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Dear Leader[]

The Show Is ‘Trump’[]

And it is sold-out performances everywhere

^(5/1/2017) CNN admits Trump is right about media bias 🐑Template:Ghac📰Template:Astro
^(5/4/2017) Foreign leaders have their own "art of the deal" when working with Trump: flattery. That should get the crow to drop the cheese Template:Weak🍼Template:Last
^(5/9/2017) We're in trouble / POTUS is crazy / We need a distraction / so Comey, maybe? Comey finds out he got fired by seeing it on TV; is stranded in Los Angeles; Live thread 1 of 2Template:FiredTemplate:Comey😺Template:Nixon
1. ^(5/9/2017) ? Comey comey comey comey comey coMEE is gone. You come and go, it's thread two oo oo oo ? Comey finds out he got fired by seeing it on TV; is stranded in Los Angeles; Live thread 2 of 2Template:FiredTemplate:Comey😺Template:Nixon
2. ^(5/10/2017) Remember when Democrats wanted Comey fired? Good times Template:ComeyTemplate:Acfbsabsvr}}≠
^(5/9/2017) Trump's security and travel costs now reach $40 million, making him the most expensive president in US history, Secret Service protects him, the first lady, five children, their three spouses and eight grandchildren. And four separate residences Template:White
^(5/10/2017) Mitch McConnell's most pressing concern after learning Comey got fired by President Trump? "We need a fair and timely confirmation process to fill the FBI director's position" Template:Acf
^(5/10/2017) Trump has been screaming at TVs, asking aides why the investigation isn't going away, demanding they go defend him 💣👑🏆
^(5/10/2017) Trump wanted a public execution to serve as a message to all of his enemies 🏆
^(5/11/2017) Trump was going to fire Comey regardless, as "he's a showboat, he's a grand-stander" in an interview with NBC News' Lester Holt, Trump said of Comey: "Look, he's a showboat, he's a grandstander, the FBI has been in turmoil. You know that, I know that. Everybody knows that. You take a look at the FBI a year ago, it was in virtual turmoil, less than a year ago ? it hasn't recovered from that"Template:Comey💣
1. ^(5/12/2017) Trump: I want to be probed "so strong and so good. I want to get to the bottom." He wants it "absolutely done properly" Template:Slip
2. ^(5/12/2017) HOLD EVERYTHING: Trump says he has a certified letter proving his innocence the President told Lester Holt during the interview that, "I just sent a letter to Lindsey Graham from one of the most prestigious law firms in the country that I have nothing to do with Russia"Template:Magic
3. ^(5/12/2017) Trump forgets that there are things like audio and video recordings and the internet and states that he didn't know Michael Flynn in 2015 bus{{}}Template:Oc8.0Template:Magic
  1. ^(5/12/2017) Reporter: Is Trump secretly recording conversations? Sssspicy: "the president has nothing further to add on that." Another Reporter: So that's a Yes? Sssspicy: "nothing further to add to that." 3rd rep: so he's TOTALLY doing it? S: NOTHING. TO. ADD YouTube clipTemplate:Tapes
4. ^(5/12/2017) NBC claims that Trump said something true during interview NBC fact checks Lester Holt interview of President TrumpTemplate:Dbunk
5. ^(5/12/2017) Trump: "I think we're doing a great job," ignoring the latest poll numbers that place him in lame duck Bush year territory In the interview with NBC's Lester Holt, the President proclaimed, "[My poll numbers] were so good, so strong, that if the election were held today, I would win by a lot more than I did on November 8 ... And I think we're doing a great job."Template:Oot
^(5/12/2017) Trump, "It depends on what your definition of loyalty is." We officially have a mob boss as president in a new interview with FOX News' Jeanine Pirro, the President refused to discuss the threat he tweeted to Comey; denied asking for Comey's loyalty to him; "All I want is for Comey to be honest and I hope he will be, and I?m sure he will be, I hope."Template:DigTemplate:Comey
^(5/13/2017) Four people interviewed for FBI job. Let's see, there's Larry, Curly, Moe, and who's the fourth stooge? AG Sessions and deputy AG Rod Rosenstein will interview: Andrew McCabe, current acting FBI Director; Alice Fisher, former DoJ criminal division chief; Michael Garcia, a New York state appeals court judge; John Cornyn, GOP senator from TexasTemplate:ComeyTemplate:Crony
^(5/13/2017) "In America, we do not worship government. We worship God" President Trump delivered Liberty University commencement, Lynchburg, VA, Saturday May 13, 2017Template:Kylem🐑≠Template:Fasc
^(5/12/2017) Sean Spicer seen packing up his hobo bindle after President Word Salad threatens to cancel press briefings because it's impossible for his staff to speak with "perfect accuracy" the President tweeted: "...Maybe the best thing to do would be to cancel all future "press briefings" and hand out written responses for the sake of accuracy???"💣Template:Petu
1. ^(5/12/2017) Trump wants to cancel the highest-rated comedy on afternoon TV 💣Template:Petu
2. ^(5/12/2017) Oh please ... oh please ... oh please ... oh please ... pleeeeeeeeeeeease Independent UK headline: "Donald Trump says he wants to do press briefings instead of Sean Spicer"Template:Micro
  1. ^(5/13/2017) Trump White House may outsource press briefing duties to producers of a cable news channel. Gee, I wonder which one? of course it's FOX; also, the President "increasingly sees himself as the White House's only effective spokesman"Template:Micro

