Nicknames for Donald Trump

Here are some of the nicknames for the 45th* President of the United States

Of Scottish Origin

 * 1) tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon @MetalOllie via Twitter
 * 2) Custard-flavoured jobby, Leather-faced piss jar, Mangled apricot hellbeast, Bawbag-eyed fuck bumper, Glaikit heidbanger, Toupéd fucktrumpet, Knuckle-brained fart lozenge, Blinkered plum, Huffy wee fuckin bampot, Utter cockwomble, Degenerate corned beef face syrup wearing wankstain, Rug wearing thunder nugget, Fuckin walloper, Uncooked pastry, Hamster heedit bampot, Fuck-knuckle, Rotten orange fucknut, Onion-eyed flap dragon, Wee orange rodent, Mop-headed fud, Cock juggling thundercunt, Witless fucking cocksplat, Gerbil-headed, woodstained, haunted spunktrumpet, Shitstick fuckfaceThe Great People of Scotland via Twitter, Buzzfeed (In video form)

Multiple physical attributes

 * 1) Yam Being Mounted By A Gerbil

Small hands, penis

 * 1) short-fingered vulgarian Spy magazine's Graydon Carter and Kurt Andersen
 * 2) Grabby McSmallhands
 * 3) President Babydick
 * 4) Mr. Micropenis

Toupee-based

 * 1) hairsprayed huckster
 * 2) Corporal Combover

Orange, orange skin

 * 1) Orangeman
 * 2) bloviating orange moron
 * 3) Tangerine Nightmare
 * 4) mango tinted terror
 * 5) Spray Tan Enthusiast
 * 6) Orange shiatgibbon
 * 7) Geriatric Oompa Loompa

Butt-mouthed

 * 1) Potato With Butthole Lips

Political

 * 1) Orange Hitler
 * 2) Trumpenfuhrer
 * 3) Flim flam fuhrer
 * 4) President Joffrey
 * 5) Orange Joffrey
 * 6) fecal fingered Caligula
 * 7) Orange Mugabe
 * 8) Marmalade Mussulini
 * 9) Boss Tweet
 * 10) Kim Jong Trump
 * 11) Obertrumpenfuhrer
 * 12) Tangerine Tyrant
 * 13) Mohamed bin Trump
 * 14) Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi POTUS
 * 15) Baron Trumpkonnen

Political +Cheeto

 * 1) Cheeto Benito
 * 2) Cheetolini
 * 3) King Cheeto
 * 4) Cheetoe Guevera
 * 5) Benito Cheetolini
 * 6) Cheeto Hitler

Non-political

 * 1) President Daddy
 * 2) Father Trump

Puppet

 * 1) Putin's Cock Holster
 * 2) President Asterisk
 * 3) cut and paste Presidency

Cheeto-based

 * 1) Cheeto Supreme
 * 2) President Cheetolicious

Urine-based

 * 1) The Piss King
 * 2) President Peepee
 * 3) President Pissbaby

Related to Incompetence

 * 1) President Breaking Wind Sir Ian McKellen via Twitter
 * 2) ORALLY INCONTINENT PEDDLER OF FLYBLOWN MONKEY BOLLOCKS
 * 3) our national disgrace
 * 4) SnakeOilSalesman-in-Chief
 * 5) Tweetie
 * 6) Donny Least
 * 7) President Cowardly, Lying, Hate-Filled Sack of shiat
 * 8) President Gish Gallop
 * 9) El Payaso

Related to Mental Instability

 * 1) President Emotional Problems

Delusions of Wealth

 * 1) Little Lord Trumpleroy
 * 2) Self-Described Billionaire

Miscellaneous, other

 * 1) Deadbeat Donnie
 * 2) Dynamite Shitgibbon
 * 3) Disgusting Pussygrabber (President Disgusting Pussygrabber)
 * 4) Prince Trumperdink
 * 5) Trumplethinskin
 * 6) Farkface Von Clownstick
 * 7) Thin-Skinned Manbaby
 * 8) Veruca Salt
 * 9) President Business