Nicknames for Donald Trump

Here are some of the nicknames for the 45th* President of the United States

Contest

 * 1) I will buy a half a year of Totalfark for the best term for "crazy trump". Orangy McHamsterhands and trumptard are out of running. Cut off is Wednesday 9 pm west coast. Awkward tag is for me...because I'm making this harder than it has to be

Eponyms

 * 1) Theory of Trumpitivity
 * 2) trumpian
 * 3) Trumparrhea
 * 4) Trumplomacy (BBC)
 * 5) Trumping when a white man takes credit for the work of a black man

Of Scottish Origin

 * 1) tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon @MetalOllie via Twitter
 * 2) Tangerine gabshite walloper (Lorna Wallace, poetry winner)
 * 3) Custard-flavoured jobby, Leather-faced piss jar, Mangled apricot hellbeast, Bawbag-eyed fuck bumper, Glaikit heidbanger, Toupéd fucktrumpet, Knuckle-brained fart lozenge, Blinkered plum, Huffy wee fuckin bampot, Utter cockwomble, Degenerate corned beef face syrup wearing wankstain, Rug wearing thunder nugget, Fuckin walloper, Uncooked pastry, Hamster heedit bampot, Fuck-knuckle, Rotten orange fucknut, Onion-eyed flap dragon, Wee orange rodent, Mop-headed fud, Cock juggling thundercunt, Witless fucking cocksplat, Gerbil-headed, woodstained, haunted spunktrumpet, Shitstick fuckface The Great People of Scotland via Twitter, Buzzfeed (In video form)

Multiple physical attributes

 * 1) Yam Being Mounted By A Gerbil
 * 2) Lord Marmalade von Babyhands
 * 3) Orangy McHamsterhands
 * 4) Orange Asshole
 * 5) Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos
 * 6) Farkface Von Clownstick

Small hands, penis

 * 1) short-fingered vulgarian Spy magazine's Graydon Carter and Kurt Andersen
 * 2) Grabby McSmallhands
 * 3) President Babydick
 * 4) Mr. Micropenis
 * 5) President Tinyhands
 * 6) Baby Carrot
 * 7) Baby Dick Duvalier

Toupee-based

 * 1) hairsprayed huckster
 * 2) Corporal Combover
 * 3) Hair Hitler
 * 4) kommander combover
 * 5) Hairmonger Cheeto Sh*tgibbon

Orange, orange skin

 * 1) Orangeman
 * 2) bloviating orange moron
 * 3) Tangerine Nightmare
 * 4) mango tinted terror
 * 5) Spray Tan Enthusiast
 * 6) Orange shiatgibbon
 * 7) Geriatric Oompa Loompa
 * 8) Orange Menace
 * 9) Fanta Menace
 * 10) Baby Carrot
 * 11) the OrangeChild
 * 12) Naranja Cheeto
 * 13) RIDICULOUS ORANGE DIPSHIT
 * 14) Angry Tangerine
 * 15) PEACH IMP (e.g. IMPEACH THE PEACH IMP)
 * 16) Spongebrained Tangerine
 * 17) tangelo-faced fuckmuppet
 * 18) Orange Death
 * 19) Tangerine Twitterer
 * 20) His Orangeness
 * 21) Orange-Crested Shiatgibbon
 * 22) Pitiful Orange Unsophisticated Twerp Scumbag (POUTS)
 * 23) The Great Orange One
 * 24)  Your Orangeness
 * 25) Mango-in-Chief

Thin skinned

 * 1) Trumplethinskin
 * 2) Thin-Skinned Manbaby

Butt-mouthed

 * 1) Potato With Butthole Lips

Immature, childish Character

 * 1) Toddler In Chief
 * 2) crybaby in chief
 * 3) Toddler Psychopath (John Oliver)

Traitor related

 * 1) Quisling From Queens
 * 2) Traitor in Chief (tm)
 * 3) Draft Dodging Donny

Political

 * 1) Orange Hitler
 * 2) Trumpenführer
 * 3) Gropinführer
 * 4) Flim Flam Führer
 * 5) President Joffrey
 * 6) Orange Joffrey
 * 7) fecal fingered Caligula
 * 8) Orange Mugabe
 * 9) Marmalade Mussulini
 * 10) Boss Tweet
 * 11) Kim Jong Trump
 * 12) Adolf Twitler
 * 13) Obertrumpenführer
 * 14) Tangerine Tyrant
 * 15) Mohamed bin Trump
 * 16) Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi POTUS
 * 17) Baron Trumpkonnen
 * 18) Gawd Empruh Donnie
 * 19) Impulse Kneejerk Stalin Hitler
 * 20) Generalissimo Know-It-All
 * 21) Lord DampnutColin Mochrie via Urban Dictionary
 * 22) Herr Twitler
 * 23) King CheeWee
 * 24) Napoleon Bona-Trump (Samantha Bee)
 * 25) Baby Dick Duvalier
 * 26) Fake President
 * 27) President hypocrite
 * 28) SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)(UrbanDictionary.com)
 * 29) Gaslighter in Chief (Frida Ghitis, CNN)
 * 30) King Trump the Paranoid
 * 31) Adolf the Obese
 * 32) Metamussolini  (or Metamucilini)
 * 33) Trumpwaffe
 * 34) Orange Death
 * 35) kommander combover
 * 36) Herr Twitler
 * 37) King Cheetos