If You Don’t Tell People About Your Success[]

they probably won’t know about it

^(5/11/2017) Trump: 'don't you DARE compare me to Nixon, I am nothing like Nixon - now excuse me while I go consult with Henry Kissinger about firing my FBI director for daring to investigate my illegal actions' initially banned from Trump's scheduled meeting with Lavrov, White House press corps find former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger sitting with the president instead of Lavrov; on "Face the Nation" in December, 2016, Kissinger: "I don't doubt that the Russians are hacking us. And I hope we're doing some hacking there."Template:AudTemplate:TripTemplate:Nixon
^(5/11/2017) President Trump spends 100 minutes chatting with TIME reporters over a four-course meal, some of it even on the record. Let's see how it goes on May 8, 2017 Gibbs, Scherer and Miller from Time magazine interviewed the President in the Blue Room of the White House; Vice President Mike Pence and two unnamed senior Administration officials accompanied him for the wide-ranging interview🌅Template:Blow📰
1. ^(5/11/2017) "When the chicken arrives, [Trump is the only one given an extra dish of sauce. At the dessert course, he gets two scoops of vanilla ice cream, instead of the single scoop for everyone else"] One senior White House official recently outlined the three rules of Trump for a group of reporters: When you?re right, you fight. Controversy elevates message. And never apologize.🌅Template:Blow📰
  1. ^(5/11/2017) Relax everyone, Trump is now an expert on healthcare policy. While he admitted in Feb that it was "unbelievably complex" he now says "In a short period of time I understood everything there was to know about healthcare," Template:BlowTemplate:Exprt
  2. ^(5/12/2017) President Trump says criticism from Stephen Colbert "only helps me." And by 'me,' he means Colbert's ratings Template:DrstcTemplate:Weak
^(5/11/2017) Not Sean Spicer tells the Press that removing Comey will help bring the Russia/Trump investigation to a conclusion first Huckabee Sanders said, "We want this to come to its conclusion ... with integrity ... And we think that we've actually, by removing Director Comey, taken steps to make that happen"; later that day, Trump tells NBC: "When I [fired Comey] now I said, I probably, maybe will confuse people ... [but did it anyway] to do the right thing for the American people"Template:Comey💣Template:MagicTemplate:Goat
1. ^(5/12/2017) You thought that Bullshiat Spice was bad at his job? Well, it looks like in Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the Trump administration has managed to find someone possibly even worse. So much for hiring the "best people" Template:RevTemplate:Best🌅Template:Goat
2. ^(5/12/2017) Former FBI director James Comey is reported "furious" at the "lack of respect" being shown to him in comments made by Trump and White House officials. It remains to be seen whether he's gonna do something about it or just stand there and bleed no new direct quotes from Comey, only a quote from the letter to colleagues, previously released by CNN: "I have long believed that a President can fire an FBI Director for any reason, or for no reason at all ... I'm not going to spend time on the decision or the way it was executed. I hope you won't either. It is done, and I will be fine, although I will miss you and the mission deeply."Template:DefoppTemplate:Comey
^(5/12/2017) Despite being told that General Flynn might be compromised and open to blackmail by the Russians, Trump says he took 18 days to fire him because "it didn't seem like an emergency"
^(5/12/2017) Comey claims Trump demanded loyalty from him at that dinner and he demurred Comey said he was summoned to have dinner at the White House with the President while there he was asked to pledge his loyalty to Donald Trump; Trump disputes Comey's account saying Comey was the one who requested the dinner and did so to ask to keep his jobTemplate:Comey
1. ^(5/12/2017) Huh. Apparently, Trump wasn't honest about his dinner with Comey. Who'da thunk it? Template:ComeyTemplate:Bustd
^(5/12/2017) In the midst of all his current problems, it's nice to see President Trump still has time to troll Rosie O'Donnell 😺Template:Weak
^(5/12/2017) Oh, this is getting good, and it's not going to end well President Trump tweeted: "James Comey better hope there are no 'tapes' of our conversations before before he starts leaking to the press!"Template:Comey⚠

I Know Words, I Have The Best Words[]

