115th Congressional Dumpster Fire

The purpose of this page will be to compile Fark threads dealing with the dumpster fire that is the 115th U.S. Congress.

This page is for the month of 

For previous months, please see the archive

=Background= This section will provide background information about the members of the 115th U.S. Congress, or their party affiliation, etc. any information to give a basic overview of the 115th U.S. Congress that does not necessarily need a Fark-related thread.


 * date first called into session: January 3, 2017
 * date Americans can first expect relief: January 3, 2019
 * to read about all the legislative crap they're up to click here, for outstanding individual achievements in assholery, click here, for "investigations" click here and for confirmation hearings click here

Congresscritters and how to contact them

 * all members on Gov Track
 * House members
 * Senators

Current Pending Bills

 * all bills on Gov Track

=Fark Threads on the President's Address to Congress=
 * 1) Colbert completed Trump's 'say it to my face' challenge
 * 2) Here is the real democratic response to Trump's speech
 * 3) With a coherent speech for once, Donald Trump may have just had his Bar Mitzvah moment
 * 4) Apparently not having learned their lesson from the past election, Democrats pick the most underwhelming candidate they could find to deliver the Democratic response to Trump. How underwhelming? Even Rachel Maddow panned him as small and stunty
 * 5) President ME has left the building: Trump references self 60 percent less than Obama in first SOTU address. And remember, this is Donald Trump we are talking about
 * 6) Factchecking of Trump's speech exceeds expectations by 17%
 * 7) Of the three bills and two executive orders President Trumpler signed yesterday, guess which one wasn't given a signing ceremony or photoshoot
 * 8) Trump's first address to congress was watched by three billion people, more than any other American President before him
 * 9) We now know Trump is no ballerina, he didn't have a one-night "pivot" concerning his State of the Union speech, so just stop picturing him in a tutu
 * 10) Fox News was the most-watched cable network for Trump's State of The Confederacy speech
 * 11) "The media's reaction to his speech to Congress was shameful"

=Fark Threads on Legislation= To stare into the abyss that is the previous months of this circus, please click here (Don't say you weren't warned)

Repeal of ACA

 * 1) Background
 * 2) Is Obamacare really failing?
 * 3) Backlash
 * 4) Repeal
 * 5) Replacement
 * 6) A healthcare plan only republicans can see? We are really taxing that "Emperor has no clothes" parable to the limit
 * 7) "We won't know what's in the healthcare bill until after it's been voted on." Of course. Typical libe-what? Rand Paul? RAND PAUL
 * 8) Another day / another leak / another way / to take a peek / at RyanCare version 10.5
 * 9) Finally, House Republicans have released their plan that will replace Obamacare. No, you don't need to know its cost yet, just enjoy the plan. What's that? Who's covered? I SAID JUST ENJOY THE PLAN
 * 10) "Meh, he's a crazy asshole. What did you expect? Don't look at us, you voted for the guy." - The GOP Leadership
 * 11) Why Democrats will eventually come to love Obamacare Lite
 * 12) No one likes Ryancare because it's either A) too evil or B) not evil enough
 * 13) GOP diligently works to reform healthcare by repealing the extremely problematic 10% sales tax on indoor tanning. Maybe if the Great Cheeto doesn't have to pay such high taxes on tanning beds he will layoff the spray
 * 14) The bar has now been set for "stupidest thing said during the Obamacare repeal debate". " Rep Jason Smith (Slow-MO) decrying Obamacare's tax on tanning beds, If Democrats are concerned about dskin cancer "Why haven't they put a tax on the sun instead?"
 * 15) This timeline of how Trumpcare went from fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies to putrid shiatbiscuits in just 24 hours is a perfect example of how the Trump administration is running like a well-oiled Charlie Sheen
 * 16) "You can't wait one week to see what it would cost?" an exasperated Shepard Smith lambastes Republican Congressman Buddy Carter for trying to push through an ill-informed ACA repeal
 * 17) Columnist Charles "C-Unit" Krauthammer says the GOP healthcare bill is Obamacare Lite. Bonus: Says the GOP should pass it anyway. Double Bonus: Because this is all FDR, Eisenhower, and Obama's fault
 * 18) It looks like the most effective way to save Obamacare is simply to label whatever awful "replacement" the GOP comes up with as "Trumpcare" and sit back and let the Narcissist-in Chief do all the heavy lifting to kill it
 * 19) Rand Paul introduces simple bill to full repeal Obamacare titled "Popcorn Dot Gif Act of 2017"
 * 20) Much like the average Farker trying to give up drinking, Republicans are finding it hard to give up obstructionism after their 8 year long addiction
 * 21) "Repair"
 * 22) Recinding coal miners health benefits
 * 23) https://www.fark.com/comments/9500664 Oh, nothing. It's just that 23000 coal miners and their dependents are about to lose their health insurance. I guess they should've just been born rich]

