Drumpfster Fire

This page is a compilation of Fark threads related to the dumpster fire that is the administration of the 45th President of the United States of America.

It is for the mess for the current month,  If for some reason you want to see previous month's worth of dreck, check out the archive

=Responsibilities and Duties of President=

Foreign Policy
To view the chaos caused around the world by America's Executive Embarrassment, please visit this page: The World Outside the U.S. Post-Drumpf

Actual Work Performed


=Head Toupee=

Nicknames
''This section will provide the many nicknames this asshole has earned for the month of  with credit when known. They are in approximate order of appearance on the internet. For the full, categorized list, please visit this page''
 * 1) Orange Oligarch
 * 2) cheetolini
 * 3) the Great Pumpkin
 * 4) Vladimir Cheeto
 * 5) President Incompetent tiny hands Narcissist
 * 6) the Grand Cheato
 * 7) Lord Master of half-assedness
 * 8) The Merchant of Mar a Lago
 * 9) Princess Trump
 * 10) Creamsicle Der Farkwit
 * 11) Ave Imperatrump

Eponyms

 * 1) Trumpstapo
 * 2) Trumpcopter
 * 3) Trumptanic
 * 4) Trumpenproletariat

Privatization
Conserve, Pioneer, Performant, and CBE Group

Policing


=Administration= ''Let's face it: there's too damn many of these people. If you were just counting all the idiots in cahoots with the Russians, you'd need a scorecard (kudos to the FBI for keeping them all straight!) Therefore, ANOTHER TWO pages were needed to be created to handle the sheer volume of fail they are Drumpfster Fire Advisors and Drumpfster Fire Agencies. The archive is being compiled, please be patient.

Leading the Administration


=Meddling= Sure, the President of the United States has an agenda and a duty to operate the federal government in accordance with those ideas, but when you're in way over your head, your advisors are amateurs and you have no mandate because the vast majority of Americans simply did not vote for you, everything you do amounts to meddling. Here's hoping this clown accidentally does something right before Putin calls in his "favors".

Repeal Obama-era policy/law


=Misinformation= This section has become too large, hence it has been moved to several seperate pages:
 * Drumpfster Fire Misinformation
 * Ministry of Misinformation
 * I Love The Poorly Educated

=Scandals=

Trump Campaign Contacts with Russians
''To view the Fark threads about the connections between Trump and the Russians, please visit this page

Nadler's "Resolution of Inquiry"
demanding Attorney General hand over "any document, record, memo, correspondence or other communication” pertaining to “criminal or counterintelligence investigations” related to Trump, White House staff or his business"

Obama Alleged Phone-Tapping
Trump Tower Tapp

Crimes
This section will include all Fark threads related to crimes committed by the Head Toupee of anyone in his administration including Ivanka

Possible Disclosure of CIA Intelligence on Live TV
(Trump leaked classified CIA intel to Tucker Carlson on live TV: ranking House intel member)

Allegedly Violated Federal Election Campaign Act (FECA)
allegedly Trump 2016 campaign received funds from Make America Number 1 superPAC through payments to two firms (Glittering Steel LLC and Cambridge Analytica) linked to Bannon Strategic Advisors, Inc. consulting firm of Trump 2016 campaign CEO Stephen Bannon

Lawsuits
This section will include all Fark threads related to lawsuits filed against the Head Toupee or anyone in his administration, including Ivanka

Citizens Action Coalition, et al. v. Indiana House Rep.
Pence hid emails when governor of Indiana

Cork Wine Bar
owners suing President's business for unfair business practices

Modern Appealing Clothing
suing Ivanka Trump for unfair business practices

CREW
Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington suing President for violating Emoluments Clause

FSFP
Free Speech for People with NYAG suing President for abuse of power

Eric Schneiderman
Attorney General, New York

Jeffrey A. Lovitky
failure to comply with financial disclosure law

Summer Zervos
former TV show contestant suing President for repeated attempted sexual assault

Makaeff v. Trump University, LLC
sought refunds and punitive damages for breach of contract, fraud, negligent misrepresentation and bad faith

City of Portland
challenging cutting off federal funds to sanctuary cities

Campaign Legal Center (CLC)
alleges super PAC made illegal contributions to Trump 2016 campaign

=Removal From Office= For the full mess, please visit the archive

Article 1, Section 9, Clause 8
Emoluments Clause

Resignation
=Links=