^(5/1/2017) Trump quotes Andrew Jackson's criticism of the Civil War, which is impressive considering Jackson died 16 years before the war began"I mean, had Andrew Jackson been a little later you wouldn't have had the Civil War ... He was a very tough person but he had a big heart. He was really angry that he saw with regard to the Civil War, he said 'There's no reason for this.'" (from an [http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/trump-why-was-there-the-civil-war/article/2621749 interview with Salena Zito, Washington Examiner reporter)dk] {{}}Template:Slap
^(5/1/2017) So, Mr Trump, do you still stand by your claims of spying? "I don't stand by anything. I just -- you can take it the way you want...you don't have to ask me. I have my own opinions. You can have your own opinions. This interview is over." *smokebomb*
^(5/1/2017) Today marks the end of our long, national nightmare, as Donald Trump announces that he is making school lunches great again Template:JunkTemplate:Stigg
^(5/1/2017) Trump quotes Andrew Jackson's criticism of the Civil War, which is impressive considering Jackson died 16 years before the war began"I mean, had Andrew Jackson been a little later you wouldn't have had the Civil War ... He was a very tough person but he had a big heart. He was really angry that he saw with regard to the Civil War, he said 'There's no reason for this.'" (from an [http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/trump-why-was-there-the-civil-war/article/2621749 interview with Salena Zito, Washington Examiner reporter)] dk{{}}Template:SlapTemplate:Revhist
1. ^(5/2/2017) For some farking reason or another, NPR decided to fact check Donny's claim that Andrew Jackson could have stopped the Civil War Template:SlapTemplate:Revhist
  1. ^(5/2/2017) Trump keeps digging Template:DigTemplate:BlessTemplate:Revhist
  2. ^(5/2/2017) Trump doubles down on claim Jackson could have prevented Civil War 16 years before it started but does not specify if he thinks of Andrew Jackson as zombie peace ambassador or if this is some weird Obama time machine plot Template:DigTemplate:BlessTemplate:Revhist
^(5/2/2017) With three years and infinite presumption to go before his 2020 campaign, Trump is profiting handsomely from his reelection
^(5/2/2017) Democrats victory in the new spending bill was so lopsided that despite the GOP having the Presidency and majorities in the House and Senate, Democrats now believe they can block Trump's legislative priorities for years to come also, Pence credits Trump for passage of the spending bill, "thanks to the strong leadership of President Donald Trump ... [t]hanks to his direct engagement with members of Congress, we?re seeing real progress"Template:RoseTemplate:Gopgov
^(5/2/2017) Sir Richard Branson on President Trump's plans for coal: "I can't think of anything more stupid"
^(5/3/2017) Sometimes I need someone to explain what the President is saying. This in one of those times... x12
^(5/3/2017) "There is no reason there's not peace between Israel and the Palestinians - none whatsoever." - Donald Trump 😛Template:BlessTemplate:Magic
1. ^(5/4/2017) According to Trump Israelis and Palestinians work together beautifully, is there anywhere he can go from here? 😛Template:Magic
^(5/3/2017) At one of his golf courses, Trump has a plaque commemorating the Civil War battle Andrew Jackson won Northern Virginia Trump National Golf Club, between 14th, 15th holes; plaque commemorating a battle that happened elsewhere reads: "Many great American soldiers, both of the North and South, died at this spot. The casualties were so great that the water would turn red and thus became known as 'The River of Blood.' It is my great honor to have preserved this important section of the Potomac River!"Template:RevhistTemplate:Confed
^(5/4/2017) Have you ever been a victim of sexual assault? According to the GOP, you now have a pre-existing medical condition Template:GoppolTemplate:Stigg
1. ^(5/5/2017) By defining rape as a pre-existing condition, the GOP has put victims in the difficult position: report your assault and lose your insurance or stay silent and keep it Template:FnbTemplate:Stigg
^(5/4/2017) Oh, Jesus Template:Ch stTemplate:501c3
1. ^(5/4/2017) Trump's new pass for religious discrimination was signed... I've got Monday morning. Who wants Friday afternoon on the "Federal Judge Issues Injunction/Ban" pool? Presidential Executive Order Promoting Free Speech and Religious Liberty🐑
2. ^(5/5/2017) You might want to sit down for this, but it turns out the "religious liberty" executive order was a giant photo-op and isn't worth spit, so the ACLU isn't bothering to sue Template:Stunt
^(5/4/2017) Trump deletes tweet saying it was an "honor" to meet Palestinian leader Abbas. So if you're playing at home, it's ok to say it would be an honor to meet brutal North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, but not Mahmoud Abbas 😛
^(5/4/2017) What could go wrong with all these "religious liberty " laws? Behold exhibit A Template:RellibTemplate:Creep
^(5/5/2017) Donald Trump's big big bizarre religious day. Christ, what an asshole some feel Trump's religious freedom promises remain unfulfilledTemplate:RellibTemplate:Stunt
1. ^(5/5/2017) You might want to sit down for this, but it turns out the "religious liberty" executive order was a giant photo-op and isn't worth spit, so the ACLU isn't bothering to sue Template:RellibTemplate:Stunt
2. ^(5/5/2017) The ACLU may not be filing suit over Trump's latest Executive Order, but the FFRF damn well did Template:RellibTemplate:Ch st
^(5/5/2017) Yo, dawg, I hear you like polls, so here's a poll about polls so you can give your opinion about giving your opinion Template:Push❔

Firing the FBI Director[]