Political +Cheeto

 * 1) Cheeto Benito
 * 2) Cheetolini
 * 3) King Cheeto
 * 4) Cheeto Guevera
 * 5) Benito Cheetolini
 * 6) Cheeto Hitler
 * 7) Marshal Cheeto
 * 8) President Cheeto Pedo

Non-political

 * 1) President Daddy
 * 2) Father Trump
 * 3) President Abusive Dad
 * 4) Cult 45

Puppet

 * 1) Putin's Cock Holster
 * 2) President Asterisk
 * 3) cut and paste Presidency
 * 4) So-called President
 * 5) Donny the Scapegoat
 * 6) Surrogate President Trump
 * 7) Trumpovich
 * 8) Comrade Pissbaby

Cheeto-based

 * 1) Cheeto Supreme
 * 2) Naranja Cheeto
 * 3) President Cheetolicious
 * 4) Zaphod Cheetobrox
 * 5) The Big Cheeto
 * 6) Hairmonger Cheeto Sh*tgibbon

Urine-based

 * 1) The Piss King
 * 2) President Peepee
 * 3) President Pissbaby
 * 4) Comrade Pissbaby

Grifting

 * 1) Conflict of Interest of the United States (COITUS)

Sexual Predator

 * 1) President Grubby Hands
 * 2) Disgusting Pussygrabber (President Disgusting Pussygrabber)
 * 3) President Cheeto Pedo

Related to Incompetence

 * 1) President Breaking Wind Sir Ian McKellen via Twitter
 * 2) ORALLY INCONTINENT PEDDLER OF FLYBLOWN MONKEY BOLLOCKS
 * 3) our national disgrace
 * 4) SnakeOilSalesman-in-Chief
 * 5) Tweetie
 * 6) Donny Least
 * 7) President Cowardly, Lying, Hate-Filled Sack of shiat
 * 8) President Gish Gallop
 * 9) El Payaso
 * 10) Trumpwit
 * 11) President Shiat-for-Brains
 * 12) idiot racist reality TV clown
 * 13) The guy tweeting from the Oval Bathroom
 * 14) Zaphod Cheetobrox
 * 15) Alt-President Moneybags
 * 16) deaf, dumb, decrepit, shouty orangeling
 * 17) Donny Jar Jar
 * 18) puffed-up Windbeutel
 * 19) Donald the Unready
 * 20) U.S.S. Trumptanic
 * 21) President Dunning-Kruger
 * 22) Dolt 45
 * 23) Drumpfrey Blowhard
 * 24) President Trainwreck
 * 25) Trumperdorf
 * 26) President Jellyman
 * 27) Tweaker Tweeter
 * 28) Thalidomide Thumbs
 * 29) The Commander in Cheet
 * 30) Daffy Drumpf
 * 31) L. Don Blubbard
 * 32) WTF in Chief
 * 33) Daft Trump
 * 34) Pitiful Orange Unsophisticated Twerp Scumbag (POUTS)
 * 35) the Stopped Clock of Assholes (John Oliver)
 * 36) Don the Con
 * 37) Millionaire Asshole Golfing Again
 * 38) Bloviated Blowhard
 * 39) President Dipshiat
 * 40) President Dunning J. Kruger

General

 * 1) President Emotional Problems
 * 2) Spongebrained Tangerine
 * 3) King Trump the Paranoid

Delusions of Wealth

 * 1) Little Lord Trumpleroy
 * 2) Self-Described Billionaire
 * 3) Alt-President Moneybags
 * 4) Millionaire Asshole Golfing Again

Personality disorder
(Anti-social, narcissist, etc)
 * 1) Gramma Killer
 * 2) Depraved Heart President
 * 3) NOTUS (Narcissist Of The United States)
 * 4) Asshole-in-chief
 * 5) stochastic terrorist in chief
 * 6) Toddler Psychopath (John Oliver)

Addictive Personality

 * 1) Tweaker Tweeter

Twitter-related

 * 1) Adolf Twitler
 * 2) Tangerine Twitterer
 * 3) Tweaker Tweeter
 * 4) Thalidomide Thumbs

Sarcastic

 * 1) President Business
 * 2) The Rev. Dr. Trump
 * 3) The 45th President of the United States, "Super Genius"

Miscellaneous, other

 * 1) Donnie Disaster
 * 2) Deadbeat Donnie
 * 3) Dynamite Shitgibbon
 * 4) Prince Trumperdink
 * 5) Veruca Salt
 * 6) douchebag Donnie
 * 7) High Lord Douchebag