TrumpCare
World's Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2017
 * 1) World's Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2017. No, really, that`s what it's actually called
 * 2) President Trump: Our wonderful new Healthcare Bill is now out for review and negotiation. Kellyanne Conway: TrumpCare? Oh, hell to the no
 * 3) Please call the atrocious Republican healthcare plan "Trumpcare". Because the White House doesn't want you to call it that
 * 4) The big Trumpcare question: "Can I keep my doctor?" HA HA HA HA HA. NO
 * 5) The Uber-conservative National Review "If you want to see political malpractice in action, you don't have to read Donald Trump's latest tweet - just look at the mess Republicans have made of replacing Obamacare"
 * 6) Trump tries, fails to be Presidential. This is not a repeat from every hour of every day for the past 47 days
 * 7) President Trump (R) in January:"There will be health insurance for everybody. Much less expensive than Obamacare and much better." White House Budget Director Mulvaney (R) in March:"Insurance for ordinary people is not really the end goal"
 * 8) Breitbart, Steve Bannon's own personal public relations arm, thinks the GOP's ACA replacement is terrible
 * 9) Everyone can relax now, the GOP is not replacing Obamacare completely, just the parts that actually work
 * 10) GOP ObamaCare replacement at least has a critical tax break for corporate executives struggling to pay their bribes to lobbyists
 * 11) Fox News slams GOP health care reform plan. Yes, THAT Fox News
 * 12) For some reason Paul Ryan is acting like your boring poli sci teacher explaining obamacare repeal
 * 13) The first House panel advances the ACA repeal
 * 14) Paul Ryan: The "fatal conceit" of Obamacare is that HEALTHY people with insurance subsidize SICK people's health costs
 * 15) Hey, wait a second. Why AREN'T the insurance companies screaming bloody murder about the potential destruction of the individual insurance market?
 * 16) Brookings Institute:"At least 15 million will lose their coverage under the American Health Care Act." Congressional Republicans:"We don't like your negative analysis so we'll make our own. With some spreadsheets or whatever"
 * 17) Paul Ryan; "Trump will never win a beauty contest." Wait, what? Oh, Trumpcare will never win a beauty contest. Coulda went either way

Ending Medicare

 * 1) Poor people don't want health care and Jesus was against helping the sick for free. Apparently we've been doing it wrong all this time

H.R. 1313
bypass GINA (Genetic Information Nondiscrimination Act of 2008)
 * 1) House GOP bill would let employers demand workers' genetic test results

Convert Abandoned Mine Lands reserve
$1 billion available to help coal workers
 * 1) GOP: Obama killed the coal miners' jobs. GOP Rep.: Here's $1B to put them back to work. GOP: Not interested

H.R. 985
"Fairness" in Class Action Litigation Act
 * 1) GOP lawmakers are about to pass two laws that would make it nearly impossible to sue corporations

H.R. 720
Lawsuit Abuse "Reduction" Act
 * 1) GOP lawmakers are about to pass two laws that would make it nearly impossible to sue corporations

ObamaCare Repeal bill

 * 1) Rand Paul introduces simple bill to full repeal Obamacare titled "Popcorn Dot Gif Act of 2017"