^(5/9/2017) We're in trouble / POTUS is crazy / We need a distraction / so Comey, maybe? Comey finds out he got fired by seeing it on TV; is stranded in Los Angeles; Live thread 1 of 2Template:FiredTemplate:Comey😺Template:Nixon
1. ^(5/9/2017) ♫ Comey comey comey comey comey coMEE is gone. You come and go, it's thread two oo oo oo ♫ Comey finds out he got fired by seeing it on TV; is stranded in Los Angeles; Live thread 2 of 2Template:FiredTemplate:Comey😺Template:Nixon
2. ^(5/10/2017) Remember when Democrats wanted Comey fired? Good times Template:ComeyTemplate:Acfbsabsvr}}≠
^(5/10/2017) Sessions told to do it Trump White House released letters from both Attorney General Sessions and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein justifying the decisionTemplate:ComeyTemplate:Jfo
1. ^(5/10/2017) Trump has been screaming at TVs, asking aides why the investigation isn't going away, demanding they go defend him 💣👑🏆
2. ^(5/10/2017) Elizabeth Warren laughs along with us at Trump's claim that Comey was fired because of Hillary Clinton "There?s nobody left in America who believes that Donald Trump fired James Comey ? because James Comey was mean to Hillary Clinton"Template:Comey
3. ^(5/10/2017) Let's see the score on how the GOP is reacting to news of Comey's termination. Livid: None Yet. Angry: 3 Skeptical: 6 Accepting: 6 Enthusiastic: 3 Angry: Flake (AZ), Comstock (VA), McCain (AZ), Curbelo (FL); Skeptical: Amash (MI), Sasse (NE), Lankford (OK), Burr (NC), Gowdy (SC), Corker (TN); Accepting: McConnell (KY), Tillis (NC), DeSantis (FL), Graham (SC), Banks (IN), Collins (ME), Rubio (FL); Enthusiastic: Roy Blunt (MO), Grassley (IA), Cornyn (TX)Template:ComeyTemplate:Svy
^(5/10/2017) Trump wanted a public execution to serve as a message to all of his enemies 🏆
^(5/10/2017) Fox News' breaking news on James Comey's firing: "James Comey Resigns" Template:OrwellTemplate:Lit
^(5/10/2017) "FBI agents in tears as news of Comey's firing spread" Template:ComeyTemplate:ConsqTemplate:Awake
^(5/10/2017) How confident are the Russians that they have a friend in the Oval Office? Confident enough to openly mock reporters for questioning the firing of Comey Template:Ussrpup
1. ^(5/10/2017) You know the Russian spy recruiter that Sessions lied about meeting with? Trump is meeting with him, right now. Bonus: Pic is from Russian outlet, meeting was closed to U.S. press Live threadRussian press posted pictures on Twitter of Trump in the Oval Office shaking hands with: Sergey Lavrov, Russian Foreign Minister and Sergey Kislyak, Russian Ambassador to the USTemplate:FordigTemplate:Ussrpup
^(5/10/2017) Rare sighting of a headline that asks a question and the answer is "Oh, hell yes"Headline asks: Is this a Constitutional Crisis? Politico asks legal experts to size up the Comey firing spec{{}}Template:ComeyTemplate:Constcrss
^(5/10/2017) McConnell rejects calls to appoint a special prosecutor to investigate the administration in the wake of Comey's firing. At least we THINK that's what he said, he's kinda hard to understand when his head is tucked into his shell like that "Today we'll no doubt hear calls for a new investigation, which could only serve to impede the current work being done"Template:SopTemplate:Gopgov
^(5/11/2017) Sarah Huckabee Sanders wants America to "move on" from the Russia investigation. With bonus Baghdad Bob "nothing to see here" pic Sanders again claimed the letters Trump received from both Sessions and Rosenstein "outlined the basic atrocities in circumventing the chain of command and the Department of Justice"Template:MagicTemplate:Goat
^(5/11/2017) Man oh man oh Chaffetz House Oversight Committee chair, Rep. Chaffetz, requested the Department of Justice?s inspector general review Trump?s decision to fire ComeyTemplate:AcfTemplate:Noose
^(5/11/2017) FBI agents: We never thought the leopard would try to eat _our_ faces, but it has, and it's time to take the leopard out Template:AcfTemplate:Reac
^(5/11/2017) Mudd calls President a coward. This is not a repeat from 1865 CNN counterterrorism analyst Phil Mudd, "the President acted in a cowardly fashion; he's a coward ... the President can't pick up the phone to say 'thank you for your service, goodbye,' but he can shake the hands of someone who was involved in subverting an election!?"
^(5/11/2017) Dear Rod Rosenstein, you boast a 27-year career in the Justice Department under five administrations and the distinction of being the longest-serving United States attorney in history. Now don't be a dick. Love, the New York Times NYTimes published open letter to the Deputy Director of the FBITemplate:SopTemplate:Acf
1. ^(5/11/2017) Rosenstein threatened to resign. No word on why he didn't ❔
2. ^(5/12/2017) Sacrificial lamb will address the Senate on Comey's retaliatory termination a Rosenstein briefing before the entire Senate will likely be closed and partially classified; "My caucus still believes that Attorney General Sessions must be made available to the Senate in a similar capacity ... I hope that the majority leader [McConnell] comes to the right decision and grants our request to question Mr. Sessions"Template:Comey
^(5/11/2017) Trump was going to fire Comey regardless, as "he's a showboat, he's a grand-stander" in an interview with NBC News' Lester Holt, Trump said of Comey: "Look, he's a showboat, he's a grandstander, the FBI has been in turmoil. You know that, I know that. Everybody knows that. You take a look at the FBI a year ago, it was in virtual turmoil, less than a year ago ? it hasn't recovered from that"Template:Comey💣
1. ^(5/11/2017) Not Sean Spicer tells the Press that removing Comey will help bring the Russia/Trump investigation to a conclusion first Huckabee Sanders said, "We want this to come to its conclusion ... with integrity ... And we think that we've actually, by removing Director Comey, taken steps to make that happen"; later that day, Trump tells NBC: "When I [fired Comey] now I said, I probably, maybe will confuse people ... [but did it anyway] to do the right thing for the American people"Template:Comey💣Template:MagicTemplate:Goat
  1. ^(5/12/2017) You thought that Bullshiat Spice was bad at his job? Well, it looks like in Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the Trump administration has managed to find someone possibly even worse. So much for hiring the "best people" Template:RevTemplate:Best🌅Template:Goat
  2. ^(5/12/2017) Former FBI director James Comey is reported "furious" at the "lack of respect" being shown to him in comments made by Trump and White House officials. It remains to be seen whether he's gonna do something about it or just stand there and bleed no new direct quotes from Comey, only a quote from the letter to colleagues, previously released by CNN: "I have long believed that a President can fire an FBI Director for any reason, or for no reason at all ... I'm not going to spend time on the decision or the way it was executed. I hope you won't either. It is done, and I will be fine, although I will miss you and the mission deeply."Template:DefoppTemplate:Comey
