Drumpfster Fire Misinformation

This page is a compilation of Fark threads related to the dumpster fire that is the worthless advisors to the 45th President of the United States of America.

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=Dear Leader=

The Show Is ‘Trump’
And it is sold-out performances everywhere

If You Don’t Tell People About Your Success
they probably won’t know about it



I Know Words, I Have The Best Words
stupid

I Won The Popular Vote
if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally

I Have A Very Good Brain
My primary consultant is myself



I Think [Putin Has] Done Really A Great Job Of Outsmarting Our Country
To view Fark threads discussing the relationship between Trump and Russia, please visit this page

We Love ‘The Art Of The Deal’
but the Bible is far, far superior

Knock The Crap Out Of Them I Will Pay For The Legal Fees I Promise
Section title: February 1, 2016, New Republic,  Los Angeles Times



I Will Be The Greatest Jobs President
that God ever created

We See A Lot Of Money Pouring In From Russia


=Faithful=

I Love The Poorly Educated
To see all the ways Drumpf supporters are stupid and how they got that way, please click here

Ministry of Misinformation
To view Fark threads featuring the misinformation purveyors who keep the poorly educated infromed, please click here

I'll Choose The Best People For My Administration
''To view Fark threads featuring the sycophants ruining the country, please click here and here''

ICE
Immigration and Customs Enforcement

Rick Perry

 * 1) {{drumpfft|4/18/2017|9557619|Free market and physics be damned, Trump administration will find some way to shove coal down America's throat|Perry ordered a review (PDF) of electricity markets and reliability, claiming that "certain policies" have hindered the development and use of baseload energy sources like coal|{{gopreg}}{{corp}}{{oil}}

Sean Spicer
White House Press Secretary

Non-Liberal Media
All faithful media are on their own page, Ministry of Misinformation

Spineless Democrats

 * 1) Senator Joe Donnolly (D IN)

Minority Whip Minority Leader
 * 1) Senator Dick Durbin (D IL)
 * 1) Senator Chuck Schumer (D NY)
 * 1) Senator Jon Tester (D MT)
 * 2) Senator Claire McCaskill (D-MO)
 * 3) Senator Heidi Heitkamp (D ND)
 * 4) Senator Joe Manchin (D WV)

State-level Agency that Feds Duplicate
therefore, fed budget cut is justified Governors Highway Safety Association
 * 1) GHSA

Private Company that Feds Duplicate
therefore, fed budget cut is justified Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos
 * 1) Tech Billionaires
 * 1) Conserve, Pioneer, Performant, and CBE Group

To be determined next-in-line of revised DoJ succession
US Attorney, Eastern District of North Carolina

Richard Uihlein
GOP donor, wrote check for $450,571.65 to distribute The Conservative News

Creepy right-wing billionaires

 * Citizens for Self Governance (John Hancock Committee for the States)
 * Home School Legal Defense Association (HSLDA)
 * Koch Brothers
 * ALEC

Jeremy Bash
a former chief of staff in DoD and CIA

Joey Jakubowski
manifesto-writing, gun-toting, manhunt-evading-American

Koch Brothers
Charles and David

Robert Mercer
billionaire donor, created super PAC Make America Number 1, backed Breitbart News

Mercer Family Foundation
provides funding for AEI and YAF campus programs

Angela Merkel
Chancellor of Germany

Stephen Schwarzman
CEO of Blackstone Group

Dennis Muilenburg
CEO, Boeing Co.