Active Cyber Defense Certainty (ACDC) Act
"Get Hacked, Hack Back" would amend the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act of xxxx
 * 1) New bill: Hacking victims have right to self-defense, can hack back

SOAR
Scholarships for Opportunity and Results Reauthorization Act funding religious schools in D.C.
 * 1) House okays using taxpayer money for Islamic schools

GOP Infrastructure Plan

 * 1) Civil engineers estimate it will cost approximately the amount of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan to fix all of America's broken shiat

FCC privacy regulations

 * 1) Privacy, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing. GOP wants to do away with FCC's entire privacy rulemaking to allow ISPs to sell your entire browsing history to advertisers or other third parties without your consent

Repeal ESSA
Every Student Succeeds Act
 * 1) Congress votes to repeal rules that would hold school systems accountable for student performance, because that would REALLY fark up Betsy Devos' plan to outsource the public school system to Bob's Bait Shop and Institute of Jesusological studies

=Fark Threads on Congressional Investigations= To view the full mess starting from January, 2017, please click here (Don't say you weren't warned)

Trump Campaign contacts with Russia

 * 1) Democrats are finally realizing that Comey knows quite a bit more about Russia and Trump than he's letting on
 * 2) Is Trey Ghowzi a scandal yet?
 * 3) Realizing that their base will still vote for them regardless of what he does, the GOP stays on the SS Trump
 * 4) The Trump-Beltway wars have only just begun
 * 5) Sorry Dems, the whole Jeff Sessions gig you've got going is nothing but fake news
 * 6) And here it is. The stupidest thing you will read all day
 * 7) FBI and NSA called to testify on Trump-Russia investigation. CIA was going to be called, but thanks to Wikileaks, Congress already knows what CIA was going to say anyway
 * 8) Nothing to see here -- just Trump associates directly communicating with Russian hackers mere weeks before the DNC was hacked
 * 9) AG Sessions: "Khorosho, ya sdelayu vse, chto vozmozhno, chtoby vosstanovit' nezavisimost' i professionalizm Ministerstva yustitsii"
 * 10) Trump Campaign Knew
 * 11) Russian spies offer to help tech companies overcome American spies
 * 12) White House finally responds to growing questions about Wikileaks CIA dump, Trump's wiretap accusation and connections to Russia...by canceling all press events
 * 13) White House spokesperson: Trump doesn't know a damn thing
 * 14) The master of understatement Shepard Smith finally snaps on the latest Michael Flynn collusion revelations, barks "There's been a lot of lying." It's just some light treason, right?
 * 15) FBI continues investigating the "odd" cyber link between a Russian bank and Trump's corporate holdings
 * 16) All of Trump's ties to Russia laid out in one easy char- Really? Seven? We need THAT Many? OK, fine: All of Trump's ties to Russia laid out in SEVEN, actually fairly complicated charts


 * 1) Sen. Murphy says what many of us are thinking, Wikileaks timing for releasing this info on the CIA is suspiciously timed, almost as if they were trying to deflect attention from something else, but what could that be?

Possible Russian Interference Of 2016 POTUS Election

 * 1) And Jeff recuses

Possible Interference with Economic Sanctions against Russia
"asked the White House and law enforcement agencies to keep materials related to Trump associates’ alleged ties to Russia" "asked federal agencies to keep materials that tie into its investigation into Russian cyber hacking and other efforts to disrupt the election"
 * 1) WH ordered to keep all information they have regarding Russia. Presumably for the big bonfire they'll have when Putin has a state visit
 * Senate Judiciary Committee
 * Senate Intelligence Committee
 * 1) And.... Here.... We... Go
 * 2) AG Sessions to hold press conference at 4pm Eastern, presumably to tell us that he did not have relations with that country. Or that he did. Either way, grab the popcorn, and here we go, again

Rep. Nadler's "Resolution of Inquiry"
demanding Attorney General hand over “any document, record, memo, correspondence or other communication” pertaining to “criminal or counterintelligence investigations” related to Trump, White House staff or his business"