2. ^(5/12/2017) Trump: I want to be probed "so strong and so good. I want to get to the bottom." He wants it "absolutely done properly" Template:Slip
3. ^(5/12/2017) HOLD EVERYTHING: Trump says he has a certified letter proving his innocence the President told Lester Holt during the interview that, "I just sent a letter to Lindsey Graham from one of the most prestigious law firms in the country that I have nothing to do with Russia"Template:Magic
4. ^(5/12/2017) After Trump's disastrous interview with Lester Holt last night, his aides retreated to their offices in dour moods. Trump spent the night fuming and rage tweeting Rosie O'Donnell. Dear Americans, this is not normal Template:RevTemplate:ComeyTemplate:EggTemplate:Dig
5. ^(5/12/2017) The White Houses explanations for firing Comey keep crumbling due to their inability to keep their story straight and Trump not being able to shut up Template:ComeyTemplate:EggTemplate:Dig
6. ^(5/12/2017) Trump forgets that there are things like audio and video recordings and the internet and states that he didn't know Michael Flynn in 2015 bus{{}}Template:Oc8.0Template:Magic
7. ^(5/12/2017) A direct admission of obstruction of justice. Should I not have done that? Was that a bad thing? in his interview with Lester holt, the President said, "when I decided to just do it, I said to myself, I said 'you know, this Russia thing with Trump and Russia is a made-up story, it's an excuse by the Democrats for having lost an election that they should have won'"Template:MagicTemplate:Comey
  1. ^(5/12/2017) Reporter: Is Trump secretly recording conversations? Sssspicy: "the president has nothing further to add on that." Another Reporter: So that's a Yes? Sssspicy: "nothing further to add to that." 3rd rep: so he's TOTALLY doing it? S: NOTHING. TO. ADD YouTube clipTemplate:Tapes
  2. ^(5/12/2017) Comey at me bro a source familiar with the matter told CNN: "if there is a tape, there's nothing [James Comey] is worried about"Template:ComeyTemplate:Bluff
  3. ^(5/12/2017) Wikileaks offers $100,000 bounty on the Trump-Comey tape Wikileaks tweeted, "WikiLeaks offers US$100k for the Trump-Comey tapes. To increase the reward send Bitcoin to reward address: 1FfzC3KrbrJ3CRbz4hqHnxSqvYfy9M5CT"Template:ComeyTemplate:Tapes
8. ^(5/12/2017) NBC claims that Trump said something true during interview NBC fact checks Lester Holt interview of President TrumpTemplate:Dbunk
9. ^(5/12/2017) Trump: "I think we're doing a great job," ignoring the latest poll numbers that place him in lame duck Bush year territory In the interview with NBC's Lester Holt, the President proclaimed, "[My poll numbers] were so good, so strong, that if the election were held today, I would win by a lot more than I did on November 8 ... And I think we're doing a great job."Template:Oot
^(5/11/2017) The New Yorker nails its cover yet again. This time addressing the Comey affair the cover is a cartoon of Attorney General dragging former FBI Director James Comey away like Dr. David Dao with Trump overseeing
^(5/11/2017) Trump cancels visit to the FBI headquarters after FBI warns him he will not be greeted warmly. Dude, you poked the wrong hornet's nest
^(5/12/2017) Jeff Sessions must resign on "The Lead with Jake Tapper" Senator Kamala Harris (D CA) calls for Sessions' resignationTemplate:Comey
^(5/12/2017) Fox reporter: So, what do you think about this Comey firing? Random Guy: It should have happened earlier, but I think it's to distract us from Russian inf- Fox reporter: OOPS, so sorry, gotta go when asked about Comey's firing, Pat Flagherty (sp), a customer at the Tastee Diner, Bethesda, Maryland told Fox & Friends correspondent Griff Jenkins, "I think it should have been done much earlier ... I think--not to be too Machiavellian about it--why does it take such a long time for these guys to arrive at this conclusion. Is it because we're getting too tight in finding out too much information linked to [Russian President Vladimir] Putin?"; Jenkins abruptly moved away and on to another customerTemplate:ComeyTemplate:Slap
^(5/12/2017) Comey claims Trump demanded loyalty from him at that dinner and he demurred Comey said he was summoned to have dinner at the White House with the President while there he was asked to pledge his loyalty to Donald Trump; Trump disputes Comey's account saying Comey was the one who requested the dinner and did so to ask to keep his jobTemplate:Comey
1. ^(5/12/2017) Huh. Apparently, Trump wasn't honest about his dinner with Comey. Who'da thunk it? Template:ComeyTemplate:Bustd
^(5/12/2017) Oh, this is getting good, and it's not going to end well President Trump tweeted: "James Comey better hope there are no 'tapes' of our conversations before before he starts leaking to the press!"Template:Comey⚠
1. ^(5/12/2017) Rep. Adam Schiff responds to Trump. Oh, there are tapes? Well, hand 'em over. Congress needs to investigate. Law of unintended consequences gonna be gettin' a workout with Trump in office Rep. Schiff replied in tweet, "Mr. President, if there are "tapes" relevant to the Comey firing, it's because you made them and they should be provided to Congress."Template:TapesTemplate:Bluff
2. ^(5/12/2017) Another Congressman demands that Trump give Congress the tapes he claims to have of his conversations with the former FBI Director. I can haz schadenfreude? Rep. Raja Krishnamoorthi (D IL 8th) wrote a letter to White House counsel, Donald F. McGahn II requesting the tapes referenced in the President's tweet: "These White House tapes could accelerate current investigations as previous tapes have aided past inquiries."Template:BluffTemplate:Tapes
^(5/12/2017) Dick Burr might be the last man who can stop Trump
^(5/12/2017) Soon to be President Mike Pence is neck deep in the Comey firing scandal Template:ComeyTemplate:Collu
^(5/12/2017) Contradicting Trump, Roger Stone says the two have spoken fairly recently Stone admitted contact with suspected Russian hacker "Guccifer 2.0"; CNN reported Stone recommended firing Comey to President; President tweeted: "The Roger Stone report @CNN is false--Fake News. Have not spoken to Roger in a long time--had nothing to do with my decision."; Friday, May 12, 2017 on ABC's "The View", Stone: "I'm not going to contradict the president and I'm not going to say when I spoke to him ... but I would say this, I have spoken to him very recently"Template:ComeyTemplate:Dig
^(5/12/2017) 5 very important questions regarding Comey's firing and the FBI investigation of Russiagate, answered bts{{}}Template:Comey
^(5/12/2017) Trump, "It depends on what your definition of loyalty is." We officially have a mob boss as president in a new interview with FOX News' Jeanine Pirro, the President refused to discuss the threat he tweeted to Comey; denied asking for Comey's loyalty to him; "All I want is for Comey to be honest and I hope he will be, and I?m sure he will be, I hope."Template:DigTemplate:Comey
^(5/13/2017) "I was a Watergate prosecutor; I know obstruction when I see it. And Trump's firing of Comey was just that" Jill Wine-Banks, one of three assistant special prosecutors who tried Watergate's obstruction of justice caseTemplate:ComeyTemplate:Nixon

