Drumpfster Fire/Archive/2017/April 2017

This is an archive of Drumpfster Fire Fark threads for the month of April, 2017 Click this link for the current month, or here for the rest of the archive.

=Responsibilities and Duties of President=

Veterans Choice Program Extension and Improvement Act
reauthorizing "Veterans' Access to Care through Choice, Accountability, and Transparency Act of 2014 (Veterans Choice Act)"

Foreign Policy
To view the chaos caused around the world by America's Executive Embarrassment, please visit this page: The World Outside the U.S. Post-Drumpf

Actual Work Performed


=Head Toupee=

Nicknames
''This section will provide the many nicknames this asshole has earned for the month of  with credit when known. They are in approximate order of appearance on the internet. For the full, categorized list, please visit this page''
 * 1) Orange Oligarch
 * 2) cheetolini
 * 3) the Great Pumpkin
 * 4) Vladimir Cheeto
 * 5) President Incompetent tiny hands Narcissist
 * 6) the Grand Cheato
 * 7) Lord Master of half-assedness
 * 8) The Merchant of Mar a Lago
 * 9) Princess Trump
 * 10) Creamsicle Der Farkwit
 * 11) Ave Imperatrump
 * 12) Princess Trump
 * 13) Creamsicle Der Farkwit
 * 14) Ave Imperatrump
 * 15) Cheeto Baboon
 * 16) Our National Embarrassment
 * 17) orange cheeto-dust stained shiat
 * 18) Great Negotiator
 * 19) President Clownshoes
 * 20) Comments Section In Chief
 * 21) Dealmaker in Chief
 * 22) Comrade Cheeto
 * 23) Lord Cheetoh
 * 24) President TwitterTwat
 * 25) Festering-Tumor-In-Chief
 * 26) Cheeto demigod
 * 27) President Manbaby
 * 28) Clownican-American


 * 1) President Baby Trump
 * 2) Mr. Bigly Disaster
 * 3) Hair Twitler

Eponyms

 * 1) Trumpstapo
 * 2) Trumpcopter
 * 3) Trumptanic
 * 4) Trumpenproletariat
 * 5) Trump-o-nomics
 * 6) Trumpomania
 * 7) Trumpbots
 * 8) Trumpalos

IRS
Conserve, Pioneer, Performant, and CBE Group

DACA
Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals or "Dreamers"

Waters of the United States (2015)
defines which bodies of water are under federal authority

Dodd-Frank

 * "Review" two provisions of Dodd-Frank (2010)
 * Orderly Liquidation Authority (process of liquidating a large, complex financial company that is close to failing) to determine risk, taxpayer liability, and "moral hazard"
 * Financial Stability Oversight Council (the process of designating banks and financial firms "too big to fail")

Tax Inversions
when one company buys or merges with another company located in a country with lower tax rates, then shifts headquarters to that new country

Policing


=Administration= ''Let's face it: there's too damn many of these people. If you were just counting all the idiots in cahoots with the Russians, you'd need a scorecard (kudos to the FBI for keeping them all straight!) Therefore, ANOTHER TWO pages were needed to be created to handle the sheer volume of fail they are Drumpfster Fire Advisors and Drumpfster Fire Agencies. The archive is being compiled, please be patient.

Leading the Administration


=Meddling= Sure, the President of the United States has an agenda and a duty to operate the federal government in accordance with those ideas, but when you're in way over your head, your advisors are amateurs and you have no mandate because the vast majority of Americans simply did not vote for you, everything you do amounts to meddling. Here's hoping this clown accidentally does something right before Putin calls in his "favors".

White House Press Corps


=Misinformation= This section has become too large, hence it has been moved to several seperate pages:
 * Drumpfster Fire Misinformation
 * Ministry of Misinformation
 * I Love The Poorly Educated

=Scandals=

Trump Organization
where the Trump White House refers business inquiries No names were listed in deeds, obscuring buyers' identities
 * Nationwide it owns or rents (with values range from about $200,000 to $35 million each):
 * at least 422 luxury condos and penthouses
 * 12 mansion lots on bluffs overlooking his golf course on the Pacific Ocean
 * plus dozens more smaller pieces of real estate
 * Nationwide sales, since announcing his candidacy:
 * at least 58 units nationwide for about $90 million (almost half of those sold to LLCs)
 * Nationwide sales, since Election Day:
 * at least 14 luxury condos and home-building lots for about $23 million (half of those sold to LLCs)
 * Nationwide rentals:
 * numbers are not available, but include companies or individuals tracing to addresses in at least a dozen countries

Investigations

 * See also: Trump-Russia Connections

Trump Campaign Contacts with Russians
''To view the Fark threads about the connections between Trump and the Russians, please visit this page

Nadler's "Resolution of Inquiry"
demanding Attorney General hand over "any document, record, memo, correspondence or other communication” pertaining to “criminal or counterintelligence investigations” related to Trump, White House staff or his business"

Obama Alleged Phone-Tapping
Trump Tower Tapp

GAO Investigation into Trump Campaign Contact with Russia

 * 1) Government Accountability Office

Crimes
This section will include all Fark threads related to crimes committed by the Head Toupee of anyone in his administration including Ivanka
 * See also: Trump-Russia Connections

Possible Disclosure of CIA Intelligence on Live TV
(Trump leaked classified CIA intel to Tucker Carlson on live TV: ranking House intel member)

Allegedly Violated Federal Election Campaign Act (FECA)
allegedly Trump 2016 campaign received funds from Make America Number 1 superPAC through payments to two firms (Glittering Steel LLC and Cambridge Analytica) linked to Bannon Strategic Advisors, Inc. consulting firm of Trump 2016 campaign CEO Stephen Bannon

Lawsuits
This section will include all Fark threads related to lawsuits filed against the Head Toupee or anyone in his administration, including Ivanka

Citizens Action Coalition, et al. v. Indiana House Rep.
Pence hid emails when governor of Indiana

Cork Wine Bar
owners suing President's business for unfair business practices

Modern Appealing Clothing
suing Ivanka Trump for unfair business practices

CREW
Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington suing President for violating Emoluments Clause

FSFP
Free Speech for People with NYAG suing President for abuse of power

Eric Schneiderman
Attorney General, New York

Jeffrey A. Lovitky
failure to comply with financial disclosure law

Summer Zervos
former TV show contestant suing President for repeated attempted sexual assault

Makaeff v. Trump University, LLC
sought refunds and punitive damages for breach of contract, fraud, negligent misrepresentation and bad faith

City of Portland
challenging cutting off federal funds to sanctuary cities

Campaign Legal Center (CLC)
alleges super PAC made illegal contributions to Trump 2016 campaign

Trump v. Paint Spot


=Removal From Office= For the full mess, please visit the archive

Article 1, Section 9, Clause 8
Emoluments Clause