=Fark Threads on Trump cabinet confirmation hearings= There was a whole lot more than appears here, please check the archive for the full horror show

Carson for Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

 * 1) Senate confirms Ben Carson as secretary of HUD. Current plans are to inform him when he wakes up

Perry for Secretary of Energy

 * 1) Rick Perry officially confirmed as Secretary of... uh... Secretary of... wait I had something for this

Bannon for Führer of National Security Council
=Fark Threads on Federal Judiciary Confirmation Hearings=

Gorsuch for Supreme Court Justice
=Fark threads on Trump Ambassadorships= Please check the archive for previous threads on Ambassadorships since there probably won't be any more ambassadors in the future

Palin for Ambassador to Canada
soorry, eh

Ambassador to Russia

 * 1) Putin taps Jon Huntsman as ambassador from US

UN Ambassador for Food and Agriculture

 * 1) Brownback catches last chopper outta Saigon...er....Kansas

=Fark Threads on Oversight=

FCC Oversight Hearing
on Net Neutrality
 * 1) And there it is, the stupidest comment on net neutrality you've heard all day

House Committee on Energy and Commerce
hearing on TrumpCare
 * 1) Health care hearing turns to chaos as Republican complains men have to pay for prenatal care

=Fark Threads on Congresscritters= The only reason why there is an archive for these assholes is so people might see examples of what not to do

General

 * 1) If the Republican party still has a moral center, it needs to find it or face extinction
 * 2) Apparently Republicans have become Russia's b*tches
 * 3) Right-wing House Republicans not happy with slow progress of Obamacare repeal so they're gonna build their own ACA repeal bills. With blackjack. And hookers
 * 4) Much like the average Farker trying to give up drinking, Republicans are finding it hard to give up obstructionism after their 8 year long addiction

CBO
Congressional Budget Office
 * 1) Brookings Institute:"At least 15 million will lose their coverage under the American Health Care Act." Congressional Republicans:"We don't like your negative analysis so we'll make our own. With some spreadsheets or whatever"

Request from Republicans on House Judiciary Committee
FBI briefing on Trump's wiretapping claims
 * 1) House judiciary Republicans ask for FBI briefing on Trump's wiretapping claims, moon landing from 1969, and whereabouts of the Tooth Fairy

Senator Marco Rubio (R FL)

 * 1) Senators who have an office in your home states, please raise your hands. Not so fast, Senator Rubio
 * 2) Marco Rubio turned the other cheek only for the invisible hand of the market to spank him on that one too

Rep. Darrell Issa (R CA 49th)

 * 1) To no one's surprise, Darrell Issa wasn't actually serious about calling for investigations into the Trump administration
 * 2) Judge tosses out defamation lawsuit because Darrell Issa (R-dishonest and CAllous) failed to show that he wasn't dishonest and callous

Senator RANDPAUL (R KY)

 * 1) Rand Paul introduces simple bill to full repeal Obamacare titled "Popcorn Dot Gif Act of 2017"
 * 2) "We won't know what's in the healthcare bill until after it's been voted on." Of course. Typical libe-what? Rand Paul? RAND PAUL

Senator Joe Leiberman (D CT)

 * 1) Former Senator Joe Lieberman (Quisling-CT) says the Democratic strategy of across-the-board opposition to having people's faces eaten off is "thoughtless" and Dems should "compromise". Maybe just let the leopards eat the nose and ears, for example

Senator Ron Johnson (R WI)

 * 1) Senator Ron Johnson, apparently terrified of actually speaking to constituents, treats them like stalkers and sends them cease and desist letters. Of course, calling 83 times in the space of a week is a bit excessive
 * 2) And there it is, the stupidest comment on net neutrality you've heard all day

Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R UT 3rd)
chairman of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform
 * 1) Channeling St. Reagan, Jason Chaffetz suggests poors should buy healthcare instead of those Cadillacs they drive to the grocery store in order to buy steak and lobster with their food stamps
 * 2) FEC filings show Jason Chaffetz used over $700 of his campaign donors' money to shop at the Apple Store last year
 * 3) House okays using taxpayer money for Islamic schools

Rep. Trey Gowdy (R SC 4th)

 * 1) Is Trey Ghowzi a scandal yet?

