I'm Stuck To My Chair

Or The Ball-Sack Conundrum

Back in 2006, a farker by the handle of bigz2k submitted a post about the situation he was in, namely the fact he had caught part of his privates between the slats of a wooden chair. It was a Fark Laugh Picnic even before it hit the main page, and it became even more entertaining after that. In fact the thread became Legendary and it is constantly referred to whenever someone mentions they have been hurt or embarrassed for comparative purposes.