This is an archive of Ministry of Misinformation Fark threads for the month of March, 2017
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TV/Cable[]
Jimmy Fallon[]
TV's Jay Leno, Jr.
FOX[]
- (3/27/2017) Fox News mocked for running NEWS ALERT that Trump spent all weekend working at the White House when, in fact, he was golfing
- Fox News host suggested that the Secret Service should kill Snoop Dogg and Bow Wow after Snoop recently made a music video in which he points a gun at a clown version of President Trump, because that's what you do in a Democracy
- Fox News was the most-watched cable network for Trump's State of The Confederacy speech
- Fox News CEO is a little concerned about all the fake news they are creating. How concerned? Fake fake concerned
- Fox News won't fact check The Big Cheeto's claim about Obama wiretapping him, but they will "fact check" Obama's denial of it. Bonus: There wasn't any fact checking, it was someone's opinion
- A minute-by-minute breakdown of two hours of this morning's "Fox & Friends" and President Trump's tweets that soon followed and referenced each story almost verbatim
- Fox News slams GOP health care reform plan. Yes, THAT Fox News
- Fox News: Very concerned for your privacy. Well not necessarily yours, but someone's
- John Oliver really, really hates Trumpcare and everything the GOP is trying to do with the ACA, so he is again trying to reach Trump by purchasing airtime on Fox & Friends and airing another commercial targeting the DC audience
- FTFA: In what can be described as journalistic malpractice and a gross dereliction of duty, the alt-left radical propaganda press continues to insist there is some nefarious connection between President Trump and Moscow. Evidence? They don't need any
Bill O'Reilly[]
Godfather of the Spin Zone
David Bossie[]
former Trump Deputy Campaign Manager
Fox & Friends[]
- A minute-by-minute breakdown of two hours of this morning's "Fox & Friends" and President Trump's tweets that soon followed and referenced each story almost verbatim
- Cancer patient calls bullshiat on Samantha Bee's 'half-apology'
- While most news outlets reported the twin bombshells Comey dropped yesterday, that Trump lied, and that Trump's team is being investigated; Fox and Friends tweets "you didn't miss much" with a supercut of the questions Comey DIDN'T answer
Sean Hannity[]
THE Sean Hannity
- 'Didn't you used to be a girl?': Chaz Bono faces deluge of online hate after Hannity Twitter spat
- FTFA: In what can be described as journalistic malpractice and a gross dereliction of duty, the alt-left radical propaganda press continues to insist there is some nefarious connection between President Trump and Moscow. Evidence? They don't need any
- After one of their many on-air arguments, "Hannity pulled out a gun and pointed it directly at Williams...he even turned on the laser sight, causing a red dot to bob around on Williams' body"
- (3/26/2017) Sean Hannity asked Ted Koppel, "You think I'm bad for America?" The answer will not surprise you
Kayleigh McEnany[]
CNN spokesmodel
- (3/23/2017) Kayleigh McEnany tried to say her fellow CNN panelists didn't support the Fourth Amendment. She was quickly humiliated, as is tradition
- (3/29/2017) Full of self-righteousness and a desire to defend Trump, Kayleigh McEnany angrily argues President Obama went out and played golf after he learned of Daniel Pearl's killing, saying it was unpresidential. Good thing Obama wasn't president in 2002
Morning Joe[]
the only show worth watching on MSNBC
- (3/29/2017) Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski say they were successful in that they got inside Trump's head
"Judge" Napolitano[]
- Obviously, the reason no one can find any evidence that Obama ordered Trump wiretapped is because he asked James Bond to do it