Rep. Mike Bost (R IL 12th)

 * 1) GOP congressman says holding town halls is like being yelled at in a ritual "that the Orientals used to do"

Rep Nancy Pelosi (D CA 12th)
House minority leader
 * 1) Nancy Pelosi: I never met Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak. File photo: Oh yeah? Nancy Pelosi: Oh, heh... did I say never? I meant never one-on-one. Ha, silly me

Rep. Dr. Roger Marshall (R KS 1st)

 * 1) Poor people don't want health care and Jesus was against helping the sick for free. Apparently we've been doing it wrong all this time

Rep. Steve King (R, IA 4th)

 * 1) Congressman Steve King (R-eally Crazy) wants a purge. No, really, he said that

Rep. Paul Ryan (R WI 4th)
Speaker of the House
 * 1) "Meh, he's a crazy asshole. What did you expect? Don't look at us, you voted for the guy." - The GOP Leadership
 * 2) For some reason Paul Ryan is acting like your boring poli sci teacher explaining obamacare repeal
 * 3) Paul Ryan: The "fatal conceit" of Obamacare is that HEALTHY people with insurance subsidize SICK people's health costs
 * 4) Much like the average Farker trying to give up drinking, Republicans are finding it hard to give up obstructionism after their 8 year long addiction
 * 5) Oh, look, Steven Mnuchin just wrote the letter begging Congress to raise the debt ceiling so America doesn't default. Let's see if Republicans are still as opposed to it as they were when Obama was president
 * 6) Paul Ryan; "Trump will never win a beauty contest." Wait, what? Oh, Trumpcare will never win a beauty contest. Coulda went either way

Senator Mitch McConnell (R KY)
Senate Majority Leader
 * 1) "Meh, he's a crazy asshole. What did you expect? Don't look at us, you voted for the guy." - The GOP Leadership

Senator Chuck Grassley (R IA)

 * 1) Leave it to curmudgeonly Iowa republican Chuck Grassley to oppose a special prosecutor over Russia

Senator Thom Tillis (R NC)

 * 1) NC Senator Thom Tillis bravely scheduled a town hall meeting. That took place via telephone

Rep. Lamar Smith (R, TX 21st)
Chairman of the House Science, Space and Technology Committee
 * 1) GOP lawmakers are about to pass two laws that would make it nearly impossible to sue corporations

Rep. Pete Sessions (R TX 32nd)
House Rules Committee chair
 * 1) World's Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2017. No, really, that`s what it's actually called
 * 2) Trumpy Spice: "Every member of the House and Senate will be able to have their opportunity to have amendments (on TrumpCare) offered through the committee process and on the floor," GOP Leadership: The Hell you say

Rep. Buddy Carter (R GA 1st)

 * 1) "You can't wait one week to see what it would cost?" an exasperated Shepard Smith lambastes Republican Congressman Buddy Carter for trying to push through an ill-informed ACA repeal

Rep. Hal Rogers (R KY 5th)

 * 1) GOP: Obama killed the coal miners' jobs. GOP Rep.: Here's $1B to put them back to work. GOP: Not interested

Sen. Jeff Flake (R AZ)

 * 1) Privacy, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing. GOP wants to do away with FCC's entire privacy rulemaking to allow ISPs to sell your entire browsing history to advertisers or other third parties without your consent

Rep. Jason Smith (R MO 8th)

 * 1) The bar has now been set for "stupidest thing said during the Obamacare repeal debate". " Rep Jason Smith (Slow-MO) decrying Obamacare's tax on tanning beds, If Democrats are concerned about dskin cancer "Why haven't they put a tax on the sun instead?"