Finding A Replacement for the FBI Director[]

^(5/10/2017) Guess who's in the running for Comey's replacement? If you think it's a person who isn't insane, you may want to sit down a report from Reuters suggest Milwaukee County Sheriff David A. Clarke, Jr. and Rudy Giuliani for the positionTemplate:Horse
^(5/13/2017) Four people interviewed for FBI job. Let's see, there's Larry, Curly, Moe, and who's the fourth stooge? AG Sessions and deputy AG Rod Rosenstein will interview: Andrew McCabe, current acting FBI Director; Alice Fisher, former DoJ criminal division chief; Michael Garcia, a New York state appeals court judge; John Cornyn, GOP senator from TexasTemplate:ComeyTemplate:Crony

There's Nobody's Bigger Or Better At The Military Than I Am[]

^(5/11/2017) Trump wants "Goddamn steam" power for carrier catapults. Next up the US Navy will be switching back to coal Trump wants to replace the digital system, Electro-Magnetic Aircraft Launch System (EMALS), with the antiquated steam system after hearing about EMALS used aboard the USS Gerald R FordTemplate:MicroTemplate:ExprtTemplate:Micx

I Like The Fact That You All Voted For Me[]

Make America Great Again[]

We Had A Massive Landslide Victory[]

^(5/1/2017) Argentina: We're going to give President Jimmy Carter our highest honor. Donald Trump: Oh no, you don't President Macri rescinds award for former President Carter at the urging of the Trump administration; Carter was to be honored by Argentina with their highest honor for a foreign person, the Order of the Liberator General San Martín, in recognition of "his work in promoting human rights during Argentina?s last military dictatorship"Template:PetuTemplate:Stigg
^(5/3/2017) The President of the United States was directly involved in the witch hunt for the person who posted the side by side inauguration photos "Obviously, this has become a very sensitive issue, especially since the President has gotten directly involved and contacted Acting Director Mike Reynolds concerned about one of the images that was retweeted" January 21, 2017 email from Tim Cash to Shaun CavanaughTemplate:WitchTemplate:Tyrant
^(5/10/2017) Fox News' breaking news on James Comey's firing: "James Comey Resigns" Template:OrwellTemplate:Lit
^(5/10/2017) Guess who's in the running for Comey's replacement? If you think it's a person who isn't insane, you may want to sit down a report from Reuters suggest Milwaukee County Sheriff David A. Clarke, Jr. and Rudy Giuliani for the positionTemplate:Horse
^(5/10/2017) The Rock says he's considering a run for President. Says he will bring the whuppin, and that all his political opponents should bring the ass 👟Template:Pretty😺
^(5/11/2017) "Welcome to the White House. Please help yourself to a complimentary handout of the President's electoral college win. Also, be sure to admire the giant framed version of it hanging on the wall" Template:Weak
^(5/11/2017) Trump supporters are outraged that Trump is being held to standards of reasonable and ordinary behavior 📰
^(5/11/2017) "Now I might not be a big-city lawyer, but I know how to orchestrate a fascistic consolidation of power into the tiny hands of a huge egomaniac" Politico headline: "Comey firing shows Sessions? growing clout"Template:Cozy
^(5/12/2017) Comey claims Trump demanded loyalty from him at that dinner and he demurred Comey said he was summoned to have dinner at the White House with the President while there he was asked to pledge his loyalty to Donald Trump; Trump disputes Comey's account saying Comey was the one who requested the dinner and did so to ask to keep his jobTemplate:Comey
^(5/12/2017) We can relax everyone, Trump's lawyers have reviewed 10 years of his tax returns and found no income from Russia (with some exceptions) a letter signed by two "tax partners" with the law firm Morgan, Lewis, Brockius, LLP, Sheri A. Dillon and William F. Nelson did not include any copies of the returns for the years in questionTemplate:Fine
1. ^(5/12/2017) When you need a law firm to certify that you have no financial connection to Russia you should really avoid the 2016 Russian Law Firm of the Year Chambers Europe Awards, 2016 Russia Law Firm of the Year: "This active Moscow office of an American firm offers top-level advice in regards to the energy sector and also houses very strong banking and M&A teams. Its in-depth sectoral expertise also includes TMT and private equity. Among recent highlights, the firm advised CTC Media on the sale of its Russian operating business to Russian investors."
^(5/12/2017) Soon to be President Mike Pence is neck deep in the Comey firing scandal Template:ComeyTemplate:Collu

I Won The Popular Vote[]

if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally

^(5/5/2017) Yo, dawg, I hear you like polls, so here's a poll about polls so you can give your opinion about giving your opinion Template:Push❔

I Have A Very Good Brain[]