- Fox News host suggested that the Secret Service should kill Snoop Dogg and Bow Wow after Snoop recently made a music video in which he points a gun at a clown version of President Trump, because that's what you do in a Democracy
Jeanine Pirro[]
former judge, FOX News spokesmodel
James Rosen[]
reporter'
Shepard Smith[]
Online[]
Breitbart "News"[]
- Sessions was not technically asked if anyone in the Trump campaign talked with the Russians, only what he would do if they had. Therefore it was not perjury when he said no one had communicated with them
- Mark Levin knows what's up. It's not the possible collusion between Trump and the Russians we should we worried about, it's the fact that President Obama used his power in office to spy on Trump with a view to undermine his Presidency
- Breitbart mocks globalist WSJ for suggesting it could support Trump if only he got rid of Steve Bannon and Steve Miller
- Breitbart: Yo WaPo, while Trump's proposal to publish a list of immigrant crimes and their victims does have Nazi overtones, the big difference is that Hitler did it against loyal, legal, law abiding German Jews, not illegal criminals. So, checkmate
- Breitbart, Steve Bannon's own personal public relations arm, thinks the GOP's ACA replacement is terrible
- Breitbart begins sharpening some very long knives
- Inside internet hate site: "We're not a hate site"
- Breitbart wants Trump to go full Andrew Jackson and ignore the courts and their verdicts, because that's what you do in a Democracy
- The FBI Russia probe will also investigate the Western wing of Russia's propaganda machine, Breitbart and Infowars
- Monday's hearing "debunked" Trump's wiretapping tweets, but left his underlying claim intact: that there was surveillance of the Trump campaign; that the results were shared throughout the government - even possibly reaching the Obama White House
- Breitbart begins sharpening some very long knives
- Breitbart loves trolling Paul Ryan. Well who wouldn't?
- Inside internet hate site: "We're not a hate site"
- (3/27/2017) Breitbart denied permanent Capitol Hill press credentials, which shouldn't be surprising as he's been dead for years now
- (3/29/2017) Former writer for Breitbart reveals the company--and Bannon--violated laws by cutting deals with their landlord, a wealthy Egyptian. The conflict of interest continues
Paul L. Caron[]
editor, TaxProf Blog
Matt Drudge[]
InfoWars[]
- Facebook is marking InfoWars links as "spam", regardless of whether Alex Jones appears shirtless
- The FBI Russia probe will also investigate the Western wing of Russia's propaganda machine, Breitbart and Infowars
Independent Journal Review[]
founded by former Republican party staffers Alex Skatell and Phil Musser in 2012
Erin McPike[]
reporter, Independent Journal Review
NewsMax[]
Reason Magazine[]
RT[]
formerly known as Russia Today
- Since Donald Trump is having such a hard time with his Russian ties, Russia Today figured it was the perfect time to revisit President Obama's birth certificate
- RT thought Michael Flynn was worth paying $45K to speak in Moscow. This means something, right?
Townhall[]
- Watch the liberals. Listen to what they say, because their lies and their slanders are a road map to their plans for the future
- President Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize. He's only been in office a month so the odds are against him, like our president has ever been daunted by the odds
- "Nobody ever talks about the fact that [the words 'wires tapped' was in quotes [in the tweet], but that's a very important thing"]
- (3/28/2017) "Repeal and replace Obamacare" made a nice campaign sound bite, not least because of the alliteration. How do you do it, though, once government-sponsored insurance has become part of the living-room furniture?