Senator Lamar Alexander (R TN)
Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor and Pensions (HELP) chairman
 * 1) Congress votes to repeal rules that would hold school systems accountable for student performance, because that would REALLY fark up Betsy Devos' plan to outsource the public school system to Bob's Bait Shop and Institute of Jesusological studies

Senator Orrin Hatch (R UT)

 * 1) 174 year-old Senator Orrin Hatch (R-eally Old) announces he will run for another term of office so he can shout more crazy things at cameras

Rep. John Shimkus (R IL 15th)

 * 1) Health care hearing turns to chaos as Republican complains men have to pay for prenatal care

JV Team
executive director, Congressional Leadership Fund Queens' Community Board 4's transportation committee member
 * 1) Arizona state Legislature
 * 2) They'd have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dumb watchdog. SCOOBY DOOBY DOO
 * 3) state water officials for Michigan
 * 4) Flint residents must start paying for water they still can't drink without a filter, because fark you, that's why
 * 5)  Corry Bliss
 * 1) New Republican ad attacks Democratic congressional candidate for... dressing up as Han Solo in college?
 * 2) Texas GOP
 * 3) Texas GOP message of the day: gay people only have rights when Democrats are in charge
 * 4) Indiana state Legislature
 * 5) Indiana doesn't care what medical science says, the LAW says you can reverse an abortion. Now put it back in
 * 6) Ann Pfoser Darby
 * 1) Community Board member promises that NYC won't need bike lanes once all the immigrants are deported
 * 2) state Rep. Rick Saccone (R, PA, 39th)
 * 3) Why does 'god' need a starship? er...senate seat?
 * 4) Alabama Department of Corrections
 * 5) In Alabama the state prison system is at approximately 180 percent of capacity, the number of correctional officers required is dangerously low, and the fire alarms don't properly work
 * 6) state Rep. John Bennett (R, OK, 1st)
 * 7) If you are a Muslim teen in Oklahoma you must answer a survey before meeting this representative
 * 8) Arkansas state House
 * 9) Bill just filed in the Arkansas State House, would "allow public school teachers to teach creationism and intelligent design as theories" alongside actual science. Surely, no one will notice this time
 * 10) Nathan Daniel Larson ex-felon, independent candidate Virginia House of Delegates
 * 11) Virginia man who spent sixteen months in jail for threatening to kill President Obama and who believes women should be denied the right to vote decides to run for political office
 * 12) Governor Eric Greitens (R MO)
 * 13) MO Gov. Eric Greitens is so committed to ethics reform, he personally setup a "non-profit" group to push agendas that he sets, and funded by dark money that only he knows about
 * 14) Florida state Legislature
 * 15) One state prepares to make Stand Your Ground laws even worse for anyone who isn't an NRA member
 * 16) state Senator Joey Hensley (R, TN, 28th)
 * 17) Uber-Christian TN lawmaker who sponsored "Don't Say Gay" bill, has been doing the satanic shuffle with a married woman, who just so happens to also be his cousin
 * 18) state Senator Phil Berger (R, NC, 26th)
 * 19) The manager of NC State Senator Phil Berger's Facebook page used 1 weird trick to spoof news articles written about NC governor Roy Cooper, violating Facebook policy. Berger's spokesperson immediately claims Facebook is wrong
 * 20) Governor Sam Brownback (R KS)
 * 21) Brownback catches last chopper outta Saigon...er....Kansas

WTF?
WTF!?

Senator Claire McCaskill (D MO)

 * 1) Claire McCaskill: Jeff Sessions should resign because as a senator he once talked to the Russian Ambassador...you know just like me and every one of my hypocrite DNC colleagues on the Senate Armed Services Committee

Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D FL 23rd)

 * 1) In a great confluence of political cross currents of nothingberger, the story that DWS failed to recognize SEAL's widow turns out to be fake, or was it?