My primary consultant is myself

^(5/6/2017) The President of the United States believes exercise is bad for you because humans contain a finite amount of energy which exercise depletes more quickly, like a battery Template:Myth
^(5/7/2017) The day before fired Justice Dept. official Sally Yates is scheduled to testify, Trump unlocked his Twitter account again and angrily demanded the "fake media" begin investigating nonexistent ties between Democrats and Russia 😺
^(5/8/2017) "What the Trump administration did last week on the federal budget was so astoundingly bizarre that it would have been a great plot for an episode of The Twilight Zone if that show were still on the air"
^(5/8/2017) Trump moves onto witness tampering "Ask Sally Yates, under oath, if she knows how classified information got into the newspapers soon after she explained it to W.H. Council (sic)" @realDonaldTrump Twitter account💣
^(5/9/2017) Trump goes on Twitter tantrum after Sally Yates humiliates him and the entire GOP 💣
1. ^(5/9/2017) Trump claims the story of his collusion with Russia is a 'total hoax.' Well, I guess that settles it, then. Someone hit the lights 💣
^(5/9/2017) Trump: Trudeau almost begged me to not kill NAFTA. Canada: Actually, your own aides called us and begged Trudeau to not give in to your demands 💣🍼Template:Eh
^(5/9/2017) During the signing of his religious "liberty" executive order, Trump cited the case of military vets who could not receive religious objects as a reason for his order. Pentagon: WTF are you talking about? 🐑Template:Blow
^(5/11/2017) As a matter of national security, it's time to delete little Trumpy's Twitter account 🍼💣
^(5/12/2017) Oh, this is getting good, and it's not going to end well President Trump tweeted: "James Comey better hope there are no 'tapes' of our conversations before before he starts leaking to the press!"Template:Comey⚠
1. ^(5/12/2017) Rep. Adam Schiff responds to Trump. Oh, there are tapes? Well, hand 'em over. Congress needs to investigate. Law of unintended consequences gonna be gettin' a workout with Trump in office Rep. Schiff replied in tweet, "Mr. President, if there are "tapes" relevant to the Comey firing, it's because you made them and they should be provided to Congress."Template:TapesTemplate:Bluff
2. ^(5/12/2017) Another Congressman demands that Trump give Congress the tapes he claims to have of his conversations with the former FBI Director. I can haz schadenfreude? Rep. Raja Krishnamoorthi (D IL 8th) wrote a letter to White House counsel, Donald F. McGahn II requesting the tapes referenced in the President's tweet: "These White House tapes could accelerate current investigations as previous tapes have aided past inquiries."Template:BluffTemplate:Tapes
^(5/12/2017) HOLD EVERYTHING: Trump says he has a certified letter proving his innocence the President told Lester Holt during the interview that, "I just sent a letter to Lindsey Graham from one of the most prestigious law firms in the country that I have nothing to do with Russia"Template:Magic
^(5/12/2017) Trump, "It depends on what your definition of loyalty is." We officially have a mob boss as president in a new interview with FOX News' Jeanine Pirro, the President refused to discuss the threat he tweeted to Comey; denied asking for Comey's loyalty to him; "All I want is for Comey to be honest and I hope he will be, and I?m sure he will be, I hope."Template:DigTemplate:Comey

Questionable Decision Making[]

^(5/9/2017) We're in trouble / POTUS is crazy / We need a distraction / so Comey, maybe? Comey finds out he got fired by seeing it on TV; is stranded in Los Angeles; Live thread 1 of 2Template:FiredTemplate:Comey😺Template:Nixon
1. ^(5/9/2017) ♫ Comey comey comey comey comey coMEE is gone. You come and go, it's thread two oo oo oo ♫ Comey finds out he got fired by seeing it on TV; is stranded in Los Angeles; Live thread 2 of 2Template:FiredTemplate:Comey😺Template:Nixon
  for the consequences of this decision, please see this section
^(5/12/2017) Despite being told that General Flynn might be compromised and open to blackmail by the Russians, Trump says he took 18 days to fire him because "it didn't seem like an emergency"
^(5/12/2017) Sean Spicer seen packing up his hobo bindle after President Word Salad threatens to cancel press briefings because it's impossible for his staff to speak with "perfect accuracy" the President tweeted: "...Maybe the best thing to do would be to cancel all future "press briefings" and hand out written responses for the sake of accuracy???"💣Template:Petu
1. ^(5/12/2017) Trump wants to cancel the highest-rated comedy on afternoon TV 💣Template:Petu
2. ^(5/12/2017) Oh please ... oh please ... oh please ... oh please ... pleeeeeeeeeeeease Independent UK headline: "Donald Trump says he wants to do press briefings instead of Sean Spicer"Template:Micro
  1. ^(5/13/2017) Trump White House may outsource press briefing duties to producers of a cable news channel. Gee, I wonder which one? of course it's FOX; also, the President "increasingly sees himself as the White House's only effective spokesman"Template:Micro
3. ^(5/13/2017) WAMP WAMP: Nobody wants to be Donald Trump's new spokesperson because 'you wind up looking like a liar or a fool' David Axelrod: "The most hazardous duty in Washington these days is that of Trump surrogate because the president constantly undercuts the statements of his own people ... [y]ou wind up looking like a liar or a fool"Template:Micro💣
^(5/11/2017) Trump was going to fire Comey regardless, as "he's a showboat, he's a grand-stander" in an interview with NBC News' Lester Holt, Trump said of Comey: "Look, he's a showboat, he's a grandstander, the FBI has been in turmoil. You know that, I know that. Everybody knows that. You take a look at the FBI a year ago, it was in virtual turmoil, less than a year ago ? it hasn't recovered from that"Template:Comey💣
^(5/12/2017) Trump, "It depends on what your definition of loyalty is." We officially have a mob boss as president in a new interview with FOX News' Jeanine Pirro, the President refused to discuss the threat he tweeted to Comey; denied asking for Comey's loyalty to him; "All I want is for Comey to be honest and I hope he will be, and I?m sure he will be, I hope."Template:DigTemplate:Comey
^(5/13/2017) Unlike his ego, Trump's inner circle is rapidly shrinking Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner, campaign spokeswoman, Hope Hicks and longtime bodyguard, Keith Schiller👑Template:GopgovTemplate:Noose

I Think [Putin Has] Done Really A Great Job Of Outsmarting Our Country[]

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^(5/10/2017) How confident are the Russians that they have a friend in the Oval Office? Confident enough to openly mock reporters for questioning the firing of Comey Template:Ussrpup
^(5/10/2017) You know the Russian spy recruiter that Sessions lied about meeting with? Trump is meeting with him, right now. Bonus: Pic is from Russian outlet, meeting was closed to U.S. press Live threadRussian press posted pictures on Twitter of Trump in the Oval Office shaking hands with: Sergey Lavrov, Russian Foreign Minister and Sergey Kislyak, Russian Ambassador to the USTemplate:FordigTemplate:Ussrpup

