterisk
 * 3) cut and paste Presidency
 * 4) So-called President
 * 5) Donny the Scapegoat
 * 6) Surrogate President Trump
 * 7) Trumpovich
 * 8) Comrade Pissbaby
 * 9) Putin's little clementine
 * 10) Donny Moscow

Draft-dodging

 * 1) Draft Dodging Donny
 * 2) Cadet Bone Spurs (Senator Tammy Duckworth)
 * 3) Donny Daddy Deferment
 * 4) Draft Dodging Cheezestain
 * 5) Donnie 2spurs
 * 6) Donny Bone-spurs (alternate spelling: Donnie Bone Spurs)
 * 7) Deferment Donny (Louis M from Twitter)
 * 8) Blotus Bonespur

Cheeto-based

 * 1) Cheeto Supreme
 * 2) Naranja Cheeto
 * 3) President Cheetolicious
 * 4) Zaphod Cheetobrox
 * 5) The Big Cheeto
 * 6) Hairmonger Cheeto Shitgibbon
 * 7) Tweeto the Cheeto
 * 8) Cheeto McFuckFace
 * 9) Buttcheeks McCheeto
 * 10) Commander of Cheetos
 * 11) Cheetozilla
 * 12) Retarcheeto Von Mango

Urine-based

 * 1) The Piss King
 * 2) President Peepee
 * 3) President Pissbaby
 * 4) Comrade Pissbaby
 * 5) Piss-Chugging Orange Bitch

Ass or Fecal-based

 * 1) Mr Orange Dump
 * 2) the Orange Doody
 * 3) Tangerine Tinted Turd
 * 4) Orange POS
 * 5) Diaper Don
 * 6) Dipshiat Don
 * 7) Lying Sack of Shit
 * 8) 🍊 💩[two emojis: an orange, and poop]
 * 9) Shit Midas
 * 10) Guanopsychotic Asshole
 * 11) Shitty Real Estate Con Man
 * 12) Orange Dump
 * 13) Donnie Shitstick
 * 14) Feral Shouting Meatball
 * 15) "Heap Big Shit Pile"
 * 16) Orange sphincter
 * 17) Buttcheeks McCheeto
 * 18) Diaper Don
 * 19) Self-Congratulating, Make-up-Wearing Turd
 * 20) Rumpledtaintskin

Grifting

 * 1) Conflict of Interest of the United States (COITUS)

Sexual Predator

 * 1) President Grubby Hands
 * 2) Disgusting Pussygrabber (President Disgusting Pussygrabber)
 * 3) President Cheeto Pedo
 * 4) Tyrannical Daughter-Creeper

Related to Incompetence

 * 1) President Breaking Wind Sir Ian McKellen via Twitter
 * 2) ORALLY INCONTINENT PEDDLER OF FLYBLOWN MONKEY BOLLOCKS
 * 3) our national disgrace
 * 4) SnakeOilSalesman-in-Chief
 * 5) Tweetie
 * 6) Donny Least
 * 7) President Cowardly, Lying, Hate-Filled Sack of shiat
 * 8) President Gish Gallop
 * 9) El Payaso
 * 10) Trumpwit
 * 11) President Shiat-for-Brains
 * 12) idiot racist reality TV clown
 * 13) The guy tweeting from the Oval Bathroom
 * 14) Zaphod Cheetobrox
 * 15) Alt-President Moneybags
 * 16) deaf, dumb, decrepit, shouty orangeling
 * 17) Donny Jar Jar
 * 18) puffed-up Windbeutel
 * 19) Donald the Unready
 * 20) U.S.S. Trumptanic
 * 21) President Dunning-Kruger
 * 22) Dolt 45
 * 23) Drumpfrey Blowhard
 * 24) President Trainwreck
 * 25) Trumperdorf
 * 26) President Jellyman
 * 27) Tweaker Tweeter
 * 28) Thalidomide Thumbs
 * 29) The Commander in Cheet
 * 30) Daffy Drumpf
 * 31) L. Don Blubbard
 * 32) WTF in Chief
 * 33) Daft Trump
 * 34) Pitiful Orange Unsophisticated Twerp Scumbag (POUTS)
 * 35) the Stopped Clock of Assholes (John Oliver)
 * 36) Don the Con
 * 37) Millionaire Asshole Golfing Again
 * 38) Bloviated Blowhard
 * 39) President Dipshiat
 * 40) President Dunning J. Kruger
 * 41) His Accidency
 * 42) F*ckboi 45
 * 43) Tweetledumbass
 * 44) [President] Bedpan
 * 45) President Dickbag
 * 46) His Feculency

General

 * 1) President Emotional Problems
 * 2) Spongebrained Tangerine
 * 3) King Trump the Paranoid
 * 4) President Looneytunes Q. Bananas

Delusions of Wealth

 * 1) Little Lord Trumpleroy
 * 2) Self-Described Billionaire
 * 3) Alt-President Moneybags
 * 4) Millionaire Asshole Golfing Again

Personality disorder
(Anti-social, narcissist, etc)
 * 1) Gramma Killer
 * 2) Depraved Heart President
 * 3) NOTUS (Narcissist Of The United States)
 * 4) Asshole-in-chief
 * 5) stochastic terrorist in chief
 * 6) Toddler Psychopath (John Oliver)

Addictive Personality

 * 1) Tweaker Tweeter

Twitter-related

 * 1) Adolf Twitler
 * 2) Herr Twitler
 * 3) Tangerine Twitterer
 * 4) Tweaker Tweeter
 * 5) Thalidomide Thumbs

Sarcastic

 * 1) President Business
 * 2) The Rev. Dr. Trump
 * 3) The 45th President of the United States, "Super Genius"

Miscellaneous, other

 * 1) Donnie Disaster
 * 2) Deadbeat Donnie
 * 3) Dynamite Shitgibbon
 * 4) Prince Trumperdink
 * 5) Veruca Salt
 * 6) douchebag Donnie
 * 7) High Lord Douchebag
 * 8) Donnie Dildo