Senator Chris Coons (D DE)

 * 1) After railing against Republicans for throwing a government shutdown tantrum, Democrats plan to throw a government shutdown tantrum

Senator Lindsay Graham (R, SC)

 * 1) Media reports that Trump is meeting with former rivals in a "charm offensive." Minus the charm

Senator Ted Cruz (R TX)

 * 1) Ted and Heidi Cruz to dine with Trump tonight, and Ted's moonlighting as the Zodiac Killer won't even crack the top ten most awkward factors
 * 2) Media reports that Trump is meeting with former rivals in a "charm offensive." Minus the charm
 * 3) Grandpa Munster says the Trumps were "gracious and warm" during dinner at the White House and everything was fine, just fine, and there is no reason to suspect otherwise

Senator Marco Rubio (R FL)

 * 1) Media reports that Trump is meeting with former rivals in a "charm offensive." Minus the charm

Senator Al Franken (D MN)

 * 1) With their newfound irrelevance since Nov. 8th, Democrats are using their down time to explore new hobbies. For example, Sen. Al Franken is hosting a casserole competition

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R TX 1st)

 * 1) House judiciary Republicans ask for FBI briefing on Trump's wiretapping claims, moon landing from 1969, and whereabouts of the Tooth Fairy

JV Team

 * 1) state Senator Mark Chelgren (R, IA, 41st)
 * 2) Republican Sen. from Iowa claims a business degree from Forbco Mgt. School. WTF is Forbco U. you might ask? Spokesman for the State Republican party says it's the Sizzler steakhouse version of a certificate from Hamburger U. at McDonalds
 * 3) Iowa politician with degree from Sizzler University denies he "mischaracterized" his background as he continues efforts to undermine state universities
 * 4) former governor Steve Beshear (R?, KY)
 * 5) Apparently not having learned their lesson from the past election, Democrats pick the most underwhelming candidate they could find to deliver the Democratic response to Trump. How underwhelming? Even Rachel Maddow panned him as small and stunty
 * 6) Governor John Kasich (R OH)
 * 7) Media reports that Trump is meeting with former rivals in a "charm offensive." Minus the charm
 * 8) Governor Chris Christie (R NJ)
 * 9) Media reports that Trump is meeting with former rivals in a "charm offensive." Minus the charm
 * 10) Governor Scott Walker (R WI)
 * 11) Media reports that Trump is meeting with former rivals in a "charm offensive." Minus the charm
 * 12) Rhode Island state House
 * 13) Lawmaker complains of 'file cabinets full of booze' at the Rhode Island State House. In other news, we've discovered where Fark's backup servers are located

Wait-and-See
these Congresscritters aren't sure yet how their decisions will play politically, so they're not committing to anything publicly

Rep. Charlie Dent (R PA 15th)

 * 1) Meet the Republicans who could stop Trumpscare

Rep. Barbara Comstock (R VA 10th)

 * 1) Meet the Republicans who could stop Trumpscare

Rep. John Faso (R NY 19th)

 * 1) Meet the Republicans who could stop Trumpscare

Rep. Dan Donovan (R NY 11th)

 * 1) Meet the Republicans who could stop Trumpscare

Senator Tom Cotton (R AR)

 * 1) "Tehran Tom" Cotton wants a do-over on Trumpcare

Rep. Keith Ellison (D MN 5th)

 * 1) It's almost as if two adults, who agree on most things, can sit together and work after they compete

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D CA 12th)
House Minority Leader
 * 1) Dems to Sessions: GTFO

Rep. Adam Schiff (D CA 28th)

 * 1) Democrats are finally realizing that Comey knows quite a bit more about Russia and Trump than he's letting on
 * 2) Adam Schiff says that Session' explanations for his meetings with the Russian ambassador "make no sense"; tells Jack McCoy to have detectives Briscoe and Green bring him in and go over his statements again

Senator Lindsay Graham (R, SC)

 * 1) Dems to Sessions: GTFO

Senator Al Franken (D MN)

 * 1) Sorry Dems, the whole Jeff Sessions gig you've got going is nothing but fake news
 * 2) Sen. Franken: Lies, and the perjured Jeff Sessions who tells them

Senator Chuck Schumer (D NY)
Senate minority leader
 * 1) Chuck Schumer to Trump: I'll talk about my Putin meeting under oath. Will you?