- (3/30/2017) There are at least three things you need for a successful political movement: convictions, courage and effective communication. The Republicans in Congress behave as if they have none of the above
Weekly Standard[]
WikiLeaks[]
- Wikileaks is publishing all of Donald's secrets. Wait, it's only 1000s of CIA documents? That's not the same thing? But he's the President. Damn you Obama
- There's only one common theme in the WikiLeaks and Snowden scandal: Russia always stands to gain
- Brexit backer and Trump supporter Farage stops by Ecuadorian embassy housing Wikileaks' Julian Assange. Asked by reporters what he was doing there, he replies that he doesn't remember. Not suspicious at all
- (3/23/2017) Trying to deflect attention from Trump's ties to Russia, Wikileaks releases CIA guide to hacking Apple products. Joke's on them as Trump uses an Android phone
Radio[]
Erick Erickson[]
radio host
Mark Levin[]
radio host
Print[]
National Review[]
- New York Times wants you to forget one of their narratives. Forget, forget, deep breath now, forget. Please standby to naively accept the next installment
- Man: "I've yet to read anything positive about this healthcare bill". Woman: "Try going 2 a conservative source and open up your reading habits". Man: "I'm the editor of National Review Online"
- (3/24/2017) Before it denounced the alt-right, the National Review elevated its ideals
New York Daily News[]
New York Post[]
Personalities[]
Scott Adams[]
artist, visionary behind Dilbert cartoon
Tim Allen[]
1990's TV wasbeen
Julian Assange[]
- Julian Assange is alarmed about the amount of attention he's not getting these days
- Apparently Putin doesn't want a Pence presidency
Andre Bauer[]
pundit, former Lt.Governor, (R SC)
Ann Coulter[]
- "Immigrant privilege drives the child rape epidemic." Oh my f*cking God Ann Coulter actually said that line. And wrote an article about it. And believes it. And...Jesus Tapdancing Christ what the fark is wrong with her
- (3/23/2017) "We've hit full-on crazy," laments Baba Yaga, though not because of the Russia scandal but because of judges blocking a racist travel ban
- (3/31/2017) Three months after students at UC Berkeley successfully repelled a talk by Conservative lightning rod of hate Milo Yiannopoulos, the college is now inviting Baba Yaga to discuss illegal immigration. This should end about as well
Newt Gingrich[]
former Speaker of the House
former Governor Mike Huckabee (R AR)[]
- Gov. Mike Huckabee says Trump should do what Andrew Jackson did when courts overreached and just ignore them. Recall that Jackson was illegally kicking Indians off their land and sending them into a deadly forced march. Coming soon Trail of Tears II
- (3/30/2017) Mike Huckabee caught on tape making assumptions on Lindsey Graham's sexuality
Alex Jones[]
"journalist"
- The most Fark ready headline that has ever been Fark ready: "Goddamn it, Alex Jones has taken his shirt off again" (WARNING: Alex Jones is shirtless in TFA) (a lot)
- (3/24/2017) Backpedaling on a scale never seen before, Alex Jones recants and renounces Pizzagate. OMG, the lizard people got to him
Kid Rock[]
Latter-Day Ted Nugent
Charles Krauthammer[]
"Dr." Laura[]
radio doctor
Harvey Levin[]
founder, TMZ
Corey Lewandowski[]
former campaign chief, current lobbyist
Michelle Malkin[]
former Governor Pat McCrory (R NC)[]
The Honorable Governor Bathroom
Wayne Merry[]
senior fellow, American Foreign Policy Council
Stephen Moore[]
President, Club for Growth
Wayne Allyn Root[]
Homophobe
Miscellaneous[]
various news outlets[]
Conservative media
Cause of Action[]
Center for Medical Progress[]
- David Daleiden
videographer the Center for Medical Progress
- Sandra Merritt
videographer the Center for Medical Progress
- (3/29/2017) Guys, it's not "fake news" when you've been charged with 15 felony counts for your "fake" Planned Parenthood undercover videos Template:Edit
Heartland Institute[]
right-wing think tank, receives funding from Exxon-Mobil and Koch Brothers
Marillyn Hewson[]
CEO, Lockheed Martin
Judicial Watch[]
See Also[]
- Drumpfster Fire
- Drumpfster Fire Advisors & Agencies
- Drumpfster Fire Daily Chaos
- Drumpfster Fire Misinformation
- Ministry of Misinformation
- I Love The Poorly Educated
- The World Outside the U.S. Post-Drumpf
- 115th Congressional Dumpster Fire
- Defying GOP's Wet Dream of One Party Rule of U.S. Government
External Links[]
- Executive Order Generator
- Trump Insult Generator
- What The Fuck Just Happened Today?
- How Long Has Donald Trump Been President?
- Nose Flags
- Trump-Russia timeline, Mother Jones