The Beauty Of Me Is That I’m Very Rich[]

^(5/3/2017) Donald Trump says his IRS audit could end soon, after which he could release his tax returns. He'll also start embracing the media, vacation with Nancy Pelosi and give Kim Jong-un the Medal of Freedom
^(5/12/2017) We can relax everyone, Trump's lawyers have reviewed 10 years of his tax returns and found no income from Russia (with some exceptions) a letter signed by two "tax partners" with the law firm Morgan, Lewis, Brockius, LLP, Sheri A. Dillon and William F. Nelson did not include any copies of the returns for the years in questionTemplate:Fine
1. ^(5/12/2017) When you need a law firm to certify that you have no financial connection to Russia you should really avoid the 2016 Russian Law Firm of the Year Chambers Europe Awards, 2016 Russia Law Firm of the Year: "This active Moscow office of an American firm offers top-level advice in regards to the energy sector and also houses very strong banking and M&A teams. Its in-depth sectoral expertise also includes TMT and private equity. Among recent highlights, the firm advised CTC Media on the sale of its Russian operating business to Russian investors."

Trust Me. I’m Like A Smart Person[]

^(5/2/2017) Trump: The US 'needs a good shutdown'. Always start at the top I always say Template:Gopgov
^(5/3/2017) Donald and Ivanka, still pimping a Philippine condo project "[the Manila project] is inconsistent with how the US has been relating to Duterte since he came to power. But it is consistent with what is important to Donald Trump."Template:ConflTemplate:Pilip😛Template:Trump
^(5/3/2017) While Trump claims that the recent budget deal includes a "down payment on the border wall" a keen observer will note that the down payment was in the amount of $0
^(5/7/2017) Following the healthcare vote, fearing not enough faces will be eaten, the GOP decides to go after your 401k Template:CreepTemplate:401k📎
^(5/9/2017) Trump's security and travel costs now reach $40 million, making him the most expensive president in US history, Secret Service protects him, the first lady, five children, their three spouses and eight grandchildren. And four separate residences Template:White
^(5/10/2017) Trump is such a yuuuuge titan in business, his Taj Mahal casino just sold for 4 cents on the dollar Template:Trump

I Am Fortunate To Have Been Blessed With Great Genes[]

Obama Had My "Wires Tapped"[]

We Love ‘The Art Of The Deal’[]

but the Bible is far, far superior

^(5/4/2017) Trump getting ready to make his first diplomatic trip as President, where he will visit the golf courses of Saudi Arabia, Israel and Rome anonymous senior administration official told reporters, that the trip is about "making sure the three faiths work together" to combat radicalism, deprive terrorists of funding, and tackle intractable issues like Syria, the continuing Israeli Palestinian conflict, and the interference of Iran throughout the MideastTemplate:VisitTemplate:Magic
^(5/5/2017) Donald Trump's big big bizarre religious day. Christ, what an asshole some feel Trump's religious freedom promises remain unfulfilledTemplate:RellibTemplate:Stunt

Knock The Crap Out Of Them I Will Pay For The Legal Fees I Promise[]

Section title: February 1, 2016, New Republic, Los Angeles Times

^(5/9/2017) Airport heckler comes after Kellyanne Conway. Her response, "Here, someone hold my earrings" unnamed man shouted "Keep trashing America" at Conway in Washingyon National Airport👑💥🌅
^(5/11/2017) Just another Trump supporter caught on camera screaming obscenities and threatening children. Stay for the sadface mugshot goodness Connecticut native, Alexander Jennes Downing, 35, was arrested May 3 and taken into custody by the South Padre Island Police for the reported public intoxication incident; Downing was recorded shouting, "You?re a fucking Muslim, motherfucker ... You will never ever, ever, stop me, my Christianity, from rising above your Sharia law. Your Sharia law don?t mean shit to me ... Donald Trump will stop you. Donald Trump will stop you! Donald Trump got you motherfuckers. Watch? watch."Template:Murcn💥

There Was Blood Coming Out Of Her Eyes. Blood Coming Out Of Her—Wherever[]

I Will Be The Greatest Jobs President[]

that God ever created

^(5/5/2017) Unemployment falls to lowest rate since 2007. Thanks, Trubama
1. ^(5/5/2017) New graphic shows how Trump took Obama's time-machine and fixed the unemployment problems of the Great Recession

We See A Lot Of Money Pouring In From Russia[]

^(5/3/2017) Ivanka, supposed supporter of extending paid maternity leave, told her former company's pregnant employees to get back to work a mere week after delivery back in 2013. My how things change in four years Template:Trump👑
^(5/3/2017) Donald and Ivanka, still pimping a Philippine condo project "[the Manila project] is inconsistent with how the US has been relating to Duterte since he came to power. But it is consistent with what is important to Donald Trump."Template:ConflTemplate:Pilip😛Template:Trump
^(5/5/2017) State Department retweets positive mention of Ivanka's book, then deletes it because someone pointed out it was a massive conflict of interest Template:ConflTemplate:Shill
^(5/8/2017) What is said on the golf course, stays on the golf course, except when it's Eric Trump bragging about how the Russians helped them bankroll their North Carolina course, and how they 'go there all the time.' Golly-gosh that's such a coincidence Template:ErictTemplate:Golf🏪Template:Sink
1. ^(5/8/2017) Eric Trump denies saying something he said back in 2014 about Russian money comments to New York Post: "Itâs a recollection from some guy three years ago through a third person"; "We own our courses free and clear"; "We have zero ties to Russian investors"; described the report as "categorically untrue" and "complete garbage"Template:ErictTemplate:Golf🏪Template:Sink

It's Totes Okay When We Do It[]

Faithful[]

I Love The Poorly Educated[]

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Donald's Imaginary Friends and His Faithful Followers[]

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Ministry of Misinformation[]

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I'll Choose The Best People For My Administration[]

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