Rep. Ted Lieu (D CA 33rd)

 * 1) Congressman points out to Trump that if his TT phones were tapped, then he's in deeper poop than he imagined because the tap would have required a warrant, which in turn would have required Probable Cause in front of a FISA judge

Senator Tom Cotton (R AR)

 * 1) Even Sen. "Tehran Tom" Cotton isn't willing to hop aboard Trump's latest crazy Train

Senator Ben Sasse (R NE)

 * 1) "Meh, he's a crazy asshole. What did you expect? Don't look at us, you voted for the guy." - The GOP Leadership

Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (D RI)

 * 1) Senators push to force Southern White House to obey regular White House open records laws

Senator Tom Udall (D NM)

 * 1) Senators push to force Southern White House to obey regular White House open records laws

Senator Ron Wyden (D OR)

 * 1) Senators push to force Southern White House to obey regular White House open records laws

Senator Jack Reed (D RI)

 * 1) Senators push to force Southern White House to obey regular White House open records laws

Senator Tom Carper (D DE)

 * 1) Senators push to force Southern White House to obey regular White House open records laws

Senator Kirsten Gillibrand (D NY)

 * 1) Senators push to force Southern White House to obey regular White House open records laws

Senator Richard Blumenthal (D CT)

 * 1) Senators push to force Southern White House to obey regular White House open records laws

Senator Chris Van Hollen (D MD)

 * 1) Senators push to force Southern White House to obey regular White House open records laws

Rep. Elijah Cummings (D MD 7th)

 * 1) Mike Pence: "I had no knowledge that Michael Flynn was working as a paid lobbyist during the campaign" Elijah Cummings: " Here's the letter I sent you on Nov. 18 warning that Flynn was a paid lobbyist" Pence: "Can I get a smoke bomb over here?"

Senator Chris Murphy (D CT)

 * 1) Sen. Murphy says what many of us are thinking, Wikileaks timing for releasing this info on the CIA is suspiciously timed, almost as if they were trying to deflect attention from something else, but what could that be?

Rep. Maxine Waters (D CA 43rd)

 * 1) Rep. Maxine Waters: "We know" Trump sex blackmail is "absolutely true." Which is such a coincidence because Max Waters was the name of one of his Russian prostitutes
 * 2) Claims to existence of Trump's sex tapes are being watered down

Rep. Tom Graves (R GA 14th)

 * 1) New bill: Hacking victims have right to self-defense, can hack back

Rep. Mike Doyle (D PA 14th)

 * 1) Health care hearing turns to chaos as Republican complains men have to pay for prenatal care

Rep. Tom O’Halleran (D AZ 1st)

 * 1) Democrats are suddenly concerned about the price of Presidential trips

JV Squad

 * 1) Kansas state Supreme Court
 * 2) Supreme Court of Kansas orders school funding hike, as voters wonder if there is something... anything at all, that lies within their power to bring about some kind of change to the government which so consistently fails to represent them
 * 3) Alabama state Legislature
 * 4) Let this sink in for a second: ALABAMA lawmakers may be showing more of a commitment to ethics and good government than the United States Congress right now, as the GOP-dominated legislature meets to discuss impeaching their Republican governor
 * 5) Governor Charlie Baker
 * 6) Governor sees Trump's attempt to f*ck over Planned Parenthood and promises to keep funding them even if the Feds pull out, no strings attached. Oh, and the governor is a Republican
 * 7) Kansas state Legislature
 * 8) The Great Pumpkin is already on the cusp of defeating his first theocratic dictatorship, currently in negotiations to remove head of state of Brownbackistan
 * 9) Bob Ferguson attorney general, Washington state
 * 10) Ferguson vs Trump. Round 2, FIGHT

=See Also=
 * Drumpfster Fire
 * ALECworks
 * the archive for this page
 * Defying GOP's Wet Dream of One Party Rule of U.S. Government