Johnny (Joey) Jones
Twitter user, veteran, double-amputee

Stewart Rhodes
founder Oath Keepers, citizen militia group

Candice Jackson
nominee for deputy assistant secretary in the Office for Civil Rights, US Department of Education

former Rep. Scott Garrett (R NJ 5th)
nominee, Chairman and President of Export-Import Bank
 * co-founded House Freedom Caucus, twice voted against reauthorizing the bank while in Congress

former Rep. Spencer T. Bachus III (R AL 6th)
nominee for Board of Directors of Export-Import Bank
 * former former chairman (2011–2013), House Financial Services Committee

Louise Mensch
former Conservative member of British Parliament

David Lesperance
lawyer, transnational tax avoidance for the superwealthy

Richard and Helen DeVos
provides funding for AEI and YAF campus programs

Donors Capital Fund
provides funding for AEI and YAF campus programs

Donors Trust
provides funding for AEI and YAF campus programs

Bradley Foundation
provides funding for AEI and YAF campus programs

American Enterprise Institute (AEI)
"nonpartisan public policy research organization that bankrolls undergraduate outreach with for the "executive councils"''

Young America's Foundation (YAF)
founded Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) and provides funding, speakers and logistical support for conference and lecture programs and student chapters at US universities

Debbie Dooley
co-founder Tea Party

Leonid Bershidsky
Bloomberg View columnist; founding editor, Vedomosti, the Russian business daily; founded opinion website Slon.ru

Ralph Drollinger
an evangelical Christian who conducts the "Capitol Ministries Cabinet Bible study"

Capitol Ministries
provides separate weekly bible study for House members, Senators and Cabinet members
 * for an outside group to hold an event in a Congressional building, they must be sponsored by a senator or representative

Jonathan Allen
Washington bureau chief, Bloomberg News

Amie Parnes
White House correspondent, The Hill

Crown/Archetype
publisher, Shattered: Inside Hillary Clinton's Doomed Campaign

Oscar Munoz
CEO, United Airlines
 * April 27 would be the earliest United's internal investigation into the Dao incident would be completed

Ginger Evans
commissioner, Chicago Department of Aviation
 * April 26 would be the earliest they would be ready with answers into the Dao incident

Milan Investment Limited
company that was formed less than a month before the RNC
 * bought 11 condos for $3.1 million from Trump Ruffin LLC (Trump owns with friend and casino mogul Phil Ruffin)

Kyle Pierce
political coordinator

JR Romano
chairman, Connecticut Republican Party

David A. Cortman
attorney with Alliance Defending Freedom

Tax Foundation
conservative think tank that publishes studies on US tax policies

Monsanto
a company that only tries to be helpful to all the peoples of the world, plus Disneyland

NASA Astronaut Peggy Whitson
biochemistry researcher, former NASA Chief Astronaut
 * has been aboard the International Space Station since Nov. 19, 2016
 * Whitson's mission is projected for more than 650 days in space
 * previous record in orbit was 534 days set by Jeff Williams

Paul Wolfowitz
"we'll be greeted as liberators''

Adrienne Vittadini Studio
the new name under which Ivanka Trump garments have been relabeled for sale

Stein Mart
discount department store chain that sells "Adrienne Vittadini Studio" labeled clothing

Alex Stroman
"We plan to amend our report to reflect any changes that we have become aware of, including many of those donor records or technical glitches that we have recently become aware of, as is common practice with FEC reporting" spokesman for the Trump Inaugural committee

John Ladd and Fred Davis
Arizona ranchers

Marc Short
White House Director of Legislative Affairs

Jack Shafer
senior media writer, Politico

Tucker Doherty
Data reporter, Politico

Frantz Klintsevich
deputy head, Federation Council?s Committee for Defense and Security

Elizabeth Hokoana
Glock semi-automatic handgun in a holster under her coat

Marc Hokoana
pepper-spray

Milo Yiannopoulos
former Breitbart editor

Roy Moore
suspended Alabama Chief Justice, Senate candidate

Trump Administration Official
speaking on the condition of anonymity

Ronna Romney McDaniel
chairwoman, Republican National Committee

Admiral Harry Harris
Commander, US Pacific Command; took responsibility for misplaced Carl Vinson

THAAD
"Terminal High Altitude Area Defense" missile defense system soon to be operational in South Korea

House Armed Services Committee
hearing on Asia-Pacific Security
 * April 26, 2017
 * testimony from Admiral Harry Harris, Commander, US Pacific Command

=The Enemy= The Fark threads that were in this section have been moved away from Dear Leader to their own page, Enemies List, so as not to soil Dear Leader's